I been said that barbie lady had to go. All of the bullshit with her is unforgivable.

I should have just mailed stuff out way earlier. I also should have bit the bullet and paid extra for priority. Cause EVERYTHING is running late, from my Poshmark orders I sent out, Christmas gifts, things I’m supposed to get a refund for like 😭😭😭😩

lovely boots though. lmao

I’m still stuck here..

The back flipping abuser.

tems

Saying Chaka Khan can't sing is rage baiting and this is the only post I'll acknowledge that foolishness

Not my cat listening to my phone calls chile. I mean he was straight up standing next to the phone and only moved when I hung up.

I still lie to myself and say oh ima get up early and do xyz whenever I wake up. Here it is 1 pm, I’m waking up from a “quick nap” and nothing is done.

Yes

And vanity mirrors! And I’m about to sell unworn, still in the box shoes. You better follow me so you don’t miss out!

Check out my Poshmark closet! Yes, I sell clothes but I also sell things for those who are music artists as well, for example! posh.mk/vT1TBnrdgZb

*waits for my dad to say I only talk to him when I want money*

I was very stern with my cat and now I feel like the worst person ever 😭.

There Are Too Many Tiny Desk Concerts Now life used to feel so special...

Lemme drink this water chyy

This year definitely taught me things, helped me learn myself a little more, and the value in being alone.

Leave. Michael. Alone.

Hey siri, play Through the Wire by Kanye West 😂😂😂😂😂

A lot of chapters closed for me in 2025. I’m entering 2026 with new beginnings 🧡.

LOVE by K.Dot plays in my head at least once a day.

Me offering advice: “In the words of Megan thee Stallion, dick don’t run me, I run dick. Don’t let no man run you, or mansplain to you or make you feel stupid or feel like you have to explain anything to them.”

*Taps sign*

Also get a prostate PSA test. You're welcome.

I gotta leave my trauma with my dad in 2025

What Meg say? He keep making them noises like damn fuck shit ooh 🙂‍↕️😮‍💨

It just ain’t no fucking way

Listen, if you ain’t opening the wallet, I’m not opening the *******

If SALT is on imma watch every time!

Redacting the entire 119pg grand jury document is NUTS

Thank you GOD for another day.

Lemme put on my nap time show.

It really is ok to be subliminally explicit in R&B songs, and still get the point across…

I’ll knock all that Valentine’s Day stuff over when i see it.

BAWDY BAWDY

He probably promised to divorce his wife and make her First Lady

Folded is still crack

I said I wasn’t petty anymore but …oh

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Why is it already almost Christmas

Keep waking up to Bey’s YA YA playing in my head.

Sleepy time

Hasn't even been a year of this nonsense.

you guys idk how are we gonna do this for another three years?

Have you tried switching it to “Wumbo”??

Need to take myself on dates starting next year.