The theft of the Mona Lisa was such a huge cultural event that it made the painting world-famous overnight. We really gotta step it up a bit for this jewel theft! Is there even a comedy movie in the works depicting the guards as bumbling idiots? (They did that in 1911 if memory serves)

Calling the SS-Totenkopf a "skull and bones" is like saying the swastika is a "geometric symbol." Completely ridiculous

boomer: how do i edit a pdf gen x: how do i edit a pdf millennial: how do i edit a pdf gen z: how do i edit a pdf gen alpha (bending metal with their mind): my enemies will know fear

My "I would never kill you even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

I S O L A S C E N D A N T I “Sol Ascendant — the rise of light from the void. A quiet explosion of gold and shadow, where geometry meets transcendence. — The Asylum Art — Art and words by Yves #AbstractExpressionism #ModernArt #GoldOnBlack #blueskyart #abstract #art #complexptsd #cptsd

Imagine losing the optics battle to *this* and the diarrhea plane slop, anyone else would instantly toss their expensive consultants on their asses but the Dems are like "shit we got nothing" in response. just look at the optics, the only reason not to take advantage is if you agreed with it

Candy corn #critterposting #alttextposting

this is an optimal way of speaking for a guy such as myself

Will Americans realize that in something called the world series, should perhaps be normal

If you die in real life, you die in the game

Fun game for Google Trends - which years have the highest spikes of people searching "9/11"?

It’s not corny, it’s not cringe, please stop apologizing for hope

This is 100% connected to the platform continuing to allow popular creators that spew misogyny and bigotry to stream. They have created entire communities of antisocial men who believe women are inferior and pieces of property, naturally they’d behave like this when meeting a famous streamer .

Here is a nice mushroom

Realizing I've heard far less "a __ and a __ walk into a bar" jokes than I've heard people gesturing towards that joke format

my man put that shit on

I don’t think any world where birds still sing on telephone lines and breezes still drag dry leaves across sidewalks is beyond saving.

How cowardly is it to accept living under an inbred fuck whose family thinks they're appointed by god We all have problems but get it together

The Helm's Deep situation is insane!

„Antifaschismus gehört nicht verboten - Antifaschismus gehört in die Verfassung!“ Meine Rede zum Antrag der #noAfD zum Thema „Antifa Verbot“ ⬇️

Newspapers aimed at consumers: AI IS THE FUTURE Newspapers aimed at investors: *frantically making finger-across-throat gesture*

"Wir sind alarmiert über das anhaltende Muster von Polizeigewalt und die Unterdrückung der Solidaritätsbewegung mit Palästina." UN-Expert*innen fordern Deutschland auf, die Kriminalisierung legitimer Palästina-solidarischer Proteste zu beenden. www.ohchr.org/en/press-rel...

of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds

Easiest game of my life (it was actually super hard)

Daily bunny no.3107 doesn't need a kitchen

YOU COULD PERHAPS HAVE LED WITH THE MOVIE PART

(Lovingly:) Get ready to learn Chinese, buddy

I want what they have

i bring a sort of ear rubs energy to the interaction that my dog who’s just trying to beg for a piece of my breakfast doesn’t appreciate

Übrigens: Zig***erschnitzel SOLLTET Ihr nicht mehr sagen, Tofuschnitzel DARF man bald nicht mehr verwenden. Das eine gebietet der Anstand (mehrheitlich links), das andere verbieten die Lobbyparteien (mehrheitlich rechts).

Been practicing Silksong bosses for the 5 h speedrun achievement. Seems doable but I really choke mid to late game. IMO, much of the difficulty comes from enemies dictating the flow of combat. Once you learn to take the reins, it gets manageable – but getting there involves failing over and over.

Kann es kaum erwarten in der Öffentlichkeit das Wort Sojaschnitzel auszusprechen und sofort von einer Gruppe militanter Karnivoren angesprungen zu werden.

Everyone is twelve now

Greta Thunberg has arrived in Greece following her deportation from Israel, after the Gaza aid flotilla was intercepted #GlobalSumudFlotilla She said: “I could talk for a very,very long time about our mistreatment and abuses in our imprisonment. Trust me, but that is not the story.” #Athens airport

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Ok I went to check if he’s on Bluesky and I don’t think he is but there is a delightful account that takes his headlines and writes horror short stories based on them

They should make an app that isn't a callback to slavery or feudalism

Karate Cowboy be like: hee-yaw 🤠

New fit inspo just dropped

Mexikos Präsidentin Claudia Sheinbaum zeigt: Der Ausbau von Infrastruktur und Sozialstaat ist ein Erfolgsmodell. 3.000 Kilometer neue Eisenbahnschienen, 1,8 Millionen neue Wohnungen und Zustimmungswerte um 80 Prozent sprechen für sich.

ok so the cost of living in america and western europe is too high and employers don't want to pay it. but they also want to raise prices of all consumer goods untiil nobody can afford them. what happens next may shock you

its easy to read optimism into the situation, that the contradictions are so obvious and bad that something better must come after. and i do think that in the long view of history, i really do. but i am not naive enough to believe it about the next decades of us/uk politics. its gonna be rough lads

one of the big fuckups by bluesky's dev team is the failure to recognize that the majority of extremely online people do not, in fact, remotely care about how anything on the internet works in the same way people who live in a town do not care about the small details of wastewater management

huge notice that pops up if you try to edit the cat article

What's the matter, are you... *Thunder crack* ...chicken??

Time for this thread again

I'm m³ing