At some point, I hope these people realize that Judgement Day is an annual, non-apocalyptic event in the Jewish tradition.

I think they’re offering to turn you into an AI bot. Not sure why it takes a month to upload your consciousness.

It’s a common misconception that Pomeranians are happy due to the shape of their faces. As soon as you interact with one, you discover they’re seething balls of hatred who have chosen 1 human to not be the target of their ire. (Then again, that sounds pretty cathartic, so maybe they are happy.)

There comes a point where excessive, performative mourning starts to feel like mockery. When you start demanding countrywide memorial statues and claiming that someone getting shot was actually saving the broader crowd because of his godlike physique, you’ve reached that point.

Back when we were a real society, if we had relationship troubles we’d go online and ask total strangers with no vested interest in our happiness to judge our situation, as god intended.

Confusing? Or an opportunity for Christian antisemites to think Jews and pagans are teaming up against them? Only time will tell.

Antisemites are under the impression that I think I’m better than all non-Jews. I don’t think that way, but I do know that I’m a better person than the antisemites I interact with, and the misunderstanding just further fuels their misconceptions and persecution complexes.

I understand where you’re coming from, but the visceral part of Christian tradition it taps into is inherently antisemitic, and validating that part of the tradition instead of marginalizing it only serves to bolster antisemites. (1/2)

@jasonlehn.bsky.social your occasional reminder.

You know how annoying it is when hardcore evangelicals claim that all atheists are nihilists with no moral compass because morality comes from god? How that’s not a valid criticism because it’s just wrong? That’s the type of “criticism” Jews are usually objecting to. (1/2)

Hasn’t Dark Souls been doing this for 14 years? How can Nintendo patent it?

Why would you apologize for that? The whole point of Fast and the Furious is that they jumped the shark years ago and to complain about that is to be a killjoy.

Now, as always, political violence is unacceptable and we should work to reduce it in any way we can, from cooling down certain types of rhetoric to making it harder to get lethal weaponry in this country. Let’s not make this situation even worse.

If Code Pink hadn’t specifically worked to get Trump elected so he would do horrible things they would then have the chance to protest, their statements would have more weight.

Regurgitating decades-old debunked 9/11 truther arguments shortly after your cohost goes on Twitter and blames 9/11 on (((Mossad))) certainly is a choice.

It may only have two likes, but one of the likes is from the person I QT’d, so I consider this a win.

I’m glad they’ve gotten around to this. Good on Bluesky.

The sun only melted those wings because Icarus made it nervous. Don’t give the sun time to think about it and get cold feet. Take a direct approach.

Nobody goes for the frozen and reheated hells, these days. They’re a significantly lower-effort alternative without sacrificing much in the way of quality.

It’s like they’ve never even heard of Wow Now Entertainment.

I’m not currently a mutual of yours but I’d be more than willing to follow you if that’s what I need to do to read that chapter. It sounds really interesting.

It’s not my best work, but it’s the photo I could find and it’s definitely the right expression, if not the right angle.

“Actually, you’re wasting my time by challenging my assertion that Charlie Brown had hoes. He’s a fictional character. How dare you correct my assertions about him? No, I haven’t read Peanuts, but my claims about what’s in it are just as valid as someone who has.”

“Constitutional Crisis? What Constitution?” says Amy Coney Barrett over the sound of a paper shredder.

I vaguely remember the Democrats outlawing breasts in 2000, right before Bush Jr. took office. This checks out.

The Passion 2: Fred Christ

I think I’ve figured out why so many people are angry at the existence of Bluesky. Bluesky largely caters to a very specific demographic: internet addicts who would have tolerated Twitter’s increasing toxicity if there weren’t an alternative. (1/3)

Dr. Frankenstein spent so long trying to build his creation from corpses and the development of new technology, and here we have Mama Frankenstein just birthing a new species at will.

The US didn’t need Laura Loomer or Donald Trump in the 1930s and 1940s. They did a perfectly good job keeping Jews out and getting them killed at the hands of the Nazis without her.

Close, but you’ve got two mistakes here: 1) It was the High Priest who wore bells, not the Sanhedrin. That would have made court proceedings ridiculous. 2) The bells (and pomegranates) were attached to his robe, not his pants. (Either that or this is a typo. For what, I’m not sure.)

Powerful men should stop hanging around JD Vance. It’s bad for their health and he seems to know it.

Try using it even more. Maybe you’ll squick Satan out and get booted back to heaven.

Oh no! A partisan news outlet that touts itself as Fair and Balanced while reporting with an obvious bias?! What a Foxy maneuver.

“Luckily, My Arm is a Shotgun,” sounds like an absurdist sitcom. I know nothing about the actual game. This is based purely on the title.

Ruin a book by adding Tom Clancy's to the title: Tom Clancy’s Sense and Sensibility

They haven’t found Jesus yet, but they’re closing in.

Antisemites really think Jews have the luxury of “focusing on common enemies” and teaming up with people we know will stab us in the back while expecting us to take the front lines. It’s not actually reasonable to expect Jews to die for your sins, no matter what your favorite book says.

*Steadfastly refusing to learn* and *being right* are two very different things that often get confused for each other on social media.

If you demand that Jews speak out about any given issue before you treat them with basic human decency, you betray the same level of entitlement as Crusaders and Inquisitors. Just because your antisemitism has a new flavor doesn’t make your bigotry fundamentally different. (1/2)

“I’m less interested in whether you believe in G-d than whether you believe this oven is pure.” If you know you know.

@thesnarkygent.bsky.social good to see you again. It’s been a while. I see you’ve swapped out fury for monarchy.

You know what? Why not? Let’s start a “Rare Pepe” thread of a new variety. (Suggestions for specific edits are welcome.)

If the guy who pardoned the J6ers wants to charge people with RICO for supporting violent protests, I suggest he start with himself. (Also, you know, “George Soros funded the protests,” is an antisemitic dogwhistle.)

Anyone who claims that firebombing a synagogue isn’t antisemitic, or calls it a “false flag,” or “false antisemitic attack,” is either so astoundingly stupid they should be forever shushed when they opine on anything, or have an opinion of Jews that would make a good first impression on Goebbels.

Slightly diminish a band: No Direction

Slightly diminish a band: The Black-Eyed Pea

There’s a certain crowd on here that claims they only want to nuke Israel because they support the immediate destruction of all ethnostates. If you suggest they’re extreme you’re labeled as “having an emotional support ethnostate.” I don’t think they’d react well if you applied their logic to Iran.

A site for people seeking fresh wool? You mean Shornhub?

A site for babies still in the neonatal unit? You mean bornhub?

A site for sad poets to seek inspiration? You mean Forlornhub?