The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

2022: I love every ape I see From chimpan-a to chimpan-z Oh I'll never sellazar my NFT 2025: Oh my God, I was wrong This was dumb all along I guess crypto made a monkey out of me

You know what? There's actually a tested solution to this! it is brilliantly simple, and it WORKS. I would love to see @bsky.app and @support.bsky.team test this out. www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2023/ju...

Yall. Let's just get this settled before the holidays. Die Hard was not a movie. It really happened.

I think I am at the same hospital right now. But I’m, not a stalker. It’s pure coincidence.

¿De verdad que nadie ha inventado todavía la vaella palenciana?

TDOS NEGRO

BOOM

Hoy ha salido este ensayo, que es de las cosas más interesantes que he leído sobre el humor y el comportamiento humano en general. Sólo en las mejores librerías. @elmundotoday.com

Un montón de señores ingleses explicándote el origen de las razas en la Tierra Media, los planetas de Star Wars, la historia de los Siete Reinos... La cámara de los lores.

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

I had reason to check comments on The Minnewanka Curve Experiment and saw this lovely one from a year ago.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR

Ha ganado por esto.

Agotada la primera edición en poco más de una semana. Gracias por la increíble acogida. @pasadopresente.bsky.social

My #caricature of Louise Brooks. Brooks was a movie actress in the '20s and '30s, and was an icon of flapper culture. She helped popularize the bob hairstyle of the era. #art

La verdadera cancelación contra la verdadera libertad. elpais.com/internaciona...

the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates

Bueno, bueno, que la jueza llama a declarar al dueño del Ventorro!!!

cada vez que sale el tema pienso en este post de tumblr:

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

No encuentro trabajo, los únicos ingresos que tengo desde hace 3 meses provienen de Libritos Jenkins. Si alguna vez has pensado comprar alguno de mis libros o fanzines, este es un buen momento 😃👇 libritosjenkins.bigcartel.com

this was for a colorado measure guaranteeing universal free lunch for kids. funny how a short two-column table can say so much in so little space.

The arc of the universe bends towards justice etc etc.

roses are red big laughs are hearty

[Exit Clown.]

Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

Happy Birthday, Robert Patrick!

here is a mockup

Lo más parecido que tendremos a eso es la obra de arte que se marcó Vigalondo con el episodio de Paco Porras a lo John Constatine cañí clasificado S. Momento de recordar que puedes empezar Superstar, pero no te la acabas nunca

Por estas cosas la tilde de sólo era imprescindible, señores iluminados de la RAE

Happy Birthday, Ralph Macchio!

Christ, he is supernaturally good at this.

Quien no la haya visto que aproveche para saber algo más de semejante rata. m.imdb.com/es-es/title/...

Ha muerto el criminal de guerra Dick Cheney.

I’ve mentioned before just how remarkably quick Jim Henson could be in talk show appearances, while remaining completely un-self-conscious about appearing onscreen in front of an audience while performing, and this 1985 exchange with the late Terry Wogan is a gem of an example of that skill...

Piensa el honrado izquierdista tontorrón que todos son de su condición.

Desconocía esta etapa del maestro.

You laugh, but this is how the exododus went extinct

Necesito informarme de cómo va eso de dimitir y seguir cobrando.

Creo que soy la única persona del mundo tan rancia como para defender la tilde en los pronombres demostrativos y tan moderna como para incorporar los cambios del lenguaje inclusivo. Es decir, soy el único capaz de escribir “aquélles” sin que le duelan los ojos. Soy el anacronismo de Venn.

Yeah I think we’ll just run our start up like a start up and expect the exact amount of work and dedication from our freelancers that we’re paying them for

He vuelto a ver estos huevos enormes esta mañana en el super y he pensado "ah, sí, los Kinder Mazón".