basically exactly why i went to law school

another day, another low point.

This just keeps giving. “Master Room” bud that’s a porch

“Great news boss. We can stop trying to forge Real IDs for the upcoming hijacking if we just use the money we had budgeted for pre hijacking snacks to pay the terrorist fee”

we are so cooked

This one is easy: Samuel L. Jackson.

I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

They’re gonna fuck around and make Mark Kelly the president at this rate. Could be worse I guess I don’t know his policy positions but at least he has a spine

VDEO GAMES

Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?” @bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process clause in the constitution.”

You grow and harvest coffee beans on the other side of the world, ship them over oceans, process and roast them, grind and brew them into a cup of coffee — and you add *flavor* ??!

”the waterboy” above both “blazing saddles“ and “airplane!” is disqualifying

Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."

“Well… how did I get here?”

Maybe it’s cope but I wanna believe

Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others. Love all, help all. Go Jackets.

I don’t really day/morning drink because I’m not 24. But something about Penn station demands a tallboy with breakfast

These are the kinds of mistakes that a 1L makes at their first mock argument and is immediately highly embarrassed of. she simply cannot practice criminal law. This is a qb throwing a fwd pass after the line of scrimmage, a tennis player hitting the ball after two bounces— fundamentally incompetent

Playing Hades 2 before bed means waking up humming “gonna clawww out your eyyyyyes…”

If this video existed of me I would pay its owner an inconceivable sum to delete it

2004 Red Sox Media Guide, Das Kapital

Attacking a federal district judge as an “activist” for issuing a lawful ruling is an assault on judicial independence. A democracy cannot function when executive agencies denigrate judges for doing their jobs.

Shutdown ain’t over til I see that paycheck bruh

Yeah so one of the things you notice about looking through Wehrmacht unit histories is that they'll be immaculate apart from having missing entries on dates that coincide with massacres in their AOR

“Schedule a virtual visit with Amazon One Medical Pay-per-visit for a flat fee - $29* for messaging or $49* for video visits. No insurance needed.” Terrifying

Weirdly a bunch of psychics told me I would never pass the bar exam and then I smoked that shit first try so I guess I am once again the Antikim, put on earth to balance her influence

I gave two of these people money. I am done giving money to democrats. You’ll get me nose-hold vote, but the wallet is shut. Maybe forever.

I’d almost rather believe the traitor were in cahoots than believe they are this easily duped

Tapping the meme

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.

Abominable.

The more democratic elements of the American constitutional and economic order are actually throwing up road blocks to Trumpism. Protests and boycotts and low level courts and juries and cetera. Elite actors on the other hand are all too frequently caving. Fascinating study in who actually cares!

Probably few ppl know that as of today, employees at the fed judiciary are missing paychecks. So when you see these federal judges trying to control ICE or make POTIS obey the law, know they are doing it for free. Judiciary isn’t popular thanks to SCOTUS, but the lower courts are going to war for us

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It’s the least important thing but I fucking hate how Trump wears his tie overlong

If you’re wondering what the future of the Democratic Party looks like, watch the young, brown democratic socialist on the TV right now.

Once more, for old times’ sake

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” - Will Rogers

2026 Primary Woke Wave

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Trump social media team working overtime furiously making AI diarrhea videos rn

Someone said on here months ago that these movements end with bloodshed or breadlines, and brother, the lines have started

Our family is trapped in a seemingly never ending comedy of errors (aren’t we all, I know, but trust, we’ve gotten extra this year) and our big baby moon trip that someone else is paying for is scheduled for Thanksgiving week so… yeah actually I think this will probably happen!

Like fantasy football, the key here is considering which positions you can get equivalent production from at replacement cost. Sure, whole turkey is the best choice, but only dark for $2, and Gratin for only $3 sets you up to go stuffing/mac/pumpkin on the back half. Nobody is beating that.