Joseph, 6BC

Happy “most oppressed people in America” Day.

DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THINGS ARE WHEN JAZZ MUSICIANS DECIDE *NOT* TO SHOW UP FOR A GIG?

Fairly certain my favorite deal for XMas was getting the Godfather 4k trilogy (really 4 films with Coda and P3) for $14 though what I assume was a glitch at Walmart.

He's making a list and checking it twice. Gonna find out if that Santa is white. If not, ICE is coming to town.

[my house, 20 years from now, listening to "baby, it's cold outside"] my son: man, this song is real weird me: it used to get cold outside

At no point did she actually cite the Bible.

You couldn’t have something I could care less about than this crap.

Tradition time.

With that Doomsday teaser, I still think this was the route to go before Kang went off the rails and it could still somewhat happen. Should put me in charge, IMO. Thanks for attending my TED Talk

For no particular reason

2025 is trying really hard to remind you just how much it’s working on being terrible.

Reporter: We have 3 videos, 2 breathalyzers, 4 bartenders, and a minivan full of nuns attesting to how the driver was drunk and reckless when he hit the school bus. Weiss; What did the driver say. Reporter: He and his lawyer won’t talk. We asked them 5 times. Weiss: I’m killing your story.

1. BREAKING Sharyn Alfonsi, a correspondent for 60 Minutes, sent an internal email to colleagues stating that CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss “spiked our story” about the Trump administration and the transfer of deportees to a prison in El Salvador.

HASSETT: If the Supreme Court doesn't find with us, refunds would go to whoever cut the check for the tariff BRENNAN: Doesn't the administration claim it was the country that paid that? HASSETT: Uhh --

Maybe start is actually punish this program?

‘MARTY SUPREME’ has had the biggest per theater average gross for a film in almost a decade Earning $875K from 6 theaters this weekend

Once when we wanted to show the ineffectual dithering of The Good Place Committee, we had one of them say, "There are rules, procedures. This is The Good Place -- we can't just *do stuff.*" We almost didn't include it, because we thought it was a little on the nose.

This is explained in a long, unmissable scene *halfway through the movie*, not the ending, and then further discussed about a hundred fucking times before said ending. I despise this era of internet

Goldilocks waking up:

🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵

I would have ran the ball there. Have the next play call already made just in case.

All time Miami and Ohio State are 3-3 against each other.

I mean you take the TD but imagine him giving himself up right before the goal line.

A doink kick that goes in is how this game was meant to end.

MORE MISSED FIELD GOALS (4) THAN POINTS (3)

A Lord of the Rings cover band called The Flying Fools.

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

You know AI is complete bullshit when I’m listening to Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski’s show and they’re reading an AI summary and *Gronk* goes “well that’s not right”

When owners of MLB teams say they’re going to release their accounting documents.

what are they hiding

My suggestion would be to change it to the “Throat Goat’s Husband Building”

The harbingers of death

last little detail from the stream found here www.espn.com/watch/player... I appreciate Jones' little fist bump love tap to Master Chief as he changes sides of the stage

I had to find this incredible footage and it's true. Master Chief handed off the Xbox Bowl trophy, which has a functioning ASUS ROG Xbox Ally X at the center of it, to Butch Jones for the Arkansas State victory tonight.

Pluribus is so damn good.

Anti-capitalism messaging.

Middle Earth Extended Editions 6-Film Collection (4K Digital) is $24.99 on Apple TV DOTD buff.ly/SKFlc3g #ad Movies Anywhere eligible

Venezuela is in SOUTH AMERICA. So yeah… it’s ours. Check and mate libs.

Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.

JFC

Rewatched #WakeUpDeadMan at home. Enjoyed it as it’s a damn good movie but so much more enjoyable of an experience in the theater. Anyways, go to the movies.

If you’re not white make sure you carry your fucking freedom papers with you bsky.app/profile/radl...

Dick Van Dyke is 100 today. I want to live that long just to see if you end up hating the fact you lived that long.

Why even have a university

Pluribus is so damn good.

behold, the platonic ideal of social media