Meet the new Castellini, same as the old Castellini.

Voting should be magic and not verified counting.

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

It you take a moment to think about it, it’s the Dodgers fault. No other explanation is possible.

The Bullpenis is real and it’s fabulous!

The segment ends with “Thank you Sir. May I have another?”

Bari Weiss not beating the bootlicking propagandist allegations here:

THE JEDI ROCKET 🚀 FOR USMNT

That there is a big boy goal.

God help me. I’m watching a friendly match.

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

Shit… a valley/peak

This new Heat movie should be called Preheat. It’s just sitting there.

Shit… a valley/peak

PLAY OF THE YEAR?! 😱 MIGUEL ROJAS WITH THE BAREHAND, FREDDIE FREEMAN WITH THE STRETCH!

I was thinking that it makes a lot of sense that religious conservatives don’t seem to have any issues with supporting a leader who sexual assaults women. Because if you really think about it, it’s not like God asked Mary for permission…

Just like no one wants to work anymore, no one wants to throw a change-up anymore. A really sad state for America and our future!

Classic

No one believes anyone is due anymore. SMH my head.

Well I know what happened 16 years ago.

I guess we're really never getting the strait opened.

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

After ICE deported Wendy Hernandez Reyes, it turned her 3-year-old son Orlin over to her sister’s estranged partner, who tortured Orlin and beat him to death. I can’t say what I think should happen to those responsible without violating this website’s TOS. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

This is what those in the biz call expert analysis.

Ohhh don’t act like you too can’t set millions of dollars on fire.

#HappyPride from Ron Swanson

Not an expert but the Reds should give up fewer grand slams.

Now I feel justified for all the times I just watched.

This game is starting to get drunk

“Who needs enemies with friends like these.” The biggest roast I’ve ever heard in sports

Gooners goal

let's be clear, let's be very clear, let's be incredibly clear about something: Marcia Lucas is why you love Star Wars. She's why Star Wars worked. She's why it has heart. She's responsible for the in-media-res beginning, she's responsible for basically everything charming and unique about >

The woman who made Star Wars what it was

Oscar winner and San Francisco resident Marcia Lucas — the former wife of George Lucas who edited the original “Star Wars,” “American Graffiti” and “Taxi Driver” —  has died.

Next week on “New Albany 43054”…

I was today years old when I discovered you can whistle on an inhale.

dems have been gifted with a rogues gallery that would put batman/spider-man/dick tracy to shame and they cant do shit with it.

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Congrats @litwick.net

10 out of 10. No notes.

It's worth remembering that this is the Facebook post that got Suzanne Swierc fired. I have undying disdain for the many institutions that engaged in a moral panic over Charlie Kirk.

The Cavs had to die so the Reds could win a series.

Why have a heart attack when you can just be a fan of a playoff hockey team.

About to murder my neighbor who is setting off fireworks on a school night.