someday my aor will come

Met a creepy clown the other day named Poundfoolish. He lives in a penthouse with rent way over his income level because it's embarrassing to live in the sewer

bop youtu.be/jpEYlT2HCqk?...

the fast food chain white castle is older than italian unification

The hottie without organs

Fun fact! Even when the government dismisses a charge (or all charges), your lawyer still did a bunch of work to get that to happen! And when you have two people who have been under indictment for 6+ months, it costs a shit ton of money — it’s part of why the government does this. Hope that helps.

Evergreen

I have this guy rattling around in my head: a bostonian transplant to los angeles stuck in traffic shouting “it’s a frickin pahkin laht on the fahr oh five!”

good. I’m sick of all these pale-ass babies

As the last snow melts, A scent of cherry blossom. NO FUN — NOT WORTH IT!!

It wasn't just the media. Republicans erased the distinction and rewrote it themselves. But yes, it's amazing that she said "half are good people, half are deplorable racists" and a lot of them said "for the record, I'm deplorable, I'm one of the racists"

hell of a paragraph

Bad news for Hegelians

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

It is really getting to the point that if a Republican accuses a Democrat of being an alien in a skinsuit who has a harem of hybrid snake-chickens I'm really looking forward to the reveal

Non Habs Non!

Blueberta

This is the same shit they said when they stopped making the Green M&M sexy.

This is a good time to re-read the decision in Carroll v. Trump.

Well done sir, they're calling it your best interview yet

I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven seven

“This event would never have happened with the Militarily Top Secret Ballroom currently under construction at the White House.”

this is my favor bible verse

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel

If you live in a town with a mid sized concert amphitheater it can be 20-50 years ago all summer long

Socrates: and what is the purpose of a screen? Gloucon: to look at S: just so. And where does one look when driving? G: at the road S: and does a man’s gaze best view object at a time, or two? G: surely just one S: indeed - thus it cannot be proper for a car to have a screen

the good news for the haters is lebron should be done with this foolishness in another 12 years or so

Someone call ODOT, whale on the beach again, they know what to do

Man's Life Riddled With Continuity Errors https://theonion.com/mans-life-riddled-with-continuity-errors-1819572659/

“I picked up the guitar last year, and after endless hours of private lessons and online tutorials, I’ve now learned enough to realize that I have no idea what I’m doing with this instrument,” said the 45-year-old content strategist

youtu.be/aNriuGm0zZI?... This started out cringe but I was dying by the end

I will absolutely call Trump voters stupid. They’re adults.

I have Bionicles at home

There is a reason Trumpland keeps dropping lawsuits and that reason is called “discovery”

America’s best export.

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

Any act of war aimed indiscriminately at the destruction of entire cities of extensive areas along with their population is a crime against God and the human. It merits unequivocal and unhesitating condemnation.

One of the important things about The Beatles is their immense popularity

incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope

If only Christ had said something about wielding swords

Oh My www.hodinkee.com/articles/the...