The German flag colors are so German, if that makes sense.

If Trump fires Hegseth, guaranteed it's because he looked stupid as fuck in them workout videos. And Trump likes his men masculine and athletic.

Israelis are saying Trump is finna fire him.

God bless the motherland

Jalen Brunson: “You’re allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. But you gotta go out there and do something about it.” A good mantra for fighting fascism too.

This is the moment the Spurs lost

The violence in Belfast is a reminder of something I don’t want to take for granted: The fascists here hoped the response to the depredations of ICE would be similar, with people turning in or attacking their neighbors. That it was the very opposite is worth remembering in this season of despair

PLEASE. AI is wrong, a lot.

A lot of these politicians are chicken shit with limited funds. They need to know their constituents are ready to fight along side them before they stick their necks out.

Yes, but also, because NYers like Zohran so much and he can mobilize us at a moment's notice to support him, it makes stakeholders come to the table and negotiate. Moral of the story: stay involved in politics, especially after your chosen politician is elected.

One of the law firms I used to work at had a holiday party in the conference room and bfs were hunching under the table for the last hour of the party.

if i walk into the break room and you’re snacking on Angela from IT it’s HR cases on both you niggas. just know THAT!

This is hella regular, tbh. It's usually a U.S. Marshall though because they have more privacy in their section of federal buildings. ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDY.

The most frightening person on this app, TO ME, is Cerrome. How you go into the Marines and come out a comic. No sir. You got it, Private Joker.

Adam was non-binary until God yanked Eve out of his chest and created man and woman. So God is non-binary.

FULLY cosigned. Like, God is a man? Really? Your unknowable, inscrutable, all powerful and everlasting creator of the known universe has a penis and balls? He produces god-sperm in his holy little seminal vesicles? And you’ve decided to be weirdly adamant about that?

Is this a joke??

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niggas just be in your dm ready to fuck. no situational awareness, no caution, just a hard dick and vibes.

When a reality TV star becomes president

Bored outta my tits

And that's why he'll probably win. He's down to do Trump's dirty work and MAGA is still a popular brand in Texas.

The purpose of the modern US Military is not to win wars, it is to engage in endless conflicts that serve as a way to funnel trillions of taxpayer dollars from the US Treasury to the major shareholders of defense contractors and oil companies.

Device not being remembered despite me opting to do so every time it asks.

I'm hungry. What do I want for lunch? Something light.

What a cutie!!!

Slutty Summer!

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Literally, metaphysically, and spiritually...nothing bad can come from severely taxing wealthy people.

a black woman fresh out a relationship 🤝🏾 a new hobby

My bad, I forgot to warn y'all last week that at Google I/O they announced Google search is now Google AI.

BRO, COME ON!!!!!

I love the skepticism around AI.

Google destroyed search to stop people from accessing useful/accurate info. Elon destroyed Twitter to stop people from spreading useful/accurate info. Meta rewards bot traffic to stop people from seeing useful/accurate info. Bezos bought WaPo to stop it from reporting useful/accurate info...

Stay low and build >>>>>

Let's start by taxing him specifically first and go from there?

The way you walked into the point and somehow still missed it defies the laws of quantum physics.

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The elections last night were crazy. Trump is all Republicans have...still. Every last Trump-backed Republican won.

OMG YES

Where all my scammin' ass niggas at??

When Beyonce transitioned Sorry into Me Myself and I, my soul elevated.

The dating pool would be better if folks could get five damn minutes to breathe and maybe figure out how to like themselves … so they show up better and attract better.

They're running the same playbook in every country lead by a brown person.

Whoring all summer

Hope y'all reach your celibacy goals or whatever but please assume I'm out here slangin it

LMFAO...no

"If she has her own house, what will she need me for?" I don't know, dude, maybe be cool and fun to be around and be happy for her success instead being whiny little sad-ass troll about it? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...