Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Removing RFK improves it (as expected) imo

i was just about to raise the black flag before I saw it was Mandalorian slop and realized I didn't give even that much of a shit

like and share if you agree 🙏 الله أكبر

Hey! Hey you! You don't just get like and then unlike one of my skeets! Get back here and reskeet to apologize

I can think of no better person than Kash Patel to lead the FBI during this time in American history.

The whole “he’s so nice in real life” shit is not the mark of a good person. If they spread hateful violent rhetoric until you meet them, that’s the mark of a coward. It’s a really, really old trick as well. You have to be real gullible to fall for it.

Will you post one more take and risk getting canceled? Or take home the clout you've already won?

Someone who sits around seizing the means of production, but not in a Marxist way.

M*A*S*H is papist, A Clockwork Orange is papist Assadist dreck, Texan animes are papist, high fantasy is generally papist, a complete inability to understand anyone else's perspective is papist. Masscult under fascism is inherently papist. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

White on white violence is seriously out of control in our country. White people really need to get their communities in order😑

I found this great authentic Italian place in NYC. Get this, they liked us so much that when we ran out of breadsticks, they brought a whole new order FOR FREE. Thank you, Olive Garden! Hospitaliano!

how it feels to post from blacksky

do you think one of charlie’s last thoughts was “i can’t breathe”?

The trans beer thing, the cracker barrel logo, Charlie Kirk's shooting death and a video game having a brown woman all inspired the same level of right wing outrage, you have no scale anymore, you're a terrible two's toddler level of emotional regulation

It's actually insane to talk endlessly about propaganda and fascist programming in this country, and then get mad that people do exactly as the system intended. That's literally how that works. I'm not saying excuse everyone, but like, you're getting mad at children for not knowing what you know

9/11

How a person dies can never excuse how a person lives.

leaning out my window in lower Manhattan to a passing stranger: "You there boy! What day is it?"

just because charlie kirk celebrated and enjoyed political violence doesn't mean you're allowed to

Don't you all realize what this means? The right will begin a systematic and extralegal oppression of their political enemies and vulnerable populations. This is the first thing I saw on the news after waking up from a 25-year coma.

good work 47 now find an exit

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RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.

all this has made me realize, i might die without having once ate it in the backseat of your 2005 chrysler sebring. so im getting it off my chest now, babe, i need you to use my face as a masturbation toy in the back of your spacious yet affordable mid-size sedan

Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.

I can’t believe electing President Hitler, pedophile is causing a years of lead type situation, crazy how that works

VAXXED??

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You guys just combined my two favorite things - expensive hobby gear and gay sex. What a combo. Thank you.

lord of the rings is just a rip-off of the horus heresy story

My favorite of these is Freud’s to his future wife because it’s so fucking funny:

[looking over at the narkina 5-like sentence counter that keeps track of reparations owed] "why the fuck did it *double*??..... ohh, right right. i shouldn’t have even been in that thread. very fair.”

Any chair in a bar fight.

Good to know that trans rights and the safety of immigrants were both flushed down the toilet for no good reason :D Liberals don't do this shit because it achieves anything. They do it because they want to. Because they agree with the bigotry and violence.

President Xi I am 42 year old poster and my country, Texas, yearns for freedom. Please send FN-6 man portable air defense system

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