Based as hell 💪

Me, after being spanked by the doctor moments after my birth to force air into my lungs and get me breathing: ...okay, chaser

I love living in Vancouver and being offered heavily discounted tickets to a HEALTH concert ...that's in San Franfuckingcisco

Some more

Give Juno some money plz

Now that RFK's disapproval rating is officially old enough to date, Trump will have a much easier time ignoring it

I need a strap on face hugger dildo. Like with face hugger facing out, I mean.

Picture: one of the perks of dating me

went a little too hard on the vegan cream cheese 😳

It feels like I'm still on an elementary school playground sometimes. I get bullied and attacked, and when I defend myself, there's the duty teacher getting on my case for acting violently.

No, people aren’t whining about the kids not being horny enough. That’s a malicious misrepresentation and you know it. People are whining about the kids echoing socially conservative and toxic views on depictions of sexuality in media, because the ability to publicly discuss sexuality is crucial.

.... I'd like to know what NSFW creators thought this was a good idea pretty sure none of them? Maple, are you even an NSFW creator? I scrolled through your media tab and like.... ??? no NSFW in sight? anyways, here's my butt

oh my gods she's so sweaty 🥵

HIPS GO BRR MY LATEST FANSLY POST

a girl is in the bath

I'm like Walter from AC6 except I handle girls. I'm a girl handler. With my hands. On girls.

Seifer should've been the protag. Instead we got a kpop idol prototype whose sole purpose was to test people's patience for ellipses in dialogue boxes.

Thank you Seifer

Im sick of being glass half full, I want to make an ass fully full.

Listen, you don't just have to whip and spank people strapped to an Albert's cross. You can fuck them too. But you didn't think about that cuz you only think about yourself.

I wish I looked this gay

Please show up for one of the strongest #homelesssky advocates on here!

I don't think Coyotes are actually that Coy

You can't even breed your printer anymore Because of woke

Please donate to your local Native writers.

What I love about being me is, if in a pinch, I can be the girl I cover in cum

KINKTOBER 2025 IS HERE! Thanks to wonderfully kinky suggestions from the community I've been able to put this prompt sheet together! Whether you make videos, poetry, songs, art, fics, or even memes - please feel free to let your creative juices go wild as we celebrate a whole month of kink!

"sure you read theory but whens the last time youve done the dishes" is a meme for a reason

Bad CFS day Trans, broke and disabled I just can't pick a struggle xD Please help this puppy out 🥺🐶👉👈 Linktr.ee/Mireaze

I love having a big fat ass

You ever just

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Everyone knows validation is the key to fighting deep sadness

For folks who do the CashApp thing, Bugs can be found at $bugsmaytrix Let's help out my friend, yeah? 💕

Why cant I let it go

Well this is just really neat

thinking about my Sapphic Pulp short story, "The Girl in the Mirror", for some reason

Theyfabs owe dolls reparations send skeet

We gotta lower the rent guys

they need to make an mdma that doesn't make you hungover

9/10 was an inside job

Well, second prettiest ship

Alexandria Ocasio-Vortez