Playing a character in a Prowlers & Paragons game with the superhero name "The Blue Prince". I'll let you guess his powers.

I can only assume that anyone who thinks "knows someone who has" has never been a teenager. I remember that we'd had a massive fight with a nearby school that had always happened "two years ago" from when you were a first year.

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Stretch and drink water

It's scientifically proven that each bumper sticker in your car inflicts a cumulative 2% debuff to your Driving skill

Clemson blowing off some steam today

Of course the last night before my vacation has to be fucking insanity

I've been feeling the pull to do one last BG3 playthrough, but I can't decide what angle to take on it and also I'm so sick of the first hour or so of the game and I don't want to do that again

Can someone please come make this dinner I really don't want to

@krett.bsky.social did you see this youtu.be/VTLB56wDBq0?...

where do I place bets on "abject Democratic surrender to autocracy?"

I've been forbidden from listening to the album until our long drive tomorrow and judging by the reactions that's going to be a very interesting experience

Sometimes when I need a good cry I pull up this scene from the Wheel of Time and give it a read: "My name is Nynaeve ti al'Meara Mandragoran. The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World's End toward Tarwin's Gap, toward Tarmon Gai'don. Will he ride alone?"

Every part of this headline is a critical piece in a formula that will produce The Worst Game Ever Made

Hell is too good for these fuckers

Tfw you need to do Research for your space opera

"All of your frustrations, envies, and failures in life can be laid at the feet of a specific group of people. If you will sacrifice them I will give you everything" is the perennial message of Antichrist

Way too much government shut down and not enough government shut up

Over/under on how many minutes it takes my kids to ask to play Kpop Demon Hunters Fortnite when they get home from school (they've never played Fortnite)

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trying to figure out how to justify spending $500 on this www.kickstarter.com/projects/ndg...

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

I don't think I've seen any of the Mission Impossible movies

"out of the three mass shootings today,"

Hot take: as much as I love beds, I'd much rather do a bacta tank thing instead of a medbed (assuming the water is warm)

Nor was it a win!

Portlanders be like

YouTube serving me ads for orthopedic shoes for middle aged and elderly men. It's over.

Coworker wanted to play Words with Friends together. Now after every turn I get hit with a "AI waifu girlfriend" mobile game ad

Pete: you got the lighting all set up? Assistant: sure did boss, real fucking sinister just like you asked

I love finding a new ttrpg to obsess over and this week's winner is Legend in the Mist

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

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I think that when you have unidentifiable law enforcement abusing people with no accountability it actually makes it more likely that you'll eventually get political violence of this sort

becoming Insane

Made myself a little work snack

I've been making heavy use of GameFAQs as I replay the old Fire Emblems

GameFAQs is consistently one of the only good things left on the internet in 2025.

I got Raptured but it was kinda boring without my friends so I came back

If there was a TV show about Satan disguising himself as an influencer and he calls himself Mr Beast we would go "how does nobody see through that?"

imagining kimmel gearing up for the most important monologue of his career tomorrow but then the rapture actually happens

A friend and I have several different game concepts we discuss (video, card, ttrpg) regularly, with no real expectation that we'll ever actually make them, but it's fun to think about and occasionally circle back on when a fun thought strikes us.

Every time I make a salad with mint in it I think "man this is good I should make more salads with mint" and then I forget about it for months

Very glad that I can go back to not watching Jimmy Kimmel because I don't care instead of not watching because he was taken off the air

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