Passando mal com isso

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it probably isn't a coincidence that the first generation where women outperform men academically is also the first generation to think college is a scam

oh hell yes, had kalshi getting charged before april on polymarket at +2500

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wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Darkly hilarious about how a mayor constantly gets pelted with foreign policy questions and yet we react to the president admitting he literally bombed somewhere for fun with a shrug and a yawn.

very funny to watch the administration desperately try to cause a WWI-style escalation spiral and everyone just going "idk bro"

Quick! Pretend this freak show is a trend.

Wikipedia's birthday logo overhwhelms me with an unbearable motherly instinct. Baby Globe i would do anything for you. i wouldn't dream of disabling you

Tremendous commentary here as well. This is what I assume Russian dashcam videos are saying in Russian.

Yes,the emerging line is wily, ruthless Israel tricked poor, trusting, naive Donald Trump into a stupid, reckless war. GMAFB. Israel has absolutely pushed for this but ultimately it’s DONALD TRUMP who decided to take the US to war. He likes war! He likes blowing things up! He literally says it’s fun

It’s very frustrating to have to simultaneously keep reiterating that Netanyahu is a war criminal and I do not support the actions of the state of Israel AND ALSO treating Israel as the puppetmaster behind US policy is a hallmark of antisemitic conspiracy theories

Just checking in on this

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He also manages, in his resignation letter, to blame the Iraq War and US intervention in Syria on “Israel and its powerful American lobby.” The cognitive dissonance in the isolationist wing of MAGA between loving Trump and hating this war is going to be resolved with a lot of antisemitism.

is it good when the leadership of the embattled Iranian regime start baiting the president for being bitch made

DLSS5 reveal going well, then

amo como as palavras podem ser usadas pra falar qualquer coisa mesmo né

u.s., repeatedly: "we're going to invade this island" iran, apparently on a social media break according to pete sessions: "guess we can leave this island undefended"

todos os países nesse pique aqui

E assim a PM do Claudio Castro acabou com a vida da médica Andréa Martins, que cuidava e tratava de pessoas com câncer

maior tristeza que tem é abrir um close friends e ver foto de gato ou cachorro

billionaire being interviewed: i havent listened to a single note of music in 27 years. think about it, music was basically invented, what, maybe 50 years ago? interviewer: this is really interesting

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i know literally everyone is making fun of this rn but i just really love how they call it "lighting" love it when my new "lighting system" completely changes my textures & topo somehow & invents a completely new face. that's great. i love how light can do that (a normal thing which lighting does).

Akira Kurosawa on writing

I think if you asked me to mock these guys then "desperately need therapy: will never get therapy" and "refuse to introspect ever" are things I coulda come up with. But. "Obviously when you introspect you just feel guilt, so clearly this is a plot against Great Men" is too perfect. Beyond me.

Every day someone has to make me feel older.

(spock raising an eyebrow) but captain, blowjobs are… highly illogical

Cyndaquil Knight!

Me describing the music video to Metallica’s “One” in junior high.

trago este recado para vocês (autocrítica)

Paul Atreides após tomar a especiaria:

so this question has come up in conversation recently: obviously, bluesky has features that allow you to disable interactions like replies and quote posts. but is doing so contrary to the spirit of social media? is it antisocial behavior? maybe even unethical? interested to hear everyone's thoughts

"but I don't *want* to cure cancer. I want to own the libs."

Genuinely just bonkers to watch the USA do this to one of the most successful and innovative hubs of scientific research the world has ever seen. All those years of Free Speech On Campus debates and it turns out they actually wanted less cancer research. Absurd.

The rest of the world to Trump:

YOU - I don't think anyone's being promiscuous with me. I wish they were, though.

me on Hinge after ten minutes of swiping bsky.app/profile/news...

Nominative determinism strikes again