induct me into the damn lollipop guild

bump

Masahiro Tanaka Pitcher Debut: 2014 - Retired: 2020 NYY

the cherry on top of this bad dumb game is a completely asinine Volpe ABS challenge

Benetti is the best

The Yankees have lost 4 of 5 series to the Reds since they began playing them annually in 2022. Naturally, the exception is… the bad 2023 lol

you're hearing it more and more

Yankees hadn't lost anything resembling a blowout since getting shut out by the Orioles 7-0 on May 13th. Honestly pretty good to go that long without a true stinker.

Will Warren’s defense behind him between Jasson, Volpe, and Rice hasn’t been good today, but that was a bad pitch to Spencer Steer to make this not close. To win this series, Yanks will need Cole on his game tomorrow against Chase Burns, who is very very good.

growing pains of Jasson Domínguez in right field cost the Yankees two runs throwing to the wrong base. so it goes.

Jasson's "teenage celebrity crush" being Selena Gomez has all the energy of hearing someone say "Bryce Harper was my favorite player growing up"

13.

A dozen strikeouts ties Cam Schlittler's career-high from the playoff opener against the Red Sox last year. He's done it in five innings.

if this was 1998, we'd be on 21-K Watch for Cam, he's been that good

get this man to the Home Run Derby

Jazz DESTROYED that ball Also hit one out tonight

Happy 123rd, Lou ❤️

David Robertson, you busy

even when Volpe succeeds, he fails

Name That Yankee spoiler

must've been... real bad because Jazz left the game

430 feet the other way from Ryan McMahon. Alrighty!

Ballgame. Yankees are the third team in the majors and the first in the AL to 45 wins. Division lead jumps to 3.5 after the Dodgers swept the Rays. Some good base ball right now!

I look forward to hopefully seeing less of you after the deadline, Jake Bird

Scotland is in the house - and teaching the Americans how to chant

HE'S AT IT AGAIN

It's a 2.5-game lead for the Yankees now. Ohtani, Wrobleski, and the Dodgers beat the Rays, 1-0.

the GIAMBINO

sources deep inside the Holy See are saying that someone has been muttering about how Jon Garland would've never let this happen

welp, George Lombard Jr. is hurt ☹️

Ben Rice's 20th homer of the season is a good reminder that if you don't vote Ben Rice for the All-Star Game then you hate democracy

enjoying this yankees inning

SHALALALALALA LA UH HUH

yeah because it was pulled but what about the rest of him

god bless the Dominican Summer League

[through gritted teeth] ah. yes. go The Dodgers. my pals. Brett Butler forever.

BEN

That's right

4 innings, 8 hits, 3 walks only leading to 2 runs is… quite fortunate for Will Warren today

lmao Ali Sánchez got a second hit off Corbin and that was enough for Schneider to say “OK that is IT”

the incredible vibes of the Knicks have manifested RBI knocks today from Anthony Volpe (!) AND Ali Sánchez (?!)

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

THE NEW YORK DAMN KNICKERBOCKERS, CHAMPS

wfan draining a forest to make… whatever this is

the Yankees are 1-0 in their last 1 game in Toronto

YOU STRUCK GOLD ON GOLD CASE

dang, thought Jasson had come through again there and given the Yankees the lead

Jasson Domínguez got to the park at around 2:00 for the 3:00 game, and at 4:00 on the nose, he swats this game-tying homer