Grateful to @defector.com for publishing a print version of my Replay Booth episode on a 61-year-old Mets mystery and for commissioning an illustration of Mr. Met with a pipe and magnifying glass defector.com/wilbur-huckl...

Excited for another season of Belmont Basketball.

**Minor spoiler warning** /// I wanted to love this. We were so close to something great, but this amounted to an excellent 2 hour TV pilot episode.

cole bishop

lol

Happy Halloween. People in their 30s and 40s love us.

They take Halloween to the next level in east Nashville.

Someone walking around in a Michael Myers costume will always be scary. There was a father son pair both dressed as him and they were just standing blankly next to each other in the middle of the street for multiple minutes. Great bit.

Observing

Walking across the bridges of Venice with a Sabres hat on and a huge smile on my face. Great honeymoon. Up the swords.

Point projections over the past fortnight.

Went to the top of a mountain today. Would recommend.

I have no respect for Marchand. Just a horrible person.

I like Italy

Hello from Milan

this graph’s going around on twitter. it stopped me dead in my tracks. i am going to punch something

Left aghast as “Evacuate The Dance Floor” comes on at @benmathewson.bsky.social’s wedding and he is nowhere to be found

Just got married. 10 out of 10 would recommend. Go Bills, Go Sabres.

its buffalo sabres game day baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call WGR with my opinions about Bowen byram

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Sabres are gonna do it.

My season preview for this year: I did a better job than usual, I think.

I’m opening a movie theater in which I show recently released films that I ripped from the internet but the studios are welcome to opt out if they wish.

⬡⬢⬡ HockeyViz 2025-2026 Season Preview ⬢⬡⬢ hockeyviz.com/txt/preview2... Detailed skill and icetime breakdowns for every team, and a million simulations of the upcoming NHL seasons. There are many, many graphs.

The media repeatedly told voters that the Biden administration supported open borders vs Trump who would deport criminals when the reality was it was Biden's policy to deport criminals and Trump's policy to just deport any foreigner they could regardless of danger or criminality (very unpopular!)

Picked up my wedding suit today and I love it. This is me now.

And also this from @brofromanother.bsky.social www.theringer.com/2025/09/24/m...

One Battle After Another was incredible. Totally lived up to the hype. Immediate Best Picture front runner. Some pieces I liked on the film: www.thenation.com/article/cult... by @johnsemley3000.bsky.social www.indiewire.com/criticism/mo... by @davidehrlich.bsky.social

3 fantasy leagues: One at work where you can side text w your colleagues about your boss’s awful trade proposals, one with your high school friends with a group chat where no one ever talks about their personal lives, one 14 team dynasty league that’s so deep you end up streaming Tyler Allgeier

Absolutely

if you want the best of both worlds then run, don't walk, to PARIS BLUES. paul newman and sidney poitier trying to make it as jazz playing expats in france, featuring music by duke ellington, with louis armstrong basically playing himself. an underseen gem i'm trying to get everyone i know to watch.

We finally made it everyone. Today is the day. We love movies.

It appears that’s the stats nerds don’t hate the Sabres in their projections this year and that genuinely has me excited.

Thinking about the Sabres

Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

shout out the Miami punter wearing short shorts cc: @lazylazyjane.bsky.social

Please share your wedding reception song recommendations below.

make a smoothie with bills tight end jackson hawes

There are going to be so many Jackson Hawes jerseys soon and if your fanbase isn’t gassing up the third string blocking TE, that’s a you problem

banana republic

if Josh Allen came out in the 70s his scouting reports would just read "well, he's a big son of a bitch" with cigarette ash caked all over the page

They cut to Matt Prater on the sidelines when it was 40-38 and, I swear to fucking God, I thought it was just some guy in a Todd Collins 15 in the stands.

earthquake twitter ran so josh allen bluesky could fly

Josh Allen had 251 pass yards in the 4th quarter, his most in any quarter in his career, per ESPN Research.

Bills