gn from da ocean

I miss the grocery store. I love the grocery store

Blew my three leg parlay on omenbook, I got calf with the face of a man and a clap of thunder in a clear sky but no fucking two hawks fighting which is crazy because I figured hawks were always fighting

you live in a boxcar *one time* and they call you "the boxcar children" forever

Ahhhh the cold wind of reality is cutting right through my hoodie of delusions

Yikes…I’ll take the stairs

Girl, are you the Upper Peninsula? Because it feels wrong to be so close but still not together

It should comfort you that across platforms, Hannah Posts is still keeping us all safe from those who would deceive us with fake Frog and Toad quotes

What it's like reading posts here on blue sky

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She fucking killed an entire family while speeding in her Mercedes SUV and they’re not going to even take her license away??

In London they have a program that gives out little buttons to people who are pregnant for their coats so people can offer them a seat on trains and buses. This is a good idea but a little too subtle for New York. That’s why I’m proposing we give every pregnant person a sword.

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

CBP didn’t give her or anyone any water; she asked 3 times accg to other reports. CBP killed a 7yr old. “8 hours after the girl & her father were taken into custody, she began having seizures & her body temperature was measured at 105.7 degrees by emergency medical technicians. shorturl.at/d2OTJ

Genuinely what was sebulba’s fucking problem man his ass was fully grown beefing with a nine year old SLAVE. Absolutely legendary hater.

Whale pod

cc @ernesto.bsky.social "a flattering mouth works ruin"

Of course I know him. We were both part of the vast interconnected web of life together.

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.

Inca hoots

Never Forget

“Hey man, you coming to the AMADEUS (1984) party tonight? I’m making wings and nachos!” - Guy who hosts an AMADEUS (1984) party on Super Bowl night

this is a bit designed to drive me mad. it has to be.

“Animal Planet.” You mean Earth?

The first time I became aware of "Kid Rock" was that song that went like "We were doing lots of things / And we were smoking funny things." One of the worst songs of all time lol

I somehow end up in the Olympics for figure skating due to a clerical error and I just limp around the ice for three minutes and I'm so bad that instead of giving me a score the judges vote to have me killed

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They got the big game on at the bar

The Max Verstappen song but it goes hon hon hon hon mon appartement

oh so now that you know i'm in the child abduction business, all the chill times we had don't mean anything to you?

The GOP is outraged that Jack Smith, with judicial search warrants, accessed the phone records of half a dozen GOP Senators who Trump and his people called on or around J6. Meanwhile, DHS is doing the same thing to thousands, or 10s of thousands, of people right now, without a real warrant.

No one wants to work anymore

Your honor, we cannot show cause for imprisoning these people because we are sleepy

“We watched Melania so you don't have to” No you didn’t. I already didn’t have to, and neither did anyone else. This is on you. Leave me out of it.

wouldn't let me link for some reason

What about if it’s like 500 times

now bring home every other baby in those fucking prisons

Calvin and Hobbes doesn’t get enough love for having very realistic parents who love their son but also are just constantly like for fucks sake. Plus they both look like they listen to podcasts. They are very podcast coded.

DUDE REMEMBER THIS LMAO. This is literally everything wrong with journalism wrapped neatly in one post. Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.

we can square the circle of whether or not to call bovino short by comparing him directly to napoleon. napoleon haters undefeated at solving difficult problems of this nature

pura vida 👍

The Commerce Secretary brought his kids to party with a pedophile