you guys remember when the democrats basically killed the metoo movement to get biden elected? oh well, just gonna post this without checking any news, probably isn't topical

“I believe women, but not that bitch” seems to be what’s being said a lot. It’s deeply deeply unsettling

guess who's got two thumbs and didn't drink enough water today

please god make it stop

everyone say "opossum, take your allergy meds!"

i support homless vets #EvictAllVeteransNow #NoQuarterForSoldiers #3rdAmendmentAbsolutist

shout out to all living creatures great and small

guys do you think i should post pictures of my feet on the dark web

i am literally brimming with rage at all times because i hate my coworkers so much

the thing about the tattoo candidate is he also looks like a fucking cartoon gopher. millennials with that type of facial hair are psycho. something evil going on in their brains. hiding their lips to cover the lies!

people are confused by me because i am very hot but also a really abrasive nerd.

i don't want a golden retriever bf, he would need to be a different kind of dog. the kind that rides in a side car and wears goggles and a bandana. cattle dog maybe.

there are too many guys called jacob. y'all need to chill.

pride month special: i will once again be installing a spigot into my forehead to unleash the excess estrogen. all who need some are welcome (first come first serve). bring your own mug.

hello i love fucking up all my hormones

i want to poast but all my thoughts are currently too unhinged for this website.

has nobody said Scam Platner yet

it has barely been raining, yet the rain spout outside my wall has been making the most infuriating dripping sound i've ever heard

Soup of the day: Broccoli

i hate this timeline

amazing

I think I’d be able to take DSA aligned stuff more seriously if their whole thing didn’t seem to be “socialism is actually good for capitalism”

SlutCo Knives

Dyson dick and balls dryer pro premium 3000

gotta go my ride is here

Self love is staring at your reflection in the mirror until you take on your goblin form and carrying that energy with you throughout the day

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

It's always exciting to discover new ways in which people can't read.

I found this neat tool that lets you generate text and images just from your ideas. It's really good!

this is why you have to fund schools

Asking my partner if they would still love me if I was a screwworm

god i wish that were me

absolutely tragic. i had no idea.

a lady oaf is known as an oeuf

Thinking looks like overthinking to underthinkers

oooooo bop bop bop

I wasn't sure what to expect. Seeing the whole thing didn't help much.

i'm not actually introverted, i have ptsd

time for bed. perfect time to have a craving for fried rice.

btw i think magnesium citrate is magical, it cuts my allergy symptoms by like 60-70%

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Learning facts

4 more days of being severely mentally ill this month then it's back to normal levels

revolutionary family annihilator

i'm always weirded out by people who are really into Pride™️ because i always thought it was a commercialized fake holiday like all the other holidays. not a homophobic thing at all, obv. this could also be that i don't understand people who enjoy extroverted activities.

no

‘The world cup’? Uh huh. So, everyone just drinks from this one thing. I dunno doesn’t sound like, I guess, hygienic,

dm me if you look like this

me and my dude