I love my family to death but if yo baby be shitting like a grown ass man and don’t know how to clean themselves I can’t watch them.

OCHO CINCO WANTED ME!

When y’all be putting “Alchemist” in your bio’s do you mean like the philosophical kind or the playing God kind? Just curious. 🤔

It’s actually insane the type of shenanigans a jealous spirit will get into.

My life in a skeet.

New Bottega Pradadada

A bunch of single people in their 40s just caught an attitude

Unpopular opinion: “Testing” someone instead of communicating what you’re looking for is manipulation.

Time for me to find the right stud/no label and start a family. I’m willing to bring my own baby cause I know how y’all do.

If you’re having sex today I hope the dick gets stuck in the hole and you can’t get it out.

Young hoes doing laundry:

Took a nap on my break that was a mistake

Rasta pasta is an abomination!

Since when could the Pokémon jump you???

Off dayz

I had a good day yesterday 😊

Send friend codes 😊

7😕

I swear the older I get, the harder sleeping becomes. Why am I waking up with a new shoulder injury every time I fall asleep.

That lil nap after getting a flu shot>

So the non-avoidants are scaring the hoes. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Along with mental health days I think people should be allowed personal care days.

😂

Pissy😂

I wish you could track glasses on find my

Baby 1

No… no, you over there overreacting as usual Diamond.

You was gone let them run a train on you?

I just get paid to 🤷🏾‍♂️

Yall really just come in people mentions inserting yourself into convos you don’t have a flying hippo nuts about and then talking outside your neck! Are yall ok??!?

Feral

Slept in today let me get up 😭

Relationships be sounding so good until I think about having to explain why I need my iPad in bed playing something like anyone of these videos to fall asleep fr 😭

I keep track of the number and try to find correlation so I can continue to piss y’all off.😂

The yeast yeti’s get very upset when you won’t let them make you their token (n)igger

I got da money for da pussy

Do kids walk to school anymore?

Gonna try this new trend tonight it’s called “going to bed without snacking”

THANK YOU!!! 😭

I just feel like you shouldn’t be able to run ads on instagram if your business doesn’t have an IG account with the comments turned on.

I hope Maddy whoop the DL Whisperer ass.

You know what “demons” they weren’t worshipping in the Epstein files? Your damn ancestors!

Kinda want to read a book in a tree today or sumn, but it’s way too cold.

At least my stretch marks symmetrical 😅😂

I already knew my dreams we going to get crazy when I quit smoking weed (this happens every t break) but this time around the dreams been kinda crazy.