I didn’t think I could find a worse take than “Trump bombing Iran is a distraction from Epstein”, but this might be it.

Another one. Peachy.

Am I mistaken in remembering that when the announcement was made of Robert Prevost’s (now Pope Leo XIV) election, people thought he was likely to be a bit more conservative than Pope Francis? I feel like I remember that and yet I certainly am not seeing that outcome.

Why the fuck is this fuckface campaigning in Hungary in the first place?

Okay so the clock's been set to five minutes to Armageddon instead of one. Right direction but not far enough.

It’s bad that our best hope right now is that the President is talking shit.

What the hell was that I saw in the sky tonight?

Watching Strong Bad Emails with my kids. Gotta raise them right.

Share a GIF from a horror movie you love.

Okay it’s hardly the point, but why is it that every company with a Tolkien inspired name is so dreadful?

Hi everyone! Don't be antisemites today. One of the best ways to do that is never to forget that the Romans killed Jesus! Not the Jews. Great job!

I mean a golf course pretty much is his church, innit.

Remember last Easter? How the day after, the pope died?

Guess it was inevitable with Easter coming. 😑

Feels like he’s just made another ad for the Dems.

It’s so weird how popular the name “Lily” is for cats, including my favourite cat ever. It’s like if you named a human “Cyanide”.

It's probably a bad sign if you have so many unread emails that they briefly made the Nazi dogwhistle number today.

Guy who killed the pope says what?

Ye find yeself in yon FASCISTIC and LATE-STAGE-CAPITALISTIC hellscape. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS. What wouldst thou deau?

Yesterday was Palm Sunday. I'm just thinking about how the gospels describe the events of that day. They seem reasonably plausible. There had been quite a few messianic claimants; there would be quite a few to come. (Bar Kochba would get even closer to achieving it, but Rome as usual.)

I've made it clear that I no longer particularly value the union of California with the other states* and increasingly view it as a 19th-century notion that has outlived its usefulness. If the Supreme Court rules in favour of the Trump administration, that union will become untenable.

Jewish friends, is it accurate to say that a Jew who willingly worships Shiva would be an apostate just like one who worships Jesus?

Writing cover letters sucks.

Zoom in on the buildings in the left background and you'll notice they don't look right. Some weird slopes like it was drawn crudely.

People who hate flashy jewelry have "No Blings" protests.

The four types of children (wrong answers only): CHEERLEADER! SO-AND-SO! WHAT’S HER FACE! THE UGLY ONE!

Spring Break Cancelled

If I think about Friday hard enough, will that will it into existence?

I have GOT to get a Portuguese egg tart or two.

Will it change things for us? Not especially. Is it funny as all get out? Fuck yeah.

Why does he have no principles.

Remind me not to fly until the next administration.

The military strategy here is clear enough: “We have no idea what the fuck we’re doing.”

The Holy Bible Way too much violence!

Almost all of the “Is America Ugly” dialogue is stupid troll feeding to be quite honest and our discourse would probably be better if we’d ignored the geogessr troll.

Must be getting close to Easter, sigh.

Next time the police ask for mire funding maybe we can ask why they keep losing money. Funny how people don’t do that.

You know I’m a strong proponent of nuclear energy. It is orders of magnitude safer than fossil fuels even if climate change is not factored in (and it should be factored in). But even I know this is a horrible approach. Regulations and enforcement thereof are why we can have safe nuclear power.

Fundamentally I do not like being alive. I would rather be otherwise. I keep it up out of obligation to my family and not because I think life is a gift to be treasured.

I have a Philip Glass joke. I have a Philip Glass joke. I have a Philip Glass joke. I have a Philip Glass joke. I have a Philip Glass joke. I have a Philip Glass joke. I have a Philip Glass joke.

The United States has an antisemitism problem.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be when you were a kid

My kids will thankfully never know the “joys” of trying to breathe when you’ve been exercising in Southern California smog. At least not like I did.

Seems something like this needs to happen.

Rape culture is an ugly hell of a drug.

Well this is horrid. It’s good all this came to light during her lifetime so she had the chance to speak out.

You said it, sis.

These fools hold up Mozart as the counterexample because his music was based on the Christian Mass. Mozart wrote a piece called "Lick Me in the Ass", you numbskulls.

Please no.

So we’re at the “the war is the Jews’ fault” stage already?