Had my first rando add me on discord to try and troll me, it didn't go the way they expected.

Still possibly the greatest title drop in video games

The FF7 Turks are bastards, it's their day job | #finalfantasy #ff7 #tbshorts

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Continued

Technologically advance a band: The Beetleborgs

Open the door Get on the door Everybody walk the dinodoor

Hrm

Had my first rando add me on discord to try and troll me, it didn't go the way they expected.

i get to keysmash and whimper and beg and 👉👈 and still cram my cock down your throat and do my utmost best to get you pregnant it fuckin rules

Hrm

If I don't make my tip goal today, Tdick Tuesday is canceled 😤 $65 AT LEAST

One secret to my partnership with @sbmakesstuff.bsky.social is we both admire the hell out of each other's work, independent of being madly in love with each other. So I wanna take a moment to tell you what I love about her work & why it's worth supporting.🧵 www.youtube.com/@SBPlaysGames

*Reads your gay memory card*

What the hell brain? I had a dream I was going to an orgy, but the ENTIRE dream involved me finding somewhere to park. Come on brain!

yo check this out 😏😏

I thought she could go the distance!

Open the door Get on the door Everybody walk the dinodoor

Technologically advance a band: Jefferson Space Station

Technologically advance a band: The Beetleborgs

What the hell brain? I had a dream I was going to an orgy, but the ENTIRE dream involved me finding somewhere to park. Come on brain!

Consider this random TikTok I found in comparison to anything on Bluesky

*Reads your gay memory card*

I'm accepting titty tips. www.tipfunder.com/Hellvetika

Hate to be a pain but if anyone can please spare a disabled transsexual some help, my repeat prescriptions are late and I can't afford any over-the-counter pain relief to control symptoms over the weekend 🙏 www.paypal.me/StuffOfMemes

HOW IS HE STILL CUTTING HIS GRASS HE HAS LIKE THE TINIEST LAWN

Got a stress headache so OF COURSE my neighbour starts cutting his grass with his INSANELY loud grass cutter. Also he is the SLOWEST person to cut grass ever.

timeline cleanse on this friday. mud wizard taunting stuck cops during a climate protest in germany

Me summoning all the viewers I can!

Unsorry.

Had to go empty my flat. It's an awful flat. Empties my pockets of £625 a month and that's mostly from my savings currently. At least the light is good. It's also too hot to survive. Landlord keeps the heating on no matter how hot it is. Have I mentioned I'm a communist? Mao was right.

DENETHOR: ... FARAMIR: ... DENETHOR: ... FARAMIR: Father I- DENETHOR: SILENCE CUCK!

Butt

Had a dream where I asked people if they had ever made a movie like the cars universe, but for guns Everyone thought I was crazy

Hey Bluesky? I have some friends who are going through the shit right now. And maybe you are too, or maybe your friends are... Can we pool or collective good energy here for a day? Just send all our positivity out to one another, to our friends who need good energy? Just for a moment...

I know ya'll like Muscle Mommies

Do you think anyone's ever played a guitar solo whilst giving head

Boing!

Please share, I love attention.

This took 10,000 hours of work, and several super-computers to render.

Having a big anxiety flare up and I'm not sure why. Think it's because I had my first drive in the car after getting it back, think the experience of it breaking down as I was driving knocked my confidence a little. I'll be fine, I'll go out for a wee drive tomorrow to build myself back up

Dear friends from other countries: please join the Brazilians as we celebrate this groundbreaking decision.

Thoughts and prayers

Public speaking really is a pain in the neck

Please tip me 🙏🏿 $0 again today... I'll make an official mutual aid post tomorrow

If there's one thing I'll say about Charlie Kirk, it's that he's dead.

If there's one thing I'll say about Charlie Kirk, it's that he's dead.