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guy on a boat
where is bro going
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LBark
about 1 hour ago
Man RIP. I donāt have a screenshot but I think about this post of his constantly that said ā[I crack open a bottle of small batch dark ale and take a sip, but then I notice that the label actually says āsmall bitch dork aleā] shit!! no!!!ā
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Tamper Proof Lid
about 20 hours ago
A State Fair? Heh. Buddy, life aināt Fair lemme tell ya that
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Ed
1 day ago
Ah fuck I used this security system and two little guys snuck into my house and destroyed my most prized possession
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD
2 days ago
Julie K. Brown is a reporter for the Miami Herald who did groundbreaking work on Epstein beginning in 2018, including groundbreaking work on the disgusting coverup by Alex Acosta. Her travel itinerary was released with some of the Epstein files. It appears the DOJ was monitoring her in 2019.
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normal forecast
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Irenic Bro
2 days ago
When a guy like this says he dislikes both parties he is complaining that Rs have been insufficiently loyal
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??? more like east bend?
2 days ago
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she fell asleep on the floor and then her baby sister sat on her and woke her up and she was crying so i put her on my lap and then she fell asleep again
2 days ago
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Soren Spicknall
3 days ago
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Bridget OāBrien
3 days ago
Saw a video of an Belfast comedian saying whether the cheeses on a cheeseboard were Catholic or Protestant and I have never in my life been more certain of something fully irrelevant and silly than I am certain that brie is a Catholic cheese and not, as he claimed, a Protestant one.
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spaget tonight
2 days ago
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chris hutson
2 days ago
ramblin gamelan man
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when i sleep wrong and my neck hurts
2 days ago
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John Herreid
2 days ago
This painting of the Kiss of Judas by Jakob Smits looks like Angry Pingu
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Jill Krajewski
3 days ago
the two genders
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Peter
3 days ago
Stranger: "I have come from the 1600s. Show me all the new wonders of your century" Me: "come with me I have much to show you" Three hours later, taking my phone back from him "ok so this next post is called Bean Dad"
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Tim
3 days ago
Always come back to this observation from
@adamserwer.bsky.social
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sam
3 days ago
Whatās everyoneās favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: āIām gonna make him an avatar he canāt refuseā
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tfw you are two years old
3 days ago
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in truth I am not
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3 days ago
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Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir)
3 days ago
i just did it all scared
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Trevor Henderson š
4 days ago
james cameron every few years
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late afternoon walk at the snowy bog
3 days ago
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somebody's plans for soup, abandoned at the self-checkout
3 days ago
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Memento (merry) Morty š
3 days ago
what's a matter babe you hardly touched your clud sandwich
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3 days ago
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drinking my Christmas kombucha, or as I like to call it, 'Booch de Noel
3 days ago
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Michigan football program so corrupt they had to hire a Mormon to clean it up (?!)
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4 days ago
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Kevin the Pikachu
4 days ago
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built the kiddos a nice secluded beach. We'll see how long it lasts tomorrow morning before it is demolished
4 days ago
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Doug Gordon
4 days ago
This kind of reasoning drives me nuts. No, the driver did not set out to kill anyone with her car that night, but she did do something known to be incredibly dangerous with consequences anyone could have expected. Obviously she didn't intend to harm another person. But she also didn't intend not to.
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journeyman folklorist
over 1 year ago
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Hose water is potable water; it is and was always fine to drink. "Hosedrinker" is a dumb insult
4 days ago
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Snow Abby
5 days ago
āItās often said that hobbitsā only passion is for food, but thatās not true. We also like getting drunk and high.ā
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you just straight up don't need to do outfit-coordinated, posed family photos
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4 days ago
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what are these
4 days ago
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BayBayFriend
about 1 year ago
Me: Wow, Jambe Qui Terre, beautiful. What an interesting name. Was this town founded by French trappers? Local: Itās pronounced Gumby Cooter
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@riccardian.bsky.social
thank you very much for the Christmas card, and your family is lovely as always, but...
4 days ago
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Timothy
4 days ago
eee
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kren
4 days ago
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
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hiring a little guy to pressure wash the inside of my sinuses
4 days ago
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glory to the gnu-born king
5 days ago
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Graham Marbles
5 days ago
This does not feel especially in line with the treasured ideals enshrined in the letter and spirit of the FIFA Peace Prize
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bro got headphones for Christmas
5 days ago
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Ste Jormur
5 days ago
Myrrh is mine; its bitter perfume/ breathes a life of gathering gloom;/ sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,/ sealed in the stone-cold tomb
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Charles GetCovered-ba ā”ļø
6 days ago
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
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we've all got that one homie who doesn't even LIKE walks, seriously Papa I DON'T want to go for a walk
5 days ago
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just said "merry christmas" and got arrested
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