TWO HOUSEWIVES!? iktr.

I don't give a shit!!!

Fucking iconic.

the dispensary having a 40% off sale.

there’s something so disheartening about attaching one’s self-worth to the opinions or acknowledgment of others. i’ve worked reeeeeally hard to shake myself of that feeling. particularly because of how easy it can be to fall prey to it, loosing yourself in the process.

was traitors good? i haven’t watched it yet, but ive scrolled passed a few clips of candiace and the sight of her slightly annoyed me. lol

i’ve been neglecting my book so i must crack her back open today.

well, my promotion goes into effect this week, school starts back this week, AND im fucking teaching. hi, i’m tired.

listen my iphone got enough apps. lol

If we can’t roast each other via text are we even friends?

i always forget how fucking corny and weird tisha is. #LAMH

the panthers pissed me off, yet again.

Because they suck at boundary setting & communication which in turn would make them catch romantic feelings for the person. I also feel like there is a certain self awareness you have to have to endure FWBs. If you the type to catch feelings quickly then don’t engage with FWB relationships.

nclecta (nk • leck • ta) that’s not similar phonetics to eclectic. 🗣️TAKE THESE NIGGAS MICS IMMEDIATELY.

the Nicci Gilbert mass choir

bro these detox dreams are craaaaazy.

girl. got “diagnosed” with CHS today. baby the weed days are gone honey.

If AAVE was easy to use or a sign of low intellect, non users wouldn’t be constantly begging for explanations on it’s use. *shrug*

ijs.

girl; this job finna piss me the fuck off.

baby going cold turkey is beating my ass. it’s only day 5.

AOC said:

Aw maannnn, WHY did it have to be that thick pastor’s book that made this happen?

baby, that middle of the country gone stay blank. lol but i do need to get OR, AZ, TX, and WA!

i need the world to know if i ever see jess hallucinogenic in the street, im throwing metal nails at the bitch if i can find some in time.

And GAY.

found my first read of 26’. i started on the flight back last night via kindle, but i had to grab the physical copy from the library.

the print i ordered came today. i cannot wait to hang this in my office.

it’s the first tuesday of the year!

i haven’t smoked in three days which is wild for me. honestly, i don’t want to. i just want to out of natural habit.

baby, toya is insufferable. #Married2Med

lmaooo i fell asleep in my meeting. i just hung up and rejoined. lmaoo

THE REST IS STILL UNWRITTEN

the way i took off my clothes and dived into the bed when i got here almost gave me whiplash. lol

my attitude at work bout to be so stank, at least for the first few hours. i need sleep, and some food.

Museum worthy!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yo mela, bitch i’m HOLLERING! lol

today was george washington carver day. shoutout the queer icon. lol

LAX traffic is kinda insane if you ask me.

the course i’m teaching started today, my doctoral program kicks back up on the 15th; our party is at the end of the month. i have my nephews gender reveal saturday. then i have to be in ashville for my first class season on the 23rd and 24th of this month. im already tired.

my first day back to work tomorrow and i am SAD.

now, is this jealously or… lmaooo

the way imma have on my mask on this flight!?

scarcity mindset. growing up poor be beating the fuck out of you as an adult.

have a best friend that’s yt is… love him down, but also.. yt. after a week, i be so done. lol we thrive with space and time between us.

my boss pings me today (mind you i’m on PTO) talking about updating our 1:1 agenda. girl. that shit is TOMORROW.

This is the only one that's accurate

RICE, BREAD, PASTA, POTATOES.