Dang they really got a category for everything

My favorite way to put this, as someone who studied Classical History in actual college (not just on Twitter): If you told an ancient Roman or Athenian that his culture had "more in common" with a German or Briton than with an Egyptian or Ethiopian, he'd punch you in the throat.

Also worth filling out if you want to keep me away from your city!

Reminder to fill this out so I can come to a city near you, maybe!

a lot of people don't know this but progesterone is actually just a portmanteau of

if you have trouble remembering all of the kings of ancient Mycenae, here's a handy agamemnonic:

we're still going to the moon but we're going to pass through the center of the earth first

IPO actually stands for Immediate Panicked Offloading

oh ffs www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8uU...

The prophecies of Jortsradamus are not to be taken lightly

Giving a talk on R Markdown tomorrow and I feel like I'm making some really strong arguments

noooo this video is destroying me

Can't believe I forgot to say Pokemon Go to the polls

just had a thought Made with meme.app 🔥

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Just bought my nephews tickets to see Peaches, because even though they're adults now and I live on the other side of the Earth, I feel like it is still an uncle's job to expose them to things their mother would be shocked by.

There's been some talk about putting together a #hypnospace band composed of a bunch of the OG soundtrack people! If you think that might be an extremely fun thing you would like to attend, let them know where you are! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Oops, the thing that everyone who was paying attention said would happen is happening

I cannot count the number of genetics labs I've been in where the PCR machine has a weird shrine around it.

I once asked a priest to bless a printer that I was in the middle of fighting with and he went "I only bless things when there's a chance it'll take" and then turned and walked out of the room.

Dude I saw you autosave before walking up to me whats up man we cool

I spent yesterday very painfully learning that my gallbladder is apparently basically a pez dispenser full of gross rocks.

according to my psychic i used to be an italian seaman named anthony but everyone called me frigatoni

Not only is Brock the fartiest kitten I have ever had, it is becoming increasingly obvious that he specifically asks to be picked up when he has one in the chamber. Absolute little monster.

The president's address has just begun youtu.be/ZgcHsIxUtVU?...

“America 250" Topsy (Capitol Hill, Seattle)

The retrospective America needs right now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi...

I would kill or die for Larry

new metaphor just dropped

This vanilla paste says BEST BEFORE: SEE TOP OF TUBE but I've already SEEN the top of the tube. Just bought it today and it's already on its way out, what a fucking ripoff.

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

oh dang the new infowars is launching www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdSB...

These metaphors are getting a bit lazy, come on y'all www.youtube.com/shorts/2FN7u...

(writing this down)

Trust me. Watch this until the owner speaks.

Love the screen behind them with video showing what it might have looked like if people had showed up.

Incredible snapshot ⚡ 39 years ago today X at the Moore Theatre, Washington, June 27, 1987 Photo: Jay Blakesberg #punk #punks #punkrock #x #xtheband #history #punkrockhistory #otd

Hot damn new Phoebe Bridgers www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KXn...

I am about to make BANK y'all. 100% profit.

so both my kids volunteered at the zoo for years and I hoped it would give them a respect for animals and life but instead it united them in their hatred. Over dinner they’d talk about how much of a bastard Mitch the screech owl was, or how much they hated the fucking tenrec.

folks! people! Barnaby's Chair fans! THIS was going to be one of the coolest albums in Dreamsettler. you gotta hear it. YA JUST GOTTA.

Finally releasing this one into the wild! This was intended as the Dreamsettler followup to the Barnaby's Chair music from Hypnospace Outlaw, but also serves as a sort of prequel to my vocoder opera Evergreen. Music by myself, album art by @jaytholen.net. danwarren.bandcamp.com/album/people...

I hate how much this video has poisoned my vocabulary I keep saying "last night was a painting" and making up new variations on it

Hard for this team to be good vibes when this keeps happening

Vlad the Impaler was the original post-through-it King

For decades my response to most expensive audio nerd stuff has been "double blind test or I don't believe you", and Jim Lill is out here actually doing the work. www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-vI...

New paper out! In this one with @ndimhypervol.bsky.social, @rdinnager.bsky.social, @economo.bsky.social, and Ale Casadei-Ferreira, we show that some commonly used ENM/SDM permutation tests can be badly derailed by not accounting for sampling bias. nsojournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1...