Jesus fucking Christ

just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen

Pluribus é basicamente o Law ending de algum SMT

I like how they think that if we abolish white collar labor with AI and everyone starts working with their hands, it’s gonna be hammering shit at the masculinity factory and not wiping butt in hospitals, especially if immigration becomes more restrictive

“there is a point on the graph where things get Worse, and there you will find Ronald Reagan” stays undefeated

dystopian ass weather report

Ancient philosophy is 50% profound eternal wisdom and 50% that same exact guy declaring with supreme confidence two paragraphs later that pee is stored in the armpit.

duro demais saber que tem outras pessoas vivendo meu sonho

2020: maybe it's ok to let grandma die from covid 2025: let's bring grandma back from the dead kinda

[near suicidal writer getting paid peanuts by the studio] uhhh. christ. the labubus all get their life force from the ancient, uh Bubu tree. but a. goddamnit. but a mysterious force fells the Bubu tr

Can we normalize vaccines?

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

estudando pra escrever um lance sobre agrotecnologia brasileira e simplesmente apaixonado por um argumento: tem um provérbio árabe que diz "quem planta tâmara não colhe tâmara" porque a tamareira leva cem anos pra dar fruto. a Embrapa matou o provérbio, criou uma variedade que dá fruto em dois anos

My dude's like 5 minutes away from ripping up the floorboards and asking everyone why they can't hear it.

Shepard, picking the Destroy ending:

Totally exonerated, no wrongdoing

Oh my god

Way to put out that fire, sir.

Hate that this meme is relevant.

If the AI backlash doesn’t happen before then, “What’s your preferred chatbot” is going to be an ideological test in the 2028 debates

There is a new movie coming out about mobile homes I just saw the trailer

Been laughing at this for about 10 minutes.

oh hell yeah. fresh heresies just dropped.

Então era isso que ele queria dizer?

Bill Clinton should take one for the team and say it's real, especially if it isn't

Car Size xkcd.com/3167/

compartilhando esta foto sem uma razão específica

extremely delightful to be retroactively validated in all my most self-indulgent mid-20s narcissicisms. "you know who I bet is reading my posts? extremely cool hot girls. I bet they're reading them to each other out loud and talking about how funny I am"

"tu tem fácil aí as fotos do Trump mamando?"

"yes, this will get me a temp ban and/or cost me tenbux and I'm doing it anyway because it's funny" retvrn to poster's bushido, too many have forgotten the old ways

downwardly mobile educated alienated elite-adjacents clearly are a large part of the contemporary american left's constituency, but it's such a stupid thing to have a complex about or considering particularly damming. read like any history book ever about who starts political movements.

it's very simple 1) china won, and they don't want to take the L and buy from them 2) green energy was easier to support when it didn't threaten oil

No one demanded the market distorting effects of personalist dictatorship more than capital, they should be happy with their choice. bsky.app/profile/carl...

'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean. A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

This calls for

I like how full text search of every book and human thought ever was a SOLVED PROBLEM in 2001, and now dicks at search engines and my own phone – a piece of silicon faster to respond than God was ever imagined in scripture – prevent it from working, _as a retroactive infantilizing design choice_.

for example: we just watched Joyce Carol Oates break Elon Musk’s psyche into 20,000 wriggling maggot-like pieces, and she said nothing anyone could ever construe as a bannable threat in the process

Like "abolish prisons but legalize vigilante murder"

Pô, eu vejo o Godzilla.

the astonishing thing about this wave of denialism is that we have more or less decidedly hit the point where clean energy is the *cheaper* option by some distance