In the Netherlands, burnout is a legally recognized reason for sick leave, and workers are entitled to at least 70% of their salary for up to 104 weeks of illness.

BREAKING: TikTok users just realized the Epstein file PDFs aren’t really redacted. You can copy and paste the text and read exactly what they tried to hide. Sloppy doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Gotta get back into my exercise routine.

Proverbs 26:27 Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein: and he that rolleth a stone, it will return upon him.

Add another zero

I’m for real gon cancel some of these streaming services in the new year and focus on buying physical media. Because these prices are crazy and they not adding that many new things I wanna see.

Ask me if 2026 is the year I’m starting a family if you wanna. Ima ask you why you wanna know if my husband is cumming in me. And I don’t wanna hear, “You know that’s not what I meant” cuz 🗣️ YES TF IT IS!

Apple can kiss my ass if they think I’m paying them over one thousand American dollars every other year for the same phone in a different font. Read the damn room.

Breonna Taylor still deserves justice!

“Overly educated” still really jams my Glock. Because bitch what does that even mean?????

At some point, not knowing is not a good enough excuse. At your big age, you don’t know because you don’t WANT to know. And that’s still a problem.

Don’t invite me nowhere that ain’t got parking!

I’m never gonna join in on the husband bashing. Not to be all Chante’s Got A Man, but my husband is the adult responsible for me. So don’t look over here for me to co-sign. Ima ask you if you want help packing and to stay in our guest room.

This one is to my husband and anyone like him: Don’t nobody want to hear Stephen A. Smith and all that hollering first thing in the morning. 😭

If you still listen to R. Kelly, block me back.

If you change the scope of my work, you gon change my check to match it. Related: Stop trying to guilt is educators for asking for what we deserve. We love the kids, but we didn’t take a vow of poverty.

Airplane travel is a capitalist hellscape. It’s less comfortable with less service and still somehow costs more.

Stop telling childless people we can’t offer advice on parenting. Parents are just people who had a baby, it doesn’t automatically come with wisdom. And some shit is just plain wrong.

All doors on bathroom stalls should open OUT.

Fat people like roller coasters, too!

We have completely lost the plot on customer service in this country.

Stop making reaction videos that are just you laughing at the original creator’s content.

LEAVE YOUR DAMN DOG AT HOME. WHY IS HE AT THE BAR WITH US?????

if i can hear your playlist through your phone speaker, we are now in a HOSTAGE SITUATION.

There’s certain weeks of the year that you’re not getting work out of me. New Years Thanksgiving Christmas Week of my Birthday Thems the rules.

Morning wisdom 🌝

I know cocaine is so tired of getting accused for being the cause of that lady’s fuckery

Why am I being asked questions that can wait until next year. It's taking everything in me not to respond "who gives a fuck"

How else will I know if I love you!?

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

16. No Boston, Houston, San Antonio, or Honolulu. But that’s really good for me. I hate traveling domestically.

“Look Bae, I’m going viral.”

A lot of you women don’t deserve to be told no fr.

I have been in my bed since about 4 pm.

A pair of sandals. But like some pretty, bejeweled ones.

You can tell when people actually wanted their children. Ok, I'm done.

I’m actually never forgiving people that voted for Trump.

Never fuck with niggas you never see with their children. (Deadbeat)

I'm conceited. I got a reason.

They were both in the BSU. It was a group trip to Six Flags. Mommie wanted a candy apple and Daddy was the only one who would go with her to get it. Their first date was to Indian food and there were belly dancers. Iykyk that's way outta their comfort zone. 😭 They got married exactly 1 year later.

Make a finger gun. Rest a chopstick on top of your middle finger w/ the other end in the crook of your thumb. Pick the other one up like a pencil b/n you thumb and index. Bottom one doesn't move, it's the base. Use the top one to squeeze food to the bottom one. Scoop up to your mouth like a spoon.

Maybe the US should be brought down by plagues. Idk.

My nigga I KNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW you did not ask me if I had 30 minutes today. NO. Call me Whitney because I have nothing.

"PLEASE get the fuck out the way! Do that shit over THERE!"

And my nerves are already irked 😭

The entire time

Me looking at my inbox this week

Passed my proposal defense (qualifying exam). I'm officially a doctoral candidate.