Jardiance, eloquis , ozempic, repatha… I GOT DAT 😂

Truly hate arguin with my mother but she is pissin me off real bad

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Get me outta here …

Nothing is sinking in for this girl so all the shit we showed her yesterday. I have to show her again. So whole I’m checking ppl in, i gotta help her check ppl in.

Yoko wanted to sleep with me but she is sick so i told her no cuz i can’t afford to get sick. She said “u gotta pay to get sick? Well who paid for me to be sick , i didnt ask for this “

Sleep was better . I woke up but i opened my eyes checked the time and went right back to sleep.

So its me A coworker they stuck up here cuz her Dr is off and i gotta babysit her And the new girl that I’m training On a friday With our busiest Dr . I’m gonna lose my mind a little

Why is it warm outside ?

Goooood Morning . IT IS FINALLY FUCKING FRIDAAY

Edible in- later than usual. Alarm set… aaaand lets see how this goes

I’m on my vibration pate but for the first time , i don’t have a bra on. Remind me not to do this again😂

Who got my baby sick? I wanna go to that school and find out😂

She is miserable….

17- 1996- turned 18 in July

Thats the position i never refuse even if it causes a damn attack after🤣😂😂😩

Let me call.. nvm . I’m on strike again😂

Is anyone else’s iphone doin this dumb shit were if u type “i’m and go too fast it takes the M and puts it to the end and continues your sentence between the ‘ and the m?

I just do a t- shirt and panties but the shirt comes off as needed . I’m home, no man here , kids bustin in and shit . Lol At his house its a tank top or short night gown and no panties cuz… well 😂

I have slathered this child in vapor rub… the kind with lavender She had some meds earlier so she will get the tussin later This is just dumb

This nigga name dumb as fuck and I’m not puttin him on another slip😂😂😂

My ex fiances sister always orders seafood salad from me. She even took it to the bridal shower of the chick that married my ex 😂 Its on all their holiday tables . YEP…. I’m STILL FAMILY😂

Y’all… yoko passed out on the sofa. Her feet stink. 🤣 I keep covering em up but she keeps breaking free. She ain’t even goin to school tomorrow. Her cough is worse. 😩😩😩😩

No more fried chicken , rotelle dip and shit.. no more sliders NUFFFIN N N ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY WON’T HAVE A GAME PARTY 🤣🤣🤣

Why she being difficult .

Since we will be kid free for the break. I’m making long island iced coffee with christmas brunch . We gon be shit faced 🤣

I deleted a middle school friend because he discovered that sora app and was going CRAZY with the videos. It was nice knowing you🤣🤣🤣

I don’t fuck wit NONE of it. My cousin does all them AI shits on fb and i wanna tap her on her shoulder and say “u do know u don’t and will NEVER look like this so why do u keep doing this shit?

You are a legit business but posting shit like this ? Why is this amusing to ppl and not terrifying ? www.instagram.com/reel/DSDuv94...

Thats 2 instagram chefs i have seen doing them AI videos to promote their legit food items and i don’t understand. She sells actual FROZEN gumbo. Its not in a damn stocking tho lol but she advertising that shit for clicks and engagement

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Gumbo in a vacuum sealed christmas stocking is wild. U deserve the explosive diarrhea

I am bout to lose it on instacart. I have cramps. I ain’t goin nowhere but if i ask for vapor rub.. why are u replacing it with a nasal stick? Is there no other vapor rub in the damn store . I need the rub

I hate getting beauty maintenance. I wish I could get it done without actually having to be there.

Yoko has a sore throat and stuffy now and she is actin like a man. I’m bout to spin kick her lil ass

Jennifer Hudson announced a north american arena tour .

My mother is sending me remedies for my wake ups. I gotta eat butter before bed and get on my vibration plate

No but since i wanted cable , i had to pay that bill .

I can just fling that to the middle console area for you

I hate going on TikTok cuz ima add somethin to my cart every single time.

Morning flicks wit 2/3 of the chicks

I won a whole $26 on a parlay😂. I’ll take it

Mornin folx …

Also this weeks comfort show rewatch is MOM. Bonnie and Christie are hilarious .

Setting an alarm just in case this shit knocks me on my ass …. Yes i chose this song. It will cause confusion and its my best friends fav song😂😂😂😂

I didnt .. some found my ass anyway

That ring is gawd awful . 😂

Remember when Offset cornered Cardi on stage to profess his love and shit… hmph

Amazon loves reminding me of my unused benefit . I don’t wanna use Amazon Music dammit 😂

I can’t lie tho… i am gonna enjoy my kid free time as in I’m packin my bag and me and my kewchie will be in white marsh . I won’t have to come home for them at all😂