my 5yo, telling me about “6 7” me: when i was your age we didn’t have “6 7” 5yo: whaaat? why not? me: we only had “cool s”

Took the kids tree climbing today out on the trails, extremely fun. Kids love tree climbing

I continue to love this view

I’m not a statistician but “between 8% and 50% of people” doesn’t sound like a real confidence interval

so good

sports betting ruins everything it touches

Robert E Lee never won a battle outside of Virginia

thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle

When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

All of the classes sound amazing and I wish I took them in undergrad

My kids are watching that classic Thanksgiving film, Spy Kids 2. The opening lines is “We’d like to introduce a special guest today: the president’s daughter” 100% that kid gets abducted within 5 minutes

The Christian koan is Christ crucified

on my lengthy wishlist for a new society would be a 99% reduction in "here's what i just saw on my computer" news

During the climactic scene of the Pokemon Movie, Ash shouts “it’s not right to make Pokemon fight each other like this!” And he was so real for that. Tough realization to make with 23 seasons left in the “I’m going to be the best at pitting captives animals against each other” show

That’s because addressing violent crime requires a different skillset than flashbanging kids with Down Syndrome and ICE has hired for the latter

there’s lots of good food

My hottest thanksgiving food opinion is that it’s good

Trump Claims Democrats’ Video To Military ‘Seditious Behavior, Punishable By Death’ https://theonion.com/trump-claims-democrats-video-to-military-seditious-behavior-punishable-by-death/

A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"

Star Wars Rankings (Wrong answers only) 1. Breath of the Wild 2. Super Mario Odyssey 3. Pokemon Yellow 4. Super Smash Bros Melee

if you’re going to try to bully service members, maybe fighter pilot astronauts is not the best place to start in terms of people who back down from a challenge

Time to make eggnog so it’s ready for Christmas.

“your malicious prosecution can’t move forward because your prosecutor isn’t real” is a microcosm of this administration

watched the wild robot with the kids and Experienced Feelings

parenthood

these people basically just take luxury government jets and go to fancy events like make a wish kids while their minions flashbang your elderly neighbors

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

I watched GoldenEye as a child and won’t elaborate

the poems in this ryan lizzo piece are strange

We will need tribunals and Democrats need to start talking about that

Casio created a custom adapter for their otherwise standard 12v power supply and then discontinued the model 🙃

Trump: so if I recite this 'shahada' and implement a bunch of social programs, I get into heaven? Mamdani: that's right, Mr. President Trump: and when do I get one of those cool rugs? I always thought those looked neat. like rolling out a little red carpet for yourself every few hours

I think it’s worth noting that there are no jurisdictions in the US where 15 is “barely legal”. That’s “illegal” in all 50 states

I’m going to learn piano this time

I think I broke Grok. It went The Shining on me...

lol this guy broke grok and got it to puke out its bad faith/begging the question discourse programming

There’s no way this is real

everyone loves commuting for five hours

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. :)

Finally watched Over the Garden Wall

I’m explaining to my wife that as a child I was not allowed to see Mulan but I was allowed to see Saving Private Ryan. You can maybe guess the faces she’s making.

MBS is a model for him to maintain power

incredible stuff happening on the japanese learning instgram

Hey I think they can run on this

Every day I have to hear about some asshole