Emergency real cat post. AI does not have the technology to create a Goose #RealCatsofBluesky

Virtue signaling is good, actually

Reminds me of this famous bible verse (photo by me)

So it does in fact seem that a willingness to excuse a nazi tattoo eventually involves excusing other abhorrent behavior as well!

They juiced him

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the least fun part of art for me is when it’s done. so i don’t really get using ai to skip over the fun parts

This is way worse than what Napster did

“I can’t believe President Malia Obama tore down the historic UFC ring at the White House!”

i have no evidence of this but remain convinced that answering this question with conviction is more appealing to more voters, including those who tell pollsters they disagree, than trying to thread any number of needles to find the maximally acceptable answer

I submitted a comment, and you should too, not screenshotting because I used my real name & address. Protect our trans friends and family.

Fuck this destroyed me

ditch woke go broke motherfuckers

*Turns a chair around and sits on it backwards* You know who else was a flightless bird... Gallimimus, from the Late Cretaceous Period

*a yoyo

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

That's ridiculous I don't... *heavy sigh*

How Can I Sing Like A Squirrel? @tmbg.bsky.social #TMBG www.youtube.com/watch?v=72La...

new zealander everlee wihongi was due to meet with her lawyer yesterday. then ICE moved her to their most notorious tent facility in texas: 3000 people, highest death rate, most sexual assaults. and today, she disappeared off the system. please RT: www.webworm.co/everleehasdi...

USA on Jan 7 2021

The @tmbg.bsky.social song The Bells Are Ringing is the plot of Pluribus

Hey @veggieto.bsky.social, were you at that #TMBG show at WPI in 1993 with me, Tim, and Matt G? My brain is melting. Just saw Them for the first time since last millennium, made me think of the Old Days

This is maybe one of my favorite videos of all time I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched it and I still die every single time.

I have watched this so many times. The stretcher!

Bluebird posting will continue until morale improves 🪶 Credit: my wife

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holy shit he actually conceded folks, they tell you they’re invincible they tell you they’re inevitable they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting and absolutely none of that is true

Look at this little chaos demon. So sweet. So innocent. So murdery. But she’s on my side. #caturday

Holy shit, I can’t believe I didn’t hear about this… a long, long time ago, or every time this twizzle dick starts bragging about war crimes on tv

Yes. Yes!!

I showed you my tail feathers please respond

i get it, we all read transhumanist stuff but you're anthropomorphizing linear algebra

My haul from the @criterion.bsky.social sale from last week. Bonus: The Lodger includes an entire movie as a bonus feature! Hitchcock’s Downhill (also 1927) restored to glory! One of the last Hitchcocks I have yet to see.

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie, that’s not orbit

The reason for the season #passover #metallica

If you don’t tell him where to go, he’ll raise hell.

lgbtq*bert

Thanks #MLB for making mlb tv extra confusing to buy for the 2026 season. Going through ESPN adds an extra layer of WTF I didn't know I needed. Setting people up to accidentally get charged $30/month for ESPN is a really classy move too! 🖕🖕🖕🖕

The question that broke America fundamentally was ‘do all people deserve basic rights?’ This question was too hard for us. Too hard for our leadership. It still is. So now all of our rights are in jeopardy.

The most internet defiled corpse in global history *so far*

I'm afraid one of them is going to watch a single episode of Star Trek (any episode, any series) and bury the entire franchise in the desert next to the E.T. cartridges.

I just heard death Chuck Norrissed

Walking in a city the other day a couple of teens were walking in front of me, BLASTING rap like we used to see in the old day, but instead of a giant boombox it was this little Bose bluetooth speaker and he just had no idea how to hold it in a way that looked badass Kids don’t know what they lost

Every single cat is the Best Cat

lol, lmfao

Quote sheet with a gif that pops up when you search your name welp

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense. People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.