Y'all I go to Louisiana next month and I'm so excited to eat for an entire week straight.

October jobs numbers are in HELL

#ShellfishSky we in this bih

MY TRIBE

Not only is Trump a p3d0, he takes his friends' sloppy seconds.

Midelfart is a crazy last name LMFAOOOOOOOOO

🙃🙃🙃

You got 13k followers on a app that ain’t got shit but 25k users

Follow Up: Why was this being discussed in the situation room?

So basically the WH confirmed that the woman who was 'stolen' from Trump by Epstein was also assaulted by Trump. Cool cool.

He wasted everybody's time

Bringing up British food unprompted tells me you just want to fight today. Good luck.

The Twitter Bird told me the legendary eaters are still over there. IDK for sure though. Pure speculation.

This is why I’ve said on here multiple times that 96% of my posts on here are lies 90% of the time. Gotta cover my bases.

The main thing I want you to understand is that if you're like an unironic Bluesky liberal the people who control the heights of American culture and the intelligentsia genuinely despise you and would prefer the company of fascist pedophiles.

And what's crazy is that he specifically said he did. And then they pretended they needed "evidence" of it (Epstein Files) and now they're not going to do anything with the evidence.

The president of the united states sexually abused children.

LMFAOOOO SO MUCH WINNING

Isn't this how Chris Cuomo got fired from CNN?

Happy discharge petition day to all who celebrate... www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

Lol Schlossberg? He's allegedly 32 but looks 50.

Because like every other failed business venture over the past 15 years, it started because some b-school douche was tired of his lunch options so he decided to create something worse.

It's about to be 100 people directing planes in the entire country after this.

Epstein said Trump a pedo too but nobody is talking about it.

Oh this is NASTY work. Man, keep the files because I know his bootyhole is in them.

Mrs Jerry just showed me this one that she took… the way it’s reflecting off the water is crazy woooow

Lol duh

Other folks have said it, but let me just note that: (1) lots of talented, must-read journalists have been let go from their jobs over the last year (2) millions of Americans are abandoning current media outlets and looking for new alternatives Seems like a sure-fire business opportunity here?

We have more scrutiny for football coaches/GMs/executives than elected officials.. I want to see members of Congress thrown out like Jazzy Jeff when they’re fired mid-season.. Merit earned longevity.

I took too much edible so now I’m on a rocket ride.

This is to deter theft. It's not gonna deter me though.

I forgot Gov. Shapiro put his racist thoughts on paper. Antiracism, antisemitism, and anti-Zionism walk into a room and refuse to cast a vote for Josh Shapiro.

During the very first debate one of the other contenders will point out that Shapiro never actually apologized for writing one of the most racist articles of all time while in college and he'll get booed out of the arena

Yall remember these from the Bird??? 😂

Best thing about this city, tbh

They said that, but also the 6th president was the 2nd president's son.

New Orleans and Chicago

Newark Berlin

Houston New Orleans NYC Tokyo San Juan, PR Cincinnati San Diego Kansas City, MO

Monthly premiums in 2025 vs what they will be in 2026. They quadrupled and there’s no longer a free option.

This is metal af

Threads is full of annoying boys but the engagement is nice.

What did I missssssss?

The NYC election was more like another Democratic primary than a typical general election contest between one Democratic candidate and one Republican. In that context, Mamdani winning an outright majority with over 50% of the total vote is actually a VERY strong performance.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

Very interesting how many movies about real life people doing brave and noble things are a lie 75% of the time.

This story is NUTS. A southern sheriff celebrated as a folk hero (and memorialized in the Walking Tall movies) almost certainly murdered his wife, faked his own shooting, then blamed it all on an ambush by the "Dixie Mafia" he was investigating. His fans today refuse to believe it—or don't care!

Sliwa has motion