Big let down, to be honest

é impossível

Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of @minakimes.bsky.social

This is really outrageous when you think about it. A jury found Trump sexually assaulted Carroll. News coverage often frames it like they’re political opponents.

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

is it too late to post this

The Parmentier metro station is a truly an Ode to the Potato (and Parmentier, who got the French to embrace it).

#digimon #angewomon #ladydevimon #mastemon #gatomon

employees are not there to optimize for the company’s benefit, they are there to optimize for their own continued employment if you want them to optimize for the company’s benefit, your job is to align those incentives

Me in my bluesky bubble

Brand Manager getting ready for Pride Month

i’m CRUMBLING

The people who make it are openly crooning about using it to take educated women’s jobs away so I find this extremely unsurprising.

🥱 Why does Batman not kill the Joker 🥱🥱 Why does Batman not give his money to charity 🤯🤯🤯 :

"this isn't me being gay, it's science" is, unfortunately, an all-timer

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

Imagine a frieza pra fazer isso aos 19 anos. Depois de 04h50. Contra o maior campeão do esporte.

Shrek Burlesque has dropped out of the White House concert.

O diretor Michael Bay:

the actual ethical question is, I think, whether Bruce Wayne gives people in Gotham false hope due to working so hard to save a place that even many HP Lovecraft protagonists would not live in

Grande vitória do nosso menino brasileiro no torneio do restaurante Rolando Arroz (Trindade, Florianópolis, 2011)

‘I NEED YOU TO PERFORM AT FREEDOM 250 MILLI VANILLI HAVE DROPPED OUT’

sentences that get funnier the further you read them

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

João Fonseca after beating Novak Djokovic at Roland Garros "You served for the match and you are break point down... and all of a sudden you hit 3 aces in a row.“ João: “I guess I just believed I could do aces. I felt like John Isner" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

May 29, 2004: Guga Kuerten beats Roger Federer at Roland Garros. May 29, 2026: João Fonseca beats Novak Djokovic at Roland Garros. 22 years. Unreal moment for Brazilian tennis. 🇧🇷💛🇧🇷 (h/t itsgaallopes on x)

Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Rising Brazilian teenager João Fonseca knocked Novak Djokovic out of the French Open in a five-set thriller, coming from two sets down to win. Djokovic’s hopes of a record-breaking 25th Grand Slam are over — for now. nyti.ms/4vjClwB

Caralho, João Fonseca ganhou? Gigante

João Fonseca estava perdendo de Djokovic por 2 sets a zero e agora estão em 5x5 no quinto set

modern AAA gaming is obsessed with squeezing between two rocks. the higher the budget, the flashier the graphics, the more two rocks you're going to have to squeeze through

look at him. he doesn't even have any money

Se o PSG é o franco favorito amanhã na final da Champions, o Arsenal seria o anglo favorito?

than k you bluesky for hiding this foul adult content from me

I will not be confident this reboot is staying faithful to the creative vision of Peter Molyneux unless it does this 12 more times

"now you can't boo me" is the most insightful remark you'll ever hear a conservative make about their motivation to power

O problema que esse monte de matéria fazendo terrorismo com o fim da 6x1 é que um argumento econômico em linhas gerais literalmente não importa. Você consegue definir um impacto financeiro pra qualquer mudança trabalhista que já existiu desde o fim da escravidão, basicamente.

a bíblia do batman de neymar é só uma bíblia normal com a capa do batman? uu é um livro mesmo contando a história de batman em versículos, tipo Robin IV versículo 23 “bruce me deu um tapa na cara mas acho que foi pq mereci”

NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED

Like, seriously. This is like, really bad and very much beyond the like... actual expectations (from what I understand) for what a fully-fueled methalox rocket detonating would be. I imagine going to be *massive* investigations over this considering the kind of detonation you had here.