Mad at chuds because I want to hate Christopher Nolan and Elliot Page without having to specify that I hate them for non-chud reasons

music writer gets generally screwed by his producer

Heartbreaking: The beautiful lesbian woman is actually GACKT

i think it's pretty important that trump's death be public and entirely accidental, like he's eating a burger and chokes, or he falls down a flight of stairs while waving to people, or he's talking to people and suddenly starts shitting himself to death

walking out of the hospital and he trips on the curb and when his head hits the street his brains explode out of his skull

Tokusatsu scratches a very specific itch of doing catchphrases and movements and poses all at once that, if you have a certain combination of mental illnesses, will sink its claws into you almost immediately and never let go

Number of people from my comp sci uni days who i have found out are also trans women is now at 2

working with people in their early 20s and shocked to discover that there are people who use instagram as their main form of social communication

I am in the produce section of Walmart, summoning fucked up and evil creatures to collect green onions for me

Sometimes you see people on the internet use certain words and you can tell that about 70% of their mental health problems stem from their continued insistence on using those words

I love the Guilty Gear Strive soundtrack but I do think the lyrics could have been localized better to avoid the flow being Like That™

DREAMCAST WINS AGAIN

I hope you think of me, not just as a strange woman, but as someone to give money to on a regular basis

me telling people the most major difference between fight club as a book and a movie is one piece of information they changed

Me when I get stopped by security walking out of the computer store with a suspiciously RAM shaped bulge in my stomach

Got a maid Jax without the safety shorts, she just got her entire ass out for anyone to see

hit da juckport

Spock-tolerated pussy

The hot weather wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the heat

I love the James Gunn Superman movie movie but when I search "Ultraman" there's only one type of dude I wanna see

My Deltarune theory is the game breaking stuff in the weird route WILL lead to a different ending, with the description saying there's only one ending being a prophecy the characters defy

Dave Grohl confirms that Kurt Cobain would have been a transgender lesbian

This Mike and/or Ike has a flared base

Watching Kamen Rider W, did they know what they were doing dressing Philip like...

I had to check the list of releases and it was pretty close but I think I maintain that my GOTY for 2023 is MyHouse.wad

Want to go try that SubDog but I'm worried that eating Subway will give me Sarin gas

Out of all the id software alumni, American McGee has the most valid life experiences to be transphobic (look it up), but he's not, so some of those motherfuckers do not have an excuse

Please imagine all my hypotheticals being shouted at a hostage negotiator who is quickly losing faith in their career choice

What if you were green?

Everyone remember to cast protections spells to stop the LA gangs

If I had a time machine I would go and make accounts on niche fetish forums and write all the funniest internet posts 5 years before the writers made them so they have to fight the allegations of plagiarising a post from an erotic cannibalism forum for the rest of their lives

Toby mixing his western humour and his love of Weeb Shit really does make Chapter 5 『東方 Prawjeckt"

i am on my fucking knees begging for you people to understand my vision

Green Deltarune looks like the mascot for some late 60s brand of vegetable juice that people rediscovered in 2018 and drew gay fanart of for two weeks

visualization of me getting my ass handed to me during the deltarune chapter 5 secret boss

Everyone is saying "oh Seth Deltarune is just Jade Homestuck" but NO ONE is saying the most important part which is that Seth Deltarune is Patchouli Touhou

I need that anime boy to fucking kill himself immediately

I am beating this chapter 5 secret boss if it takes me all night

Isn't she lovely 💖

Manifesting

"I wanna be cool like Dess Holiday... AND LIVE"

I imagine if people un-abstracted that Ribbit and Kaufmo would ignore Jax until all three are alone, then they would viciously kick the out of Jax for like 5 minutes straight, after which they would just say "we're even now" and go back to being best friends

I could never hate Jax because I also have strong avoidant tendencies and I want the best for her because I'd like the same for myself

For more information, search up "economic inflation"

Happy Pride

They are debating my gender identity due to the vague and subtle nature of my dialog They are saying I am up to fan interpretation