Pete Kegsbreath is actually really fine for a Nazi.

This hoochie knows what he’s doing.

Being a part time influencer means going to events at the luxury apartment buildings in NYC. And they’re doing the events because nobody is moving into these buildings and they need influencer advertising. NOBODY IS MOVING INTO THESE BUILDINGS.

Because enough people believed that the National Weather service was using a machine to control the weather that the orange dickhead in chief was able to dismantle the NWS without much opposition. If i had to guess 😔

Microsoft said Israel’s use of Azure to store data obtained through mass surveillance of Palestinians violated its terms

I remember when Israel was concerned about how many Black people empathized with Palestinians and then all of a sudden white and Arab American creators became the face of the movement online instead of Gaza’s creators, and they all told everyone to not vote for Kamala.

Oh they cleared that mf out.

ICE is a bunch of regular racist white dudes living out a fantasy.

Laura Loomer just be sucking Trump’s button and saying racist shit because she has nothing else to live for.

Every policy video is better than the last.

Everything is too expensive. It's time for crime.

I am already seeing people confuse Assata Shakur with Afeni Shakur. And…..

to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

Only nasty ass fruit I can think of is papaya. Even durian is good once you get past the smell.

There are very few nasty fruits. If your list doesn’t include honey dew and cantaloupe, then you are the problem.

This is incredibly shady headline. No notes.

Did ChatGPT write on the bullet? Everyone who hates ICE knows it’s “FUCK ICE”.

The United States of America is the worst institution to ever exist, bar none. They were fine with the Nazis until they got too messy, let's not be revisionist here.

He’s 45??????

So a sniper was sniping detainees at a Texas ICE facility. Good morning, America.

I hope Eric Adams continues to say and do stupid shit publicly after he loses his job.

Lmaooo they’re so confused

Lmaoooo Even they’re like you look stupid. He has a menorah on his jacket??? Wrong holiday idiot.

Why do they all have a FUPA?

LMFAOOOOOO @ mistake.

Universal childcare wouldn't just relieve working families of a massive cost burden. It improves the whole economy. "There are a lot of reasons building a child care system that works for everyone is important to our children, to parents, to employers and to economic growth."

Way to add insult to injury.

The rapture jokes are healing my religious trauma.

This is how you know the economy is bad.

“Come with meeeeeee”

I remember when I was younger, we had to read the Left Behind series and watch the movie, every year there was a Bible prophesy conference about the end times, and the annual trips to Israel...just to grow up and find out the rapture is some made up shit.

All that bussy in there and he can't just take it forcefully. It's gotta be frying his dark soul.

Them biracial kids with a black dad and raised by the white mom be having some crazy identity issues. They get in black spaces being weird as fuck and now we gotta give em the aht aht because we dont move like that. Raise ya fucking kids man so that lil cream of wheat colored child, knows how to act

Summer 67° feels very different from Fall 67°

'Rapture' comes from the Latin 'rapere' meaning "to seize and carry off." 'Raptor' also comes from 'rapere.' We hope neither carries you off today.

Never Kamala leftists hung the genocide on Kamala when it was 2 old white dudes who hate Palestinians holding up the ceasefire. Misogynoir is a hell of a drug.

Dirndlhosen? Lol I’m making up German words but that’s what it looks like.

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

A rich and powerful man voluntarily bearing a cross onstage, but adding wheels so it's not remotely difficult, is the perfect picture for our country.

Get in losers, we’re grieving

Doing crimes over DM is crazy lmaooooooo

genuinely believe that a large number of political, economic and media elites do not realize that nearly half the voting public did not vote for trump

I bought some scallions from the farmers market and they’re literally a foot long.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

I don’t have to make jokes about ol boy because Trump is doing it for me.

I fear corporate slop is one of my favorite food categories. Cava and Glaze are just too good.

I would be surprised if Lizzo isn’t on Act III.

Soon, they'll make a model where the fridge door doesn't open until you stand there and watch a full 15 second ad first.

Good morning. Elton John slid on Bennie and the Jets.