Hades II Day should be a holiday. What do you mean I have to attend to my regular responsibilities like an adult?

Sometimes you read an article that makes you feel like... idk... 15 years ago, some of us got on an express train and saw what was on the tracks ahead. And now we're on a call to the people on the slower train, now approaching, and they cannot comprehend the landscapes we describe as familiar.

Several of my friends will be thrilled to hear that, finally, I will no longer defend A24.

The modern-day stuff was all downhill after they killed off Kristen Bell's character because Ubisoft didn't want to negotiate to pay her royalties.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

OR, hear me out, become far too obsessed with Deep Space Nine & Halt and Catch Fire & everything that ever aired on the WB/CW—join us! Sample the exciting lifestyle that allows you to quote lines from Rectify, Enlightened, FNL, The Americans or Supernatural at any given moment!!!

If you are not extremely and probably unhealthily online, trying to make sense of the discourse around the suspect is probably more difficult than reading Ulysses without a guide

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

finally a celebrity I know at RAW

It'll never make sense to me that one of the nicest girls, seemingly, in my church youth group ended up (temporarily) married to that guy.

A bullshit urban legend would have you believe that Golden Axe’s voice samples come from death row inmates. In reality, two come from Conan the Barbarian and two from Rambo: First Blood. I want to find the rest! www.thrillingtalesofoldvideogames.com/blog/golden-...

The account that made this viral post uses a AI-generated stock photo as their profile picture, and the main claim that Big Balls "was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl" is not in the article. We are not immune from disinformation.

It's ridiculous that people are angry over the updated Cracker Barrel logo when we should be saving that anger for things that matter, like Peacemaker changing its opening theme song

Whoa, you'd think it's an Olive Garden opening in Anchorage with those lines.

I know there's a lot of controversy about the Cracker Barrel logo, so I worked up a new option that should be good with everyone... The barrel is back, but it's now guarded by Scubble, The Cracker Goblin. I also worked up a new slogan for the company!

one thing you really have to be careful of online is not letting your experiences with annoying people online drive your politics for real material issues. the internet is real but also your phone is a portal to a world that doesn’t fucking exist

Well, I guess I finally should...

The most accurate way to judge someone’s entire worth as a human being is by which YouTube chefs they trust and which YouTube chefs they shun

Generally, the type of Christian burning "demonic" toys also doesn't believe Catholics are Christians.

i don't mean to be mean because we're all bad at something that seems easy but way more people need to accept that self-checkout is just not for them

Update:

I made bread.

⛄️🦉🍗☕️

I think fireworks are fun and cool to set off.

It’s about fairness in women’s sports.

A guy who plays Mario on YouTube off-handidly mentioned the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit as a joke about wanting to sue Nintendo for bad Mario levels and I was pleased to see his comments filled with people explaining that the coffee lawsuit was legit lol

Getting Clifford-pilled.

My celebrity doppelganger is doing the Lord's work.

Even if you don’t have a wife, it’s worth remembering that “lemme run this past my wife” is one of the best ways out of a conversation with an aggressive salesman

Went fishing, but only took two photos.

Members of the Kotzebue public radio station’s board and staff said the station had enough reserve funding to last a few months, but that the station would close within a year without an alternate funding source. www.adn.com/alaska-news/...

the only jubilee i want to hear about is a debt jubilee

Trying to think of other revolutionary products that consumers repeatedly had to be tricked into paying for rather than ones that consumers loved and demanded

*holds finger to earpiece* I'm being told that Sweden is out of a major soccer tournament after losing a penalty shootout. Good.

Euros!

"They can't all be bangers", I say reassuringly to myself as I hit send on my 11,000th consecutive non-banger

A sad realization of the modern era is that basically any movie made before 2000, no matter how shitty it is, looks incredible compared to the most expensive movies that are made today