This whole section really.

the president is an addled old man that a series of the worst actors in american history lie to in order to win his approval for fully bad faith political violence, pretty cool if you think about it

sure, you could point out that this is from 2019 like a little online correction dork. Or, you could observe that this happened in 2019 and nobody appears to have been arrested or charged. Makes you think.

sort of perfectly sums up the whole thing, sadly

Justice Kavanaugh: “If the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.”

I got an incredible letter from @fetterman.senate.gov this week. I, a campaign contributor, raised concerns about some of his positions. It ignores my concerns and doubles-down on the positions I expressed dismay over. Basically an "F U." I'd love to share the exchange with a journo if possible

Holy shit.

Disbanding ICE and prosecuting everyone who led and worked for it is, in fact, the moderate position.

My younger self would be furious at me that only just now did I realize yesterday was the perfect time for an “escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience“ reference. Sorry Mitch. You would have loved the collapse of society

The eventual SCOTUS decision here will be one of the worst— you would have trouble drafting a hypothetical that was more obviously violative.

If the recent shootings have any uniting theme it is that we should all get the FUCK offline

I can’t explain the “writing on bullets” trend but it’s definitely a healthy sign that we have stylistic fads in mass shootings

If you see this post a concert picture you took #phish #bakersdozen

I don’t care who knows it: the president sucks

Sigh… $20 on Kimmel for President (+210)

sometimes i forget the president has poster's madness

kimmel is at 11:35 at night?! trump stays up for this?

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

immigrants get out , unless you happen to have cash

acetaminophen, welcome to the resistance

incredible quote, pure idiocracy stuff, the guy is hilarious you gotta give him that

The president and his freak friend are just peddling nonsense impossible unscientific crap on TV to help get another one of their friends rich, just like the founding fathers intended

Honestly this is a relief

Looks like I’ll be watching a late night program tomorrow night for the first time in however many years it’s been since Leno backstabbed Conan

Poor Kagan. Can’t even retire, it’ll only make it worse. Just have to sit there and take notes on the death of law

You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes. #romancelandia

Get in losers, we’re grieving

Chuck is a coward, a bitch, and not built for this moment. Doing politics as usual as the ship sinks. somebody primary this useless old man

Don't need to hear one more 'Bluesky is an echo chamber' post ever again. Meta is scraping parents IG 'back to school photos' of their daughters in schoolgirl uniforms and using them in ads to entice men to sign up for Threads. It's all pedos and perverts running the country. All of em.

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

God damn it this is going to happen and it’s not gonna be good

On Firdays we (okay probably just I) pen three paragraph long footnotes

Hilarious that the dems are finally trying to throw a gauntlet down over this. They’re not wrong but like… guys, where the fuck you been? This is not the first red line, it’s like the fiftieth

“I don’t like to eat any processed foods. That’s why I order chicken tenders.” #overheardathecourthouse

I have now worked one (1) immigration case and whoa boy that system makes the rest of American law look simple. Literally not a chance in the world a foreigner could understand what standards and rules apply to them. Makes insurance law look simple.

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They are dying for an excuse to shoot you

brother i have so many but mother nature and daddy electric will always be number one in my heart

lmfao holy shit, what kind of person says this into a microphone

how tf do i get one of these TV judge gigs? That's law, baby

bless

I was writing a post about how R shitheads apparently couldn't predict that the shooter would be a veryonline white man. But I realized: they can predict it. It's why they rush online to blame other groups immediately-- until he's ID'd, they have a window to speculate As always: irredeemable ghouls

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

They always, ALWAYS do this. Oklahoma City bomber: "Must be an Arab!" Failed Trump assassin: "Must be a leftist!" Melissa Hortman assassin: "Must be a leftist!" Charlie Kirk assassin: "Must be trans!" They are lying, lowlife bloodthirsty bigots.