I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

YOU ASKED FOR THIS! Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

Breaking: Ken Paxton says he’ll drop US Senate bid if George R.R. Martin finishes The Winds of Winter

America might have stopped being the world's policeman, but it's now the world's drunk – staggering around wildly at closing time, taking a swing at whoever comes near.

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone. But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

Trump's talent pool

It is so damning of US news media that so many outlets refuse to just straight up say that Senator Tim Sheehy assaulted an activist. He did not "help" Capitol police. They did not need his help. He wanted to assault the guy and did. He should resign.

David Attenborough [whispering]: “As the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

LFG!

Rep. Crockett: Trump dehumanizes Immigrants and Trans Folk. Like the Nazis did. No one should sit by. If you're not Trans or an Immigrant, understand that Dehumanization will come in for Black Folk, for Women, for Everyone. But our Strength is in our Unity. And there's way more of us, than them.

Please proceed Senator. I’m sure that the American public will be pleased to hear your suggestions on how they can lower their standard of living.

@erikbeimfohr.bsky.social What’s your number? 😀

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

"Make people dependent enough, and then make it shitty" Still giggling at this hilarious video from the Norwegian Consumer Council "A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator" which seems a perfect embodiment of Silicon Valley and tech generally these days www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4Up...

somewhere in iran there are a bunch of guys bitterly shouting about ditching wfh policies

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

Minnesota would like a word.

The apparent lesson learned from the US invasion of Iraq in 2003 is that you shouldn’t attack another country based on false premises. You should attack based on no premises at all.

“But what if we gave the One Ring better training?”

He’s gone full Kuato.

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

A government that deliberately abandons the rule of law is not morally entitled to its protections.

Every Cutler face says “I don’t caaaaaaare”

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We’ve reached the point in the overseas conflict when I start Googling the locations in the headlines because I have no idea where or what they are. Hey, look at that, it’s a little island next to Qatar in the Persian Gulf. I’m now as informed as the shithead who decided to start this war.

My daughter had a birthday party to go to, and I was surprised to discover that my penis did not actually interfere with finding a gift bag and card for her gift.

Remind me, when you slaughter 85 young school children, are you the Good Guys?

The median NYT writer is more bigoted than a Kansas cop lol

I don’t think “If the things you normally buy are too expensive, just lower your standard of living” is going to be a popular message coming from the billionaire class. Is there a way to go long guillotine futures on those fancy new betting sites?

Every New York Times column & Atlantic thinkpiece, every Guardian broadside led us here. Jesse Singal and Ben Ryan and all the others "just asking questions" led us here. Every bit of coverage that's treated us as suspicious outsiders and punching bags helped speed this day. You are responsible.

It sounds like the Hot Ones Scoville ratings are not even remotely accurate. m.youtube.com/watch?v=dutp...

This isn’t about protecting kids. That was always bullshit. Republicans want to eradicate trans people. There is no hiding from that truth.

What’s really striking in Saruman’s speech to Gandalf is how broadly (and unusually for Tolkien) relevant it is. Take out the one specific reference to the Elves and Númenor and it is just an absolute classic rationale for collaborating with evil in the confidence you can ultimately direct it.

"Officers responding to a snowball fight" has got to be one of the most humiliating lines anyone's ever written about any police force

We will have peace when JD Vance hangs from a gibbet for the sport of the crows.

Rep. Ilhan Omar: "The president talked about protecting Americans, and I just had to remind him that his administration was responsible for killing two of my constituents."

I said what I said. I had to remind Trump that his administration was responsible for killing two of my constituents.

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i turn down the music in my car so i can see better

I guess I’d rather find out that Trump voters were stupid/ignorant because the alternative is that they were evil. Stupid/ignorant people can learn from their mistakes if they get smacked in the face by them hard enough. Evil people don’t become decent very often.

He look like if somebody was drawing Gargamel from memory

"She is one of thousands adopted from abroad who were never granted citizenship because of a fracture at the intersection of adoption and immigration law." Not a criminal, yet she recieved a letter that states "she overstayed her visa in March 1974 at 4 years old" and can be deported. Evil #Pinks

The ICE surge in Minnesota isn’t over — it just moved outside of the Metro. ICE agents are still terrorizing innocent people in the suburbs. They’re targeting bus stops and hospitals and parks and being more deceptive than ever. This isn’t over until ICE is out of the ENTIRE state.

I've never given New Jerseyans credit for their willingness to speak truth to power. You're OK, NJ.

I saw that picture and I thought it looked like she was biting the medal to check if it was real gold 😀