The 2026 Chevy Beef Rib, 0-60 in yummmm

aaaahhhhhhhh

really funny to me how so many men will swear up and down they hate authority, but the second you take it away the have no fucking idea what to do with themselves.

you ever have the best sleep of your life only to realize you were out for barely one hour

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY

continuing to read this (actually slightly better than average) fantasy novel despite my earlier tantrum. now settling in for the chapter White Man Experiences Racism

skipping the dumb sex scenes in the dumb book i am reading because they're dumb and im dumb for reading it!!

👨‍🚀 wait you mean the Satanic Panic is a distraction to get Christians to distract themselves and allow the most vile and evil people alive to get away with pure evil? 🧑‍🚀 always has been

the new satanic panic is different. they say "demonic" now for everything. it's a demonic ponic.

I’d like to kiss you guys but my mouth is full of throw up

Chester Cheeto and Joe camel don’t like each other. They’re not friends

ok logging off, going bye bye time

me type gud

Get down off the cross we need the t to spell breast

if i was smart i woulda taken the whole christmas week off!!!

need a hot man to make out with me

smoked one cigarette today so that means i will be awake for 100 million hours

feeling the urge to scroll youtube again... gonna read my little book and try to fall asleep

Trying to be merry and bright but the light seems pretty dim today Knowing I have much to be grateful, thankful, and appreciative of- there is so much loveliness in the world, always! But for now the shadows gather and I prefer them; the familiarity of their ghosts keep me company tonight 🖤

fuck marry kill: the grinch, the grinch, hitler

gonna create a line of collectible plush penises and call them Peenie Babies™️

spinning the discourse wheel... today it landed on sti screenings

"Relationships Are About Faith", Says Man About To Give Girlfriend Herpes He Got From Sharing Drinking Cup

monogamous people want to feel superior to poly people, poly people want to feel superior to monogamous people, and yet, its probably still worth asking your doctor to add STI testing to your annual physical bloodwork

doing the forearm handshake thing to check and see if they are concealing any hot dogs up their sleeve

came home to my collector jncos in the yard babe i can change

if saturday is caturday then sunday is cun(t)day

stone henge gonna look dope when it's done I bet

judging your life choices

Nut Luncheon

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Godzill of

really craving peanut butter banana chocolate dairy free ice cream right now... if that exists.

that 3 pm oatmeal

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had to unfollow the illustration feed ... to much furry content 😔

the skibidi sun has vanquished the rizzless night

Not Today #Art by Robert Warren Harrison

It is extremely funny (and unfortunately four turnings coded) that we're being ruled by people so divorced from consequences that "you should hire people who are actually good at the shit you're hiring them to do" is something America is only going to re-learn by touching the stove.

must be a sports day based on the posts

literally fuck everything

napalm on walmart's whoville

dumbass coworker won't leave me alone, i must find a work-safe response to this situation before i snap and kick him

the mutuals feed is my safe space

Gas life, gape Keith, girl bombs

spit in the eye of god. tweak his little dumb nose. fart in this pantry. shit in his breakfast nook