Ftfy

You start off by saying tranny tranny tranny, by 2023 you can’t say that. That hurts you, backires. So you say stuff like uh protect womens bathrooms, and you’re getting so abstract. Now you’re talking about chess competitions and prom queens and a byproduct of that is people think you're psychotic

What would actually happen if this were true, if by some impossibility Earth suddenly had no gravitational pull for seven seconds? I feel like it'd be really bad for anything in orbit, but I don't think it'd end up being all that bad on the ground. Probably a lot of car wrecks.

*rfk jr. voice* and this phimosis, we're seeing it at levels in young men that we've never seen it before! otherwise healthy young men with their penises, their very manhood, trapped within the foreskin! no wonder there are so many school shootings in this country. MAHA!

At last night’s candlelight vigil for Renee Nicole Good, Bishop Rob Hirschfeld of the Episcopal Diocese of New Hampshire announced he had asked the clergy of the diocese to get their affairs in order and to make sure they have their wills written ...,

part two:

you should hear what this man has to say

no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies

is this too mean

good morning

Girl if I wanted a bunch of animals with no personality talking to me, I’d infiltrate the nerdskull furry pfp constellation.

The gasp-laugh I made at this is something I couldn’t reproduce if I tried

you would be more honorable being like this guy

Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”

happy 4am FAGGOTS

Remember, it's naive to expect a candidate to excite you, but also if you aren't excited by the correct candidate you're undermining democracy and probably a fascist

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i don't know who needs to tell this but mixing ginger ale, eggnog, bourbon, and some kind of godawful jim beam apple liqueur shit does not result in a secret delicious beverage. it is in fact quite bad

Read this in the Forged in Fire Doug Marcaida voice

YES Contrapoints was rawdogging a rent boy. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

"But imagine, Chief. A woman *demanding* you fuck her senseless?" "I dunno, Julian, you've met Keiko"

OOOOH

you know the head is good when she sounds like Zergling All Quotes/Sounds - Starcraft 1 while giving it youtu.be/tCcoHx5Awh0?...

Han was wrong to put Luke inside the guts of the Tauntaun because the heat of the beast would quickly dissipate and leave Luke wet and more vulnerable to freezing. They had a much better chance of survival if Han had stripped their clothes, pressing their warm, naked bodies together. In my fic,

You expect Muslims to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Harvard University where I might get gangstalked for being myself.

sure we could eradicate HIV, syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, etc, in the span of a few generations if people could approach STI screening and treatment as a public health measure instead of a personal attack on their fidelity but have you considered that it sounds vaguely similar to MRAs?

malarkey

🎶 O come now sweet Nerevar, 🎶 Come now, friend or traitor, 🎶 Look on the Heart and then Akulakhan 🎶 For that I need them, 🎶 bring the Tools of Kagrenac: 🎶 now come and bring me Sunder, 🎶 now come and bring me Keening, 🎶 now come and bring me Wraithguard, 🎶 O Nerevarine

I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

The bottoms crave the locker

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes. I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

Watching some 10th anniversary content for The Force Awakens, which seems like a good moment to bring up my sequel trilogy take - The Last Jedi is the only movie in that trilogy with interesting ideas or substance.

Every press conference from every person in power for the next few weeks:

Classic scene

Bailey Jay has done more good for Boomers than Cornell West. Full stop.

AR-15s are fucking disgusting and won't exist under anarcho-Bidenism

some of y’all have internalized xenophobia against tacti-cool Yugoslavians who look like they were born alcoholic and it shows 🇬🇧

open.substack.com/pub/halimede... I would be less upset by you calling me transgender if it wasn’t a way for you to convince yourself that what I am, a girl who is not transgender, could never care about you.

would you think it was incredibly weird to have another human wear your grandmother's face like a mask and pretend to be her for the rest of your life? then why would it possibly be anything other than bizarre, ghoulish behavior for a machine to do it?

things I say to psyche my nemesis out while I'm frantically reloading a gun: