“Serious question… Should we kill them? […] I could kill them right now. You know, it would be easy. Their bodies are very poorly made. They’re mostly goo and juice. You just take the juice out, and then they’re dead.” -Michael in The Good Place

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

"Barbie acts interested as old white guy complains." - the template for all RW media

One daughter messing with the date one the computer and the other not being able to find her Baldur’s Gate saves because of it is an hour I’m not going to get back. “I was trying to get Christmas stuff in my game.” 😕

"This is one-sided violence, one-sided escalation – that began with masked secret police coming into our community and disappearing our neighbors." Kat Abughazaleh

Hey just a heads up that Charlie Kirk held often racist and controversial views, pass it on.

When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys

There’s no rule of journalistic neutrality that requires you to say something is “unclear” when that is objectively untrue. It would be illegal. There’s absolutely zero ambiguity about that fact. Saying it’s unclear is making a false statement in your reporting.

I have to admit, I want to buy the 12 foot skeleton-

Your gentle reminder that Rep. Melissa Hortman was assassinated on June 14 and hardly anyone bothered to talk about it.

GIRLFRIEND: So tell me something I don't already know about you. ME: During October I call my Dyson 'Count Vacula' HER: I need to see other people.

Mine periodically dredges up mistakes I made working at McDonald’s in the 1980s.

FYI, Microsoft’s Copilot can draft a nice basic resignation letter. They’re tracking metrics for how often we use AI at work, so I used it. I wanted it to quote John Boggle’s speech “Enough” but it couldn’t get any details for it. So I guess I have to keep working. 😀

When you sets are as good as @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social you don’t need to go to Saudi Arabia and tell jokes to murderers. Watch Josh host The Daily Show next week!!

What I.C.E. and this Administration are doing to brown-skinned people is a crime. It’s a sin. It's inhumane. It's not pro-life. It’s not Christian. It’s not making America great. It's wrong by any measurement decent people use. And it’s time we said it. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/the-ice-at...

My daughter has played over 700 hours of Baldur’s Gate 3. My mother-in-law is thinking of making her an “Ask me about Baldur’s Gate 3” shirt just to try to find people willing to talk to her about it consensually.

I’ve gone down the YouTube D&D rabbit hole. I haven’t played since high school, but my daughter’s interest has me poking around. There is so much cool content available compared to when I played in the 80s.

Report: It Nice That Linemen Feel Comfortable Showing Off Bare Bellies

Matthew 15:29-31: And great crowds came to him, bringing with them the lame, the blind, the crippled, the mute, and many others, and they put them at his feet, and he healed them after verifying their citizenship status.

“Alhana looked up into Sturm’s grieved face and saw etched there pride, nobility, strict inflexible discipline, constant striving for perfection—perfection unattainable. And thus the deep sorrow in his eyes.” - Dragons of Winter’s Night

@amyklobuchar.com Why are you still voting for Trump’s nominees?

“Arioch! Arioch! Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!”

It's almost like they want an excuse not to release the jobs report.

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

Trump just called us "the enemy within" Those are LITERALLY the words Adolf Hitler used to describe Jews in Nazi Germany. Literally the same words.

I’m not entirely sure that their fancy autocomplete is going to justify this.

I am starting a new service where I slash the tires of expensive cars in Silicon Valley unless their owners specifically opt-out.

yeah, this is hegseth straightforwardly announcing that it is free play time for bigots in the ranks. and together with his comments on standards, he clearly wants to purge as many women, black and brown people as he can from the armed services. a white man's military.

My wife thinks I'm irrationally early at times, but sometimes building "daughter forgot her cell phone and we had to go back and get it" time into the schedule comes in handy.

Someone should probably inform the White House's "AI & Crypto Czar" that no one is forcing AI companies to train their models on Wikipedia

I cannot emphasize enough that if your system has very specific requirements for what my password can be, you have to TELL me what they are. I cannot create a password that meets your secret requirements. I especially cannot do that if you do have instructions but they list the wrong requirements.

🎯 @jarvisdeberry.bsky.social : “No, the students at TSU didn’t owe the so-called debaters any of their time or attention Tuesday… the best way to respond to bad-faith arguments is to ignore them.” www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

Tempted to make the coffees Irish for the Alopecia walk.

Weird how this *remains relevant*

Are there any network engineers on here that are old enough to remember when Cisco didn’t suck ass? When you‘d call TAC and the 1st person you talked to was an expert that could be relied on to address your issue? I need to retire. January 2027 - get here soon. 😀

It is hard to overstate the contempt in which I hold John Roberts. He's the biggest fraud in America. Trump is trash, but he's obviously trash. John Roberts wants us to think he's a respectable thinker. A legal philosopher. He isn't. He's a partisan hack in a robe.

“Regardless of motive or targets, we must condemn political violence. But let’s be clear: every day, masked ICE agents are acting violently against our neighbors, illegally abducting them, holding them in cruel and inhumane conditions." - Brad Lander, NYC comptroller

Now they tell me.

The median American voter:

I want to see these ICE agents prosecuted and put behind bars.

This is what Ice is doing in front of the cameras, imagine what they’re doing when no one is filming

Guys, you're still trying to replace church. I told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

This man needs to be arrested and charged with assault. If that is not done, at some point the people of this country will need to start protecting themselves.

I don’t know what my children do with them, but someday when we move we will discover about 1000 charging cords hidden around the house.

They've lost the 9yos

“The day may come sooner than many expect when shareholders, directors and executives will demand evidence that the massive investment in LLM technology will generate an adequate return for them. The answer will be “no” for many, if not most” www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...