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If you ever need someone to say the quiet part out loud please BOOK ME!

Why somebody just asked me to spin at a house party for all my ex’s friends???

Costco is the club.

No but fr!!!

I knew I was blocked by a lot of people of here but damn. Fuck I do to y’all? 😂

Man what?

Trump sucking who dick?

Never trust a man.

Bare minimum Friday and a short work week next week before I’m eating monfongo and sipping piña colada’s on the beach butt ass naked.

FMLA/ADA admin here. He was well within legal standing requesting transportation under ADA as long as his employer can reasonably accommodate. End of conversation period. Sounds like you’re just a bitch. The main reason nobody likes hr folks now.

Hoe is you coo?

I don’t care how much of a freaky frog somebody is online you still can’t just approach them any type of way in person or online.

Hot honey garlic I’m willing to die on this hill! Mumbo simply because of the hype for literally nothing!

One of my good childhood friends just got out of jail and seeing him hug his mom for the first time in years got me over her boohoo crying I’m not gone hold you 😭

Trauma lol. (Also stunts you too tho)

Being more upset at people for surviving under oppression rather than the oppressors themselves.

Closed mindedness.

Hearing “Sexy Lady” any time I’m in Dc

Golden hour

The good and the bad

I know my downfall is most likely come from my inability to not take things straight to hell as soon as I feel disrespected and I’m ok with that.

Thinking that it is gone have your feelings real hurt when I start calling out the obvious.

Like who even said I’d be a good dad?

Me, doing random shit just cause:

Honestly when I was DL it wasn’t me battling the gay demons it was the asexual ones. Everybody gets on my nerves lmaooo.

304 has meant hoe since 1996 😭

Horny and black

hey yall, i finally uploaded a mix on soundlcoud, or anywhere, for the first time ever l Youre gonna hear all my imperfections and i have to tell myself that’s okay and a part of me getting better🥹 Give it a listen and tell me what you think on.soundcloud.com/DUtx2foAgFzR...

Can we talking about the realest onesided beef in anime is Kaiba and Yugi? #yugioh

Not yall actually started posting bai

Idek yall

I just came to dance DASSIT!

I can’t see shit behind the curtain filter on ig can yall find some ADA approved ways to be e whores next time?

You can put your passport in the Apple wallet using the Digital ID feature in the new iOS update. Do whatever you want with this info.

All for a discography full of samples!

Your favs

Same🥲

I’m actually getting tired of my job handing over work from other teams and expecting me to know what I’m doing.

“I’m sorry” Hoe I’ll kill you.

No more invites to the cookout! Only Mortal Kombat style death matches winner gets a fish plate and some ribs. First round Brittany Spears vs Demi Lavato

When you take the wood out the pack and it’s already unraveling itself. Couldn’t wait for me to lick all on you lil bih huh?

Dolph don’t got no business being dead.

Mother Nature really just turned the air on in this mf.

lol they jumping you but we need you to understand how much we don’t play about Haleyisha Amarie Nicole Williams

They should put a do not disturb icon next to people’s names in the phone app so we know not to call them. Nobody is checking the messages first.