Can't make an all woman cast movie called Holes anymore... because of woke

Welp, we’ve designed a way darker version of the birthday problem.

It's so funny watching some anime and realizing it's just a more complicated version of "i shoot you with a laser beam", "nuh uh, i have a shield against laser beams." that we all played as kids.

Huh. Ian Kennedy Martin wrote Mitchell. He basically cut-n-pasted the "Buzz off, kid!" scene from a script he wrote for The Sweeney. Having seen the #MST3K version of Mitchell a million times, seeing this scene in a British context with two different actors feels like a fever dream.

I'm not going back to a place that suppresses all my links, allows my misgendering, and stole my blue check for profit.

Once again, marginal income, capital gains, & wealth tax rates are too low & this poses an existential threat to the Republic

this is what Branagh’s Poirot movies got wrong, nobody wants to hear about Poirot’s tragic war past, they just want to see him wax his mustaches drink liqueurs and catch some murderers

It's incredibly depressing that Trump has been such a widely regarded piece of shit that we somehow elected twice. Gerrymandering, electoral college, and general voter suppression notwithstanding.

Erika Kirk just doesn't have the juice. She is off-putting to normies. The harder they push her the worse this is going to go for them.

Lol I just put on Scrooged and it opens with basically the same music as Batman or Nightmare Before Christmas and sure enough it's Danny Elfman but it's SO Danny Elfman. Maybe this was made before it was obvious what he was doing but it's just so funny it sounds like a parody of himself.

a good and necessary read for many

I love when I'm watching a period show and when a historically significant figure shows up someone always says something like "Earnest Hemingway, as I live and breathe.". Thank you show, for saying their full name early and often, something we all do when we greet old friends all the time.

Obsidian Order meme acquisition operation successful.

There's also another time (i love talking about Columbo) where Columbo is talking to this tennis teacher who's very badly hiding the fact he was having an affair with the victim. He literally stops mid conversation to tell him to shut up and get a lawyer because he keeps incriminating himself.

Thinking about Wake up Dead Man's phone call scene made me think of a fave scene from Columbo, and why I push back that it's just copaganda. There's a caretaking to Columbo when dealing with the innocent wholly absent from modern procedurals, but very much in Blanc. youtu.be/PvM-0h2Ndzc?...

I will forever be reminded of this tweet and why the Media Industrial Complex needs to be culled so we can rebuild.

Somewhere between Pepto Bismol and Crème brûlée sits eggnog.

Didn't realize Pete and Pete and AbFab did a crossover.

Dem boys

Epic Games is also Bluesky’s partner in enforcing the pro-surveillance, anti-children’s-rights Australian social media minimum age law

A woman called my sweater "cute" and then corrected herself and said it was "awesome" because she said she knows men don't like the word cute and I swear the rest of us need to lighten up.

feel old yet? paul galesko turns 100 today and is still anxiously awaiting parole. happy birthday mr. galesko we love you

It's really worth mentioning that the Genital Cops aren't posted up in front of the men's room because 1) transphobes only care about policing femininity, 2) it's easier to bully women, and 3) they're the actual fucking perverts they accuse trans women of being.

An evil guy trying to figure out how to stop a holiday from transpiring is such a great concept. Kids are already so impatient for Christmas, the thought of a guy stopping or delaying it would be awful.

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom

I could fix her.

Chicken and rice bake anyone?

The funny thing is there are absolutely traits skills and characteristics that financially super successful people have and they are: money being born into money knowing other people with money

Here is a bit of my resignation speech from last night

the bourgeois conspiracy theory is that stopping an abuser is a form of abuse while collaborating with abusers is your civic duty

"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.

Okay Bluesky serious question and I promise i won't get mad. My city doesn't have bike lanes... They'll pave a path here and there but no actual lane. we do have sharrows other places but a lot of the time, nothing ar all. So if there are no lanes or sharrows should I ride on the street or sidewalk?

Do you think they even called him Lan Da'man?

george w bush fox: its fucken wmd out

I was teaching in austin during this race, and another teacher in my cohort was dear friends with Jessica Cisneros, the woman running against him. Pro abortion, pro-medicare for all, immigration attorney for RAICES. And the dems backed her conservative opponent.

there is nothing more MAGA than hyping up a crumbling former meth lab in a dying small town as an aspirational future home Stinky’s looks like a cool spot, though

He killed a fascist is what he did! He was a brave American patriot! And in this house Tyler Robinson is a hero! End of story!

And the “dry lady” plague still continues unabated 😔

My general intelligence and sense of humor are both that I thought of this and think it's clever.

I think about this, also in terms of vaccines, and really struggle with how you have a free society that doesn’t fall into this trap in one way or another. solved problems become invisible and the solutions become the source of conspiracy theories.

I sympathize with a character who finds the entire world united in one hive mind and ends up pushing them all away by being... acerbic.

FUCK. I was two years early

You ever accidentally right about something? I swear i guessed at this and then when i looked up how old he was during filming (about 60), this came up. ew.com/article/2013...

again, ignition interlocks are one of those things where there basically *really is* a technological solution to the problem that greatly mitigates that tradeoffs, and it's a policy failure that they aren't mandatory for five years after your first DUI.

my favorite reaction to this was "what if i need to flee an emergency"

You hate this because it sucks ass as art and adaptation and because it is produced by pedophiles and fascists. I hate this because Animal Farm is anticommunist. We are not the same

Idk man if I made a big strong guy who could heal and feel no pain I'd be, like, so nice to him.

What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life? I hope that's not a hostage.