plea to the king

Maybe see if the head of t&s will come down off his cross before enabling him to obscure the historical record

my friend said “you can’t keep adopting strange little routines just because a crow reacts positively to them” which honestly feels narrow minded

Caught in a barb wire fence, twisted sideways, pants ripped down to my ankles. Outsmarted again by gophers. Suddenly, I see dust billowing up from the horizon. It’s a convoy of rental cars! Hundreds of national reporters are on their way to ask me about gas prices and woke

“Oh so some fella with an Irish-sounding name has gone and desecrated The Odyssey, is that it? Homer’s own Odyssey? The absolute cheek. And tis the talk of the town, is that what I understand you to be saying to me? And people very upset altogether? Sure I never heard the like in all my born days.”

this is the last photo on my parents' video birdfeeder before it was mysteriously destroyed we may never know what happened

'People should get tested for STIs' 'woahhhhhh people getting CRAZY on this website, this is BEYOND ALL COMPREHENSION'

Can't decide whether the Civ VI AI completely ignoring climate change until the apocalypse begins is frustrating design or respectable verisimilitude.

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

Love this for them #subnautica #videogames #gaming

god i love voir dire. average people will just say wild ass shit to a judge utterly unprompted. it’s so beautiful.

At last a chance to post this!

my favorite genre of international dialogue

Actual clown website run by people wearing jester hats

He did nothing wrong.

If you remember when this song was absolutely everywhere, time to get your shingles vaccine, player

feel like one of the (multiple) reasons people still argue with this is they know, consciously or unconsciously, they have basically no influence on the party, the party is almost sure to tell everyone on the left to eat shit again, so they get mad at people they do feel like they can influence

It's technically purity testing if you don't like all my posts and tell me how funny and smart I am. Honestly, not doing so is a form of harassment I've termed a "silent dogpile."

It is pretty wild to see Zionists freak out about this article when, in 2024, there was a large "right to rape" protest in Israel. The protest succeeded in making the prosecution drop charges, and one of the perpetrators is now a star on Israeli reality TV.

From what I saw was a few accounts making jokes about that incident, which, let's be real, would have faded into obscurity very quickly had you just explained it was an accident & not banned the person who'd made the automated account that brought the like to people's attention. That ban caught

kinda wild how the whole conservative male identity revolves around both being super macho but also being just pathetically servile to one fruity new york city rich boy who's never done anything tough or scary in his life

A sneak peak into the development of indie games:

Not mine but it's one of my favorites

good night friends

Sometimes you are not given what you searched for, but what you need

when i show up in your mentions

The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Reading Room is now open trumpsonian.us/rr

Guy posting joke that will immediately get him banned: the mods need a wedgie imo Failed United States congressman replying to a 22-month old post by a teenage tgirl who censored his name so he couldn’t name search it: bitch boy u better shut fuck up before i do a Grave Of The Fireflies to yuor ass

Do you denounce Katie Tightpussy?!

EZRA KLEIN: What I find admirable about this sieg-Heiling freak who is personally responsible for the deaths of countless thousands of people and the gratuitous loss of hundreds of thousands of government jobs, who cheats at videogames and ruined Twitter, is that he pretends to want to go to Mars

Possum Mom Doing her Best!

look how fancy the ocellated turkey is. such a fancy lad

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

Praying for Rudy Giuliani. Complicated man, but he taught me that marriage and family don't mean anything. You can just do whatever you want. Humiliate and lie to everyone you're supposed to love whenever you want, or are bored. Honestly fuck them. Also he taught me everything else is like that too.

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

In the same speech to mining sector in Perth where @albomp.bsky.social ruled out a tax on fossil fuel windfall profits, he committed to an Abundance agenda. You need to understand this absolute tosh. More unsustainable growth. Slashing protections. Do you trust corps not to kill you for 💰? #Auspol

Weird that Orban loses and all of a sudden the far right machine falls apart.

god damn lol

The Outbursts of Everett True - A. D. Condo, ca. 1914