I’ve never been carded in an Olive Garden

me picking a Civ VII leader to play: "I am going to invade everybody. I'm a terrible and powerful warlord and my armies will reach the very heavens" me playing: "Ooh I can make a library! I can put it next to my palace and put all my scrolls in there. Oh shit one thousand barbarians have arrived"

we had a good run (it was not a good run)

🎶 popular / ill help you be popular you’ll hang with the right cohorts and you’ll look good in jorts

"Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested in Miami"

what a banger youtu.be/CCKN-q492Gc?...

Wow, my friend just sent me this shot. It's bad out there

People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.

PEI Nunavut 🤝

People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once.

Reminder if you are not Catholic do not say top o' the mornin'

this is the most insane diagram

Okay I looked it up. “soyface” is a bigoted slur against upper class folks.

In light of ICE assassinating another beloved child of God, I am thinking of and praying with the words of St. Oscar Romero. www.romerotrust.org.uk/1980-homilie...

“hard choices” without consequences are “easy choice”

I’m at the Waffle House. I’m at the medical museum. I’m at the combination Dr. Howe-Waffle House and Medical Museum

A GOP senator died. No, not that one. Also a state party will have to replace Graham as its candidate. No, not that one.

always did

I can’t explain how but I think this would fix me

When my Civ VI game gets really interesting

Fellas, is it papist to log off?

I think it’s an acceptable policy to exclude the people who created this avoidable and unnecessary mess from the clean up committee, on account of their desire to keep the mess as is

nice

[scrolling the replies tab] “rip yoder”

Being verifiably alive is the lowest possible bar for a congressperson to clear on a daily basis

No one should be a "Schism enthusiast," ffs. Christianity 101

Disney/Pixar’s Infinite Jest

anyway, here’s Wonderwall

Hadrian’s Ball

this game is espresso spiked with red bull and laced with cocaine

The Republican Party is a big tent, consisting of people who are pedophiles and people who protect them.

trunp take odor control

can’t wait

Anyway, G.I. Joe is arguably a gnostic narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the cyberbullying final girl an Indigenous icon.

the entire klingon high command has been obliterated they were our allies

Ok wait NOW he really is watching himself watch himself on Fox News.

President Obama once delivered a speech in an open field for four hours during a thunderstorm while leaning against a very tall, pointy metal pole. President Trump should do the same, but for six hours, to demonstrate his strength.

Between this and the French with the sign on the Eiffel Tower, good reminder these things are bigger than the current admin and moment

seems cruel to make the french go to philadelphia. “je voudrais un steak au fromage” okay buddy

They turn CERN off and on with the solstices

Happy Fourth of July