where is bro going

Man RIP. I don’t have a screenshot but I think about this post of his constantly that said “[I crack open a bottle of small batch dark ale and take a sip, but then I notice that the label actually says ‘small bitch dork ale’] shit!! no!!!”

A State Fair? Heh. Buddy, life ain‘t Fair lemme tell ya that

Ah fuck I used this security system and two little guys snuck into my house and destroyed my most prized possession

Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.

normal forecast

When a guy like this says he dislikes both parties he is complaining that Rs have been insufficiently loyal

??? more like east bend?

she fell asleep on the floor and then her baby sister sat on her and woke her up and she was crying so i put her on my lap and then she fell asleep again

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

Saw a video of an Belfast comedian saying whether the cheeses on a cheeseboard were Catholic or Protestant and I have never in my life been more certain of something fully irrelevant and silly than I am certain that brie is a Catholic cheese and not, as he claimed, a Protestant one.

spaget tonight

ramblin gamelan man

when i sleep wrong and my neck hurts

This painting of the Kiss of Judas by Jakob Smits looks like Angry Pingu

the two genders

Stranger: "I have come from the 1600s. Show me all the new wonders of your century" Me: "come with me I have much to show you" Three hours later, taking my phone back from him "ok so this next post is called Bean Dad"

Always come back to this observation from @adamserwer.bsky.social

What’s everyone‘s favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: “I’m gonna make him an avatar he can’t refuse”

tfw you are two years old

in truth I am not

i just did it all scared

james cameron every few years

late afternoon walk at the snowy bog

somebody's plans for soup, abandoned at the self-checkout

what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich

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drinking my Christmas kombucha, or as I like to call it, 'Booch de Noel

Michigan football program so corrupt they had to hire a Mormon to clean it up (?!)

built the kiddos a nice secluded beach. We'll see how long it lasts tomorrow morning before it is demolished

This kind of reasoning drives me nuts. No, the driver did not set out to kill anyone with her car that night, but she did do something known to be incredibly dangerous with consequences anyone could have expected. Obviously she didn't intend to harm another person. But she also didn't intend not to.

Hose water is potable water; it is and was always fine to drink. "Hosedrinker" is a dumb insult

“It’s often said that hobbits’ only passion is for food, but that’s not true. We also like getting drunk and high.”

you just straight up don't need to do outfit-coordinated, posed family photos

what are these

Me: Wow, Jambe Qui Terre, beautiful. What an interesting name. Was this town founded by French trappers? Local: It’s pronounced Gumby Cooter

@riccardian.bsky.social thank you very much for the Christmas card, and your family is lovely as always, but...

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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

hiring a little guy to pressure wash the inside of my sinuses

glory to the gnu-born king

This does not feel especially in line with the treasured ideals enshrined in the letter and spirit of the FIFA Peace Prize

bro got headphones for Christmas

Myrrh is mine; its bitter perfume/ breathes a life of gathering gloom;/ sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,/ sealed in the stone-cold tomb

"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."

we've all got that one homie who doesn't even LIKE walks, seriously Papa I DON'T want to go for a walk

just said "merry christmas" and got arrested