This girl said she’s a water sign so she just goes with the flow…I said which one of them do that ? I ain’t never heard that one before. This mfer said “I’m an Aquarius” who tf told her that was a water sign 🫤

anytime someone says they do not like Beyonce, I immediately know we won’t ever be cool. It’s always a weirdo saying the shit.

If you think a few texts gonna get you some coochie I’m here to tell you to try somebody else nigga

Quick!!! 🤭🤭

Like why would you think that EYE think that low of myself. There is nothing about me that gives “no effort needed”

People who get online to call birthday crowns, sashes and number balloons childish for adults are miserable to me. They aren't hurting anyone! Just because you're boring don't mean others have to be!

Zero context but I feel this is about kids…. Or white people

Someone said, while you’re busy being a lover girl please be sure to save some for yourself.

Where you been 🎶

...+ just like that its 1994 again

MEGAN 😩 PLS

“In his, her or their own space and time” is a beautiful way to describe the spectrum of autism, of neurodivergence 🪐⏳ Kiersten Case’s Lilypad Library is on a mission to highlight the experiences & stories of young autistic kids ✨🌱

Dr. Patricia Bath overcame sexism, racism & poverty and saved the sight of millions of people. She invented the Laserphaco Probe for cataract treatment, 1986; it was patented in 1988. She co-founded the American Institute for the Prevention of Blindness, 1976. She died #OTD in 2019. #WomenInSTEM

Google sucks so fucking bad

Victor Wembanyama embraces his father Felix after the Spurs clinch their spot in the 2026 NBA Finals ❤️

TAKE THAT MASK OFF BITCH

Young hearts, to yourself be true! Don’t be no fool when love don’t love you!

Sometimes I wish “No longer afraid of the dark cause that light bill changed my heart…made a nigga act smart” applied to me. I be panicking a lil bit and will turn a hall or bathroom light on 😭🫠

Yall really wanna see Drake and ChatGPT lose to Jay? 😭

😭

Find your way back Big big world, but you got it, baby…

Bringing up sex after speaking for 2 days is insane

Why they have so many ppl walking around the church every day ? #Greenleaf

Every time I get food delivered it’s nasty and that pmo so bad fr

I love sour fruit

Really love paying for a streaming service only to be served more ads. It’s super great.

Nobody asked but here’s a mini thread of artists and songs I stumbled across on accident but I fw it music.apple.com/us/album/lov...

My period just started. No wonder I hate everything and everyone.

Judge Altonaga tossed the defamatory verdict after the jury said Milagro was a media defendant, which entitled her to pre-suit notice she didn't receive. The judge, however, concluded in today's order that Milagro is not a media defendant. www.documentcloud.org/documents/28...

I don’t like being angry for a long time. It makes you ugly.

I woke up overwhelmed and annoyed. I need some good vibes fr

Ghetto AF. He might as well have a dirty broken, tilted over tike truck and garbage all over the yard.

I hate when my posts leave the neighborhood

List of the people most and most often implicated in the Epstein Files. Based on my own thorough review of the Files, this list seems accurate.

If the TikTok video has an orange cart, I don’t even wanna hear wtf they gotta say. Nexxxxxxt!

Whole time these niggas are mid 👉🏾mid 👉🏾mid 👉🏾skip 🫱🏾skip 🫱🏾

It’s always a pasty ass bitch talking bout “it’s not that deep” when it comes to shit that wasn’t their business in the first place.

Y’all remember when somebody asked what “Bye, Felisha” was from and people on TikTok was just like “oh that’s just something people say” 💀

Friendly reminder

Imagine working this hard to be a lame…

I like my men to be just as intentional as I am.

Bluesky is my last social media stop. After this I’m yelling in a town square.

$20 on pump 3 ain't taking me anywhere anymore but to pump 4.

Wiz Khalifa being categorized as "fine" is WILD to ya gurl!!!!!

A colleague told me I’m always talking to one of my peers like I’m irritated by her. The bitch told me to call her “mama ____” of course I’m mothafuckin irritated. 🫤

My relationship philosophy can be distilled down to a simple question: does being with you make my life better then being alone? If not, I’m opting out. I have a full life. I’m self sufficient. I’m happy, healthy and at peace. I’m not disrupt that for someone who doesn’t add value to my life