Put her back in the coconut tree

sorry all my posts sound so whiny lately but here's another while I'm at it: thinking about my lifelong struggles with various things, and simply wondering why nobody helped me. why the shame and pressure when it should have been obvious I needed help. just a background buzz of things being wrong.

up in heaven after the rapture i just saw god take a tylenol

Beano #410, May 27, 1950

Americans would rather get raptured than go to therapy

i always thought "type A personality" just meant autistic

welp... was going to get some allergy testing done tomorrow, but THANK GOODNESS I told them to give me an estimate beforehand, because it's too expensive for today. I will be able to save for it, but it sucks having to loose this appointment and wait even longer.

i got raptured but then they sent me home for being slutty :(

Need a hit of that sweet sweet Ty-Ty, you know? The 'Nol.

haven't they had like 15 raptures already? what's different this time

turns out if you forget to take your medicine and also fuck up your sleep schedule that will make you feel really bad. who've thunk.

Rfk looks like one those ugly trail mix raisins you left In the sun on your dashboard covered In cigarette ash.

ham sandwich with kimchi.... it's better than it sounds

we call these missiles hellfire. we're raining down hellfire. we're the good guys. hell is the place where good people go, i'm pretty sure about this

somebody should do a skateboarding video dressed as dick tracy

really feeling bad mentally but it's fine

to do: 4x pieces of important paperwork that each require 1 or more office calls or visits, and fees make 5 health appointments 3x less urgent paperwork make plans for downsizing much of my belongings by *selling* them freak out daily and wind up doing none of it

things I need to do: to much to write

i hate everything, specifically my fucking brain for not letting me sleep

screaming into the void: aaaaaahhhhhhh

sundays are a horrible time to be online because everyone starts saying things i don't understand

yet again, re-arranging my room. but this time i think I'm doing it right, much more cozy now,feels less like I am living inside a storage unit

so fucking autumnal rn

Just for reference, since there seems to be a belief that Disney’s 4BIL Kimmel dip is going to change their minds or something.

eating a chip off the carpet

i like the wings sticking out the sides

to shit, perchance to piss

Finch Letter 532: I die and am reborn over and over. My bulbous beak made it impossible to extract tasty seeds so I died and was reborn a needle-beak loser, too fragile to crack seeds. All I can do is stuff these letters in a bottle. The previous 531 all just say “seeds” so that’s what that’s about

daily routines... never heard of her

hoarder collie

break from reality room

nothin like wearing 2 pairs of socks

rotating an unsightly dumpster in my mind

im in my Rotting Place

rejection sensitive dysphoria... why can't i have acceptance toughness euphoria for once??

yeah sex is good but have you tried scratching the bottoms of your feet after wearing boots for 12 hours?

i have a heart-attack-shaped face

i found a 35 dollar bill on the ground

I have one year and 2 days to accomplish this

pouting and freaking out because i want to!!

fall con: seasonal depression pro: nobody knows you aren't wearing a bra

need several proboscii to consume my 4 drinks simultaneously

everyone: is nice to me me: everyone hates me!!

who up

i will challenge AOC from the dirt bag left

saving money is easy. just be afraid to ever buy anything you need.

*made a wrong assumption voice* yeah, he's a MILF- Man I'd Like to Fuck

it's that time again... have your vitamin d liquid at the ready!!!

still struggling over this tbh

turns out, some ramen does indeed have milk ingredients in it