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People were ready to execute Matt Bruenig for saying this in like 2017

“Internet personalities I neither know nor care to know” is such a lie lol. He has perfect instant recall of every groyper account in the world

the rare time a child's understanding of wealth works out. frozen burritos are pretty good. whoever invented those probably made a billion bucks. yup, sure did kiddo

I do think it’s fine for JD Vance to hope his wife becomes a Catholic. Heck, I hope they both do!

How did I not know about this

I posted this on X the everything app so I might as well here too, one of my potentially controversial opinions is that the 1931 James Whale film Frankenstein is better than the Mary Shelley novel Frankenstein

One reason Over the Garden Wall is so good (four eps in) is that the episodes are so short. There’s barely time for story, we just get dropped into a weird and uncanny environment, experience it for a few minutes, then get out before anything has to become explicable (and therefore less effective)

Yeah it whips

Finally showing the kids Over the Garden Wall (I’ve never seen it either). Will report back

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

lol dude yall will never believe this. Saw this weird ass man dressed as a cowboy the other night and have seen him TWO more times since then,

if someone threw a shuriken at my head I would angle it so that it struck my hypothalamus and triggered a second puberty causing me to become taller and stronger

Hell yes

the new thing that girls are into is tesseracts. if you’re trying to impress women in 2025 you need to up your tesseract game, player

i love this post on the very real website "threads" because, assuming a 1:1 gender ratio and a very conservative estimate of 1.5 billion black people worldwide, it implies the existence of 2,500 jimmies kimmel

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

Teachers need to set up one screen playing Subway Surfer videos and another of Family Guy highlights and another of “oddly satisfying” clips while they teach, to help kids learn

Hate AI so much it's unreal.. I don't need a computer to be stupid and wrong for me, no thank you. I can do that on my own

I regret to announce that my tweet has reached the Discover tab.

a trans ally is a neoconservative mugged by nancy mace

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He fucking loved science.

Found out at long last

The Bible.

I'm invincible, like Bruce Willis in the movie "Invincible" I'm invisible, like...well I'm not really invisible

Yeah...they'll get too many chicks

Blues Guy

Being one of the 16% who approve is so funny. From the perspective of a pro-Trump person he is handling this as badly as anything in the history of the world has been handled. It's his fault we're talking about "the Epstein files" at all!

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American Eagle/Sydney Sweeney controversy awfully silly imo

The cure to the male loneliness epidemic™️ is to recruit 10 friends and acquaintances to your plan to rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, both to enrich yourself and to get one over on the guy who's with your ex-wife. Think of the opportunities for male bonding!

Nearly 30 years later I'm still annoyed that the American publishers of Harry Potter changed the first book's title from Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone. You can't just rename one of the most famous lost objects from real life! It's like calling the Holy Grail the Magic Cup!

Found the median BlueSky user