Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”

my timeline rules

i’m so sorry but as a jew i fear this is the catholic version of the classic @averyedison.com post

Katie Tightpussy is Kamala Harris's Light Yagami.

reminiscing on how RBG refused Obama's offer to step down and choose her own replacement despite being a million year old cancer survivor, and later on in Trump's first term decided to officiate a wedding maskless during a pandemic and died of Definitely Not Covid a few weeks later

The government today:

how it feels to see your reflection in the lid to your reusable tumbler

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman

Supreme Court my ass

Marbury V. Madison was wrongly ruled, the Court should not have the power it does.

absolutely comical judicial decision, it's really a sign of what a joke the American political system is that it wasn't slapped down when the Court declared itself the philosopher-kings of the nation with the power to essentially rewrite the law as they please.

meticulously labelling every bad thing the United States has ever done 'un-American' then bolting the gates of my Mind Palace with a gentle smile, secure in the knowledge that I live in the Good Country

to paraphrase LBJ, they tell the lowest cis person that they're better than the best trans person so the cis won't even care that they're molesting their kids.

hey so if you hate how Fandom wikis are bloated resource hogs i just learned you can go to "antifandom.com/whatever" and it loads a clean, ad and video-free proxy of the page

They really don't make cars like they used to.

You are welcome, I was adopted and we also had a sister child for a number of years.

It is the Goose Itself.

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

prion would be a beautiful name

Had to look this up but yeah apparently in his 20s he got on estrogen for a while

I got so tired of cis guys on Grindr saying "I figured I would shoot my shot" that I made this

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

i would be the Benjamin Sisko of vibe checking French TERFs

Over and over again I see transfems being dogpiled and pushed out of spaces for being angry and fucked up and traumatised. I'm so sick of it. Kick a dog over and over and then act aggrieved when she bites, why don't you?

LRP - TME people really cannot stand transfem anger, can they? Like they treat it as inherently threatening. Of course we're angry, of course we're snarky. Have you seen the state of things? Do you comprehend how it feels to be treated like this?

Me: its time to open up this pit! Construction Contractor: please, no

I made one that fits better on the screen here

My neighbor told me bad boyars keep misleading his tsar so l asked how many boyars he has and he said theyre just thrown under the bus and theres a new boyar afterwards so l said it sounds like he’s just blaming the boyars because he can’t bear to blame the tsar and then his daughter started crying.

reminds me how a lot of debate in star wars fandom is like why death star was a bad investment or that brutal occupation is bad governance, but all of them miss that the evil wizard ass guy who convinced himself he can see the future and decided he must become immortal doesn't care about galaxy GDP

0 days since I saw a post and wondered why I followed them right before realizing it was jazz

dying

just because i yell DEATH TO AMERICA everytime i cum doesn't mean i'm an "extremist"

[asking if im clocky] do i look like a dropout dot tv subscriber

It is an extremely in-character thing for Donald Trump to ruin the evening of tens of thousands of people so he can attend an event where he will also have a bad time.

I did not feel I was a part of the world. I felt separated from my body and sense of self. But when I saw the Citi Bank icon on my phone turn rainbow, I knew it was time to be the real me. And thanks to Gay Checking, I can spent without worry

it's amazing how everything this guy does is exactly the way you'd expect a guy who got a Nazi tattoo that forced him to leave the Marine Corps and join Blackwater would behave.

Are you M.C. Escher? Because staring at you leaves me confused about my orientation

The type I've found to be most ride or die with the dolls is a cïs woman who has really unpacked her gender, decided that she really was a woman, and chose to own it and take pleasure in it. Having weird feelings about womanhood and not unpacking them guarantees transmisogyny!

If you're a writer, write "I waited" without saying it. "The funny thing about time is that when you want to savor the moments they slip through your fingers, but when you want to be done with them those grains inevitably embed themselves in your socks."

so when did the American Century of Humiliation actually begin? My hope is that it was Nixon - maybe I'll live long enough to see the other side of it if we go back that far.