Today I learned I can read German

We will never rebuild some of the things they are destroying.

STOP GIVING US HOPE

Los Angeles.

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His clothes!!! He’s got new clothes!!!!

Hey media-- Pam Bondi is not a victim -- she willingly carried out Trump's political agenda to prosecute his political enemies and undermine free and fair elections. Todd Blache is not shouldering a "burden" or "walking a tightrope." He is a willing accomplice. Language matters.

Will they be teaching them to do their taxes? Change a tire? Cook for themselves? Anything useful???

“Empowerment! Opportunity! Choice!” I would like to hear a journalist ask Wu what those terms mean and how enforced use of commercial products achieves the objectives associated with those terms.

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todd golden and bruce pearl on the same side of the desk. just utter scum bags

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

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They can’t do their jobs because they’re terrified of losing their jobs.

This is true. But we are also running out of journalists with courage and moral clarity.

We are running out of good journalists trained in journalism. We have talk shows and podcasts.

Joakim Noah vindicated!!!!

800,000 people who died because of the lack of lifesaving food and medical aid were unavailable for comment.

This is like “got your nose!!!” but instead of a child crying because their nose has been stolen we’re going to be hit with a series of devastating terror attacks a decade from now.

We are not safe. We are not safe. We are not safe.

We are not safe.

Tiger?

Crazy to think it would only take like 10 Republicans to flip to impeach Trump. And yet they are too cowardly even though this war is unpopular with 75% of the country. 🇺🇸 Never vote Republican again. Ever.

The story about Noems husband doesn't matter because of his actions, it matters because a lot of these reporters cover this administrations insanely hateful shit as a legit party position while knowing it's all a lie and hypocritical. Beltway PR flacks call themselves journalists every day

Still looks like he’d be much happier forcing a frat brother to drink to the point of alcohol poisoning.

I don’t think they care. They want them all to be white.

It’s still insane to me that they let 1 of the 9 guys on the field just not play baseball.

There is some stuff that Trump does that is unconstitutional and/or illegal for complex reasons that lawyers and judges have to hash out in court. And then there is stuff that is just like, “Uh, the NCAA is not part of the government, why is he giving it instructions, what is he talking about”

Just because you’re not in the front of the line, doesn’t mean you’re not in line!

A million years ago, mammoths, giant sloths, and saber toothed tigers were the big land animals. Homo erectus was mastering fire and using stone tools. A billion years ago, the first multicellular life was developing. A billion is a HUGE number. No one needs that much money.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

Fellas. When you’re ready, get the vasectomy.

1. Look where he went to school. 2. T’Sharvan Bell.

Hi, it’s me. Reporting from the airport. It brings me great pleasure to inform you that absolutely no one is listening to Sean Duffy’s dumb ass.

Oh so different than last time?

This country is in the beginning stages of an ethnic cleansing operation.

Good. It'll feel fear before I pull the plug.

There's like... a million reasons why I don't have children but it's nice to find out there are still new ones to discover.

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Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.

Donald’s signature from the Epstein birthday card will now be on your currency. You live in a pedocracy.

If we spent the same ratio as, say, Canada, we'd easily cover universal healthcare. If we did that AND cut the military budget in half, we could feed every child in the US three free meals AND launch an Artemis every month for a decade and STILL have the most expensive military on earth.

"The United States is broke!" BULLSHIT. European countries spend, on average, 49.5% of their GDP on their governments. We spend 39.7% of ours. And you know what's worse? Most of their discretionary spending is for services. Most of ours is for the military and war.

Not gone enough.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

The single most important thing that has to happen is criminal, civil, and/or professional consequences (whichever their behavior warrants) for everyone who has participated in the horror show we've been watching for over a year now

One thing Trump has successfully done is cowed a lot of people into thinking they can't call for meaningful accountability for him and his cronies because it would be "revenge" or "political" and therefore illegitimate. Absolutely essential to reject that

Really depressing that all jobs, including flying to the moon, are just jobs.

Donald Trump will continue to be a bigger problem for the rest of the world until THEY stop him. No one in this country is going to. Coalition of the willing, NOW. Regime change in America, NOW.

your head a splode