The problem with horror movies from the 40s and 50s is that, unless they become giant or turn into a monster, I can't tell the men in them apart from each other

Seeing how the world treats trans people like Miss Blessing makes me want to lash out violently, but that would be ~male socialized~ so I guess I'll just lay down and die

Buffet Infinity (2025) this movie is amazing and i will probably force people to watch it against their wills

I'd say I enjoy Fanta Zero Sugar about as much as regular Fanta, but Crush Zero Sugar isn't as good as regular Crush

Catching myself having toddler thoughts like "i want to drink more fruit juice" but in a health-conscious way

Woke up in a Daze that makes me so Yare Yare

Had to do a doublecheck to make sure it was a Photoshop job, but Laura Loomer really does have that Robert Z'Dar face

He actually hits this shit every episode off-camera and the audience only gets to see it at the end

my bandcamp friday haul (i already bought Faster Than Sex [the best album of the year] back on release)

Cregger has made two movies about interesting initial ideas that spoil nothing about what they eventually become in the trailers, so of course people are watching the ResEvil trailer and complaining it doesn't give everything away

CnC (Crum 'n' Crass)

"Do you press the blue button or would you press the red button?" I would press your chest as I push you into traffic for asking me another one of these trolley problem questions

The timeline, as far as I was able to see, of the blue trans lady was 1) there was a trans lady who is blue 2) she got mad at people stalking her 3) she left an abusive relationship 4) ??? 5) everyone says she was racist

They gave the world hyenas and you better say thank you

Extremely funny when someone complains about rising prices by saying they're on a pension/fixed income. Unlike a working person, who can just demand their job pay them more and the job will just do it. That thing that always happens.

Perhaps I am just hungry, but there are a lot of people who should kill themselves in public. Everyone who works at the New York Post should, I think it's only fair given the poison they put into the world.

Oh this fucks supreme

I love cooking with pork belly but every time i think about buying some from the store, I think about just how much fat is on that beautiful and end up opting for a cut that's a bit more lean

It's imperative that you 1) be 16 (or be 41 and have the same emotional maturity as a 16 y/o) 2) run fandom accounts on Twitter 3) get emotional about everything you read immediately This is how you escape samsara

i can't believe he killed that guy

Rereading Jojolion and I forgot how fucking stupid the Higashikata family is when we first meet them

"Um, this is Europe, not America, our cops don't just kill people" Euro cops when they see a Romanian:

You know, if someone in their 80s has trouble with 2FA or PayPal invoices or something like that, I understand that. But there's something about an old person not understanding how a cheque works that annoys me. It's like someone my age not knowing how to play a DVD.

The biggest attack on my daily routine is when grocery stores invented the short carts and then never have any available, so i either have to carry my groceries by hand or drive a boat of a shopping cart around instead of the cart that is perfect for me

Condemn them, Mother, for they know exactly what they do

Giving Donald Trump a Crayola Model Magic Peace Prize Medallion that suspiciously lets him zap to the extreme

"Boy, I sure do hope nothing bad happens to my twenty one towers later this year"

There are only two Eric Andre bits that matter: - what if it was purple - investigate 311 (The second one is there because the colour of her energy is purple)

just right clicked a file on my computer and found that there was an option to Ask Copilot, which caused me to check and find that copilot was installed on my computer yesterday without my knowledge, so i'm going to need everyone at microsoft to mail me a pound of their flesh

Lot's wife

"Son, we named you after the shittiest Metallica album we can think of, because we hate you. Please go become a cop. Because we want you to get shot. Because we hate you."

Love seeing local discussion where people say "x thing is really bad in our city" and some dick replied "uhhh, x thing is bad in EVERY city, we're not unique" And then, like 2 weeks later a report comes out and confirms, actually, our city IS the worst city in the country for x thing

Using Labubu BBL techniques to ensure my Ragatha plush has a sufficiently fat ass

*to the tune of if i had a million dollars by the barenaked ladies* sub-dural hematoma (subdural humatomaaaa)

Heathcliff Flow

Going to The Amazing Digital Toilet to take The Amazing Digital Dump and then wash my The Amazing Digital Hands

Hylics is, spiritually, a Jojo part

The Good, The Bnuuy, And The Ugly

When the Bunny is Funny

Gooseworx is currently on the FBI's Most Wanted list

Fun bit is getting a scam call and acting like you've never heard of even the concept of a credit card "No, I have all my money in a bank account, it wouldn't fit in a card"

The time draws Pomnigh

but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist but we persist

Never forget the REAL reason for the season

Mad at Christians because why can't I buy groceries on a Friday because some dumb bitch got tattled on

I hate the dreamcast APRIL FOOLS, YOU FUCKING MORONS, YOU ABSOLUTE RUBES, THE DREAMCAST RULES

Girl help They are trying to Visible my Trans

happy tdov! give trans people money.

Oop - It's #TransDayOfVisability !!! Always always always be true to who you are, it's what makes life worth living, and we can all make it! Uplift your friends, your family (chosen or otherwise) and remember to always support each other. Thank you to the allies along the way💛 ---------- 🎨: iFus

I'm closer to looking like transfemme Jax than I'd want to admit