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He's fully aware that he won't be among the land of the living much longer, so he's desperate to put his name up anywhere... because nobody else will do it when he's gone.

I’m gonna live life until i can’t anymore . This i swear. Even if i go solo- I’m outside come spring/summer

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Just got the clients meals for tomorrow. We had olive garden yesterday so there was a big ass pan of spaghetti and fettuccine, a container of alfredo , marinara and meat sauce and sausage left in the fridge lol

Awww .. thats sad about Lil Johns son. I was hoping for a better outcome

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Driving test?

I was at a cookout once and a man put an entire pack of bologna on the grill. Slice by slice and put it in a pan to be enjoyed😂

I ate a half of a chicken salad sandwich to shut up the hunger. Yesterday i ate GOODT. I was so happy to have an appetite

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The way Tyler is DRAGGING this Calvin and Laura shit, i now hate every person named laura . Laurens bout to catch some heat too

These ppl think a petition works. They think that 2 days before the superbowl , they will say “ok screw Bad Bunny.. lets get george strait because these ppl signed their names angrily”

Why is this so funny😭😭😭😂😂😂

Yes. Repeatedly. She dont listen!

Its just a lil case of the herpaderp… anyway heyyy boo

We will overlook that. The fineness wins 😭😭🤣🤣😭

Will forever be said when talkin about Mr. Vick and Mr. Raymond 😭😭😭

I’ve always believed text threads on SM aren’t real

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Also sick of seeing these two- WE DO NOT CARE OR BUY IT. Or do we? We just know she still uses her strap and he doin the bending 😭😭😭😭

How can i block North west from showing on my phone ?

My mama is so sweet- she asked me if i wanted some enhancements for my water cuz I’m takin iron so i gotta keep guzzling . I was like why she give me this big ass container - opened it and🥹🥹🥹

This man was high as a giraffes ass . We had us a good damn laugh .

The fact that my aunts whole family comes over to get shit printed . Like.. NONE OF YALL HAVE A PRINTER? Burning thru my pages on my instant ink package

*you’re but also nigga are you mad cuz she reads???

Ppl are not getting cursed out and smacked like they should. There used to be hesitation for fear of repercussion.

Snapchat needs to bring back animal ears … i wanna piss ppl off 😂

The sun ain’t doing shit but reminding me that my sun visors are useless 😭

Fridays are always hell at work. He have the one Dr that sees all patients in 15 mins . So its back to back alllll day. Most docs for 20 min follow ups , 30-40 min new patient visists but her ass . GET EM IN GET EM OUT. No down time. Dbl bookings. We be TIRED

I just hate that I’m stuck co parenting with a clown nigga i wouldnt let sniff my dirty draws 😭😭😭😭

And he always says shit like “i feel sorry for any boy they deal with” Do dads really think like ? Like do you buy a buncha bullshit for your preteen and 7 yr olds tryin to one up niggas from the future ?😂

The girls dad went on a self praising ass rant in my texts but i stopped replying because i wanna know why he things buying these girls a buncha bullshit then tellin me the amount is a flex . He has yet to buy them shit they need .

I slept but it was a very weird sleep. Wasnt all the way sleep. Then had the nerve to not be able to open my eyes this morning. There was struggle to remain in that not all the way ass sleep

Good Morning y’all… WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY!!!

Same …

PREACH EARS!!!

Lord- now the pics are gonna come up in my memory of the yr all he asked for was for me to dress up as a victoria secret angel with wings . But i had a bump under my nose that i popped by mistake and it made my lip swell up so bad i looked like …

The ones that hate it simply ain’t have a woman that made them enjoy it . Its not a womens holiday- its a lovers holiday.

Iono which one of yall men need to read this but there’s women out there who will buy you a thoughtful gift for Valentine’s Day AND give u coochie AND show up to the date lookin like a goddess. Whether or not you can pull her is another story. But they out there…

Y’all and AI are HELLLLL

There is an acct doing the Twilight movies from Bellas poor stressed out fathers POV and i have been cracking up😂😂😂😂

I be damned if you gon motivate me to get rich via abuse and starving and i make it and make your life easier . Nope- shoulda been a better mom😂

I watched the video and the sister said their mom used to beat them for being hungry. She wouldn’t get shit from me either tf 😂😂😂

You gotta have burgers- turkey and beef . Hot dogs - turkey and reg and Beef which extends into sausage Them random ass packs of pork chops from the freezer Sides on sides on sides Bread and condiments And thats the basics.

That is chicken made on the grill. You ain’t got nothing else ? Manning the grill itself is hot ass work . Nevm she should just shut up and eat her lonely lawrys chicken

This man has cursed 2 of us out because he was late for his appt . He was told to arrive 15 mins early and he said he was told that but he arrived 10 mins late . This dr is the head of cardio and we were told that anyone that is not on time will need to be rescheduled

I’m black

Its gon be in the 40’s next week- I’m wearing shorts

So he finally recognizes them as Boos and not cheers of joy.