Trying to book a flight and what even are these misleading ass seat category names? Comfort classic? Main extra? Man what the fuck is that?

My cat unmuted my computer while I was fussing at him 🫩

I was just captured licking my lips over a man from Togo dancing to tribal music. Please respect my privacy if it hits the internet.

If y’all could donate anything that would be greatly appreciated, this baby boy lost his life in the tragic mass shooting in my hometown of Stockton CA. My city is really hurting rn. She didn’t deserve to lose her baby. 💔. #Stockton #RestUpAmari Venmo -@kimberly-pangnanouvong

I don’t think I listened to as much music this year than I did last year. I’m curious to see what my stats are on Apple Music

Donnel jones where I wanna be album is impeccable

What is your go to hairstyle when you want to switch it up but also have decision fatigue about how to wear your hair?

Living my dream

Starting desperate housewives. I started it when I was a teen and only got a few episodes in but I want something to binge

The gentleman that I normally buy my illegal substances from have been pretty unreliable lately so I’m going to call the police on them

All the social security numbers I’ve stolen

Why she looking at instructions for bread?

Bake? instructions ?

Could be the high blood pressure from nightly cow dinners, butter and sitting down. Could be unaddressed trauma

I’d feel like they should visit a provider because it’s probably a much simpler safer solution than gas station pills

Yes for the holidays and if they’re feeling sexy they’ll add marshmallows, snickers and whipped cream. (I’m not joking)

I’m actually going to mute this entirely

On the first date, salivating over nibbling on an ass that’s hemorrhoided up is making me very furious

Idk where she found bananas with the seeds still in it, to make this monstrosity

My biggest online pet peeve is when someone sends me a “this you” video and it’s the most absurd thing you’ve ever watched in your life

“knowing” me on the internet is one thing, but for the most part i do not know yall lol and yall niggas do not know me. lol

Same. Don’t ever fix your mouth to call me something derogatory while we are doing something so beautiful.

I can’t get into the degradation thing. I need every word out of your mouth to be positive and affirmative as it pertains to me 🧘🏽‍♀️

Justice for this sexy beast

That was by far the most chaotic job I’d had. Worked there for 3 months and got fired cause I was warning people about enrolling there and saying their degree wouldn’t matter

No but everyone else is so same thing

Ever since I watched my coworker stir the buffalo chicken dip with her finger then suck her finger and go YUM!, I’ve opted out

I would probably be blocked before I got to my driveway if I tried this

Sinners is just as good of a watch every time.

I don’t trust anything I’m seeing on my timeline right now. I feel everything is a hemorrhoid innuendo

Then they start waving it around like they wave a sheet onto the bed

“I’m happy I already assumed you couldn’t cook”

The food I cook at home when there’s no pressure, versus the food I cooked my man last weekend when I was trying to be impressive.

My problem is I want to wear all of these hairstyles. I have a real commitment problem

I saw a cute office building across the street from my house and decided to apply to it. They only had one role open for some shit I actively hated learning in college. Applied anyway cause ?????? Got the job and now I’m somehow in leadership by being accidentally good at it.

Sidney Sweeney is so ugly

The LEAST he could have done was make sure she was accommodated and been flattered that she was willing to drive that far for a stranger

I saw that and she ended up leaving because it was inconsiderate of him and people were hopping down her throat since she “drove two hours anyway”

America, not just the South, is still pissed off about the loss of free labor. You can see it in every move it has ever made.

Been

The worst part is that hotels do not deep clean their carpets on a normal basis. Could easily be many years between washings and she just had her face and ass on that hotel carpet

Excuse me? 🤣🤣🤣

We all falling in love this year? Bet.

2.4k posts. I thought I posted more than that over the what? 2 ish years?

After I land vs before I take off

Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality. www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...

Imma be honest. I would turn it back in too

The oceans series with Barack Obama

That piss ring around his nipple is upsetting me

I'm quote tweeting not as a dunk, but there's an influencer who got offered a free IV drip and as a result has been dealing with the flesh eating bacteria for years now. A lot of these medi-spas are not well regulated and opening your arm to them has real infection risks.