It's really fucking rude that the only way to report crimes is by going to the cops, one of the worst classes of human beings

If you wanna be deinfluenced from getting plastic surgery/cosmetic procedures, just watch any reality TV show + Stephanie Lange's YT videos

Jordan Ngatikaura once again proves he's one of the most insufferable, insecure men on the planet

What the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

What is or is not the subject of dispute in the Talmud, is a frequent subject of dispute in the Talmud.

what the fuck is even going on

I hope your brother is disappointed in you ☺️😚

Imagine being dumb enough to SA a friend who's been there for you emotionally, financially, and physically because you can't keep it in your pants. Then imagine being dumb enough to ADMIT TO THEM IN WRITING that what you did to them was SA and describe it in very specific detail. Couldn't be me

It's come to my attention that a lot of modern cars will turn their brights on and off automatically. Needless to say, I think this is stupid,

One of the most reassuring things I learned from Artemis II is that the public does give a shit about crewed space flight, they just don't care about SpaceX. When NASA does something it feels like a collective accomplishment of humanity. SpaceX? Not so much.

I trust journalists way more than cops and courts to investigate sexual violence allegations. When a thoroughly reported journalistic investigation comes out, like the ones about Eric Swalwell, I’ve seen enough. If you haven’t done this work you may be unaware of how much goes into it.

I put the bag in haggis

What is it about Eastern Orthodoxy and Catholicism that attracts adult male converts like no other

Anybody using "Abrahamic" when they mean "Christian" or advancing that line of bullshit can get the fuck gone. Jews & Muslims have enough problems right now without being asked to carry your upset at Evangelical bullshit.

They wag their tails like dogs when they see their favorite person 🥹

Substack coming tomorrow. I can't promise it'll be uplifting, but hopefully it'll resonate with a lot of people out there dealing with compounded trauma. substack.com/@eljaym

28-year-old me 14-year-old me 🤝 flirting with my friend by joking about being attracted to his brother

Whoever designed the legal shark stickers in Microsoft Teams... I wanna smooch you crazy style

My dad now has 2 masculine children who look like his wife instead of him 🤭

I'm no longer speaking to the only person I know irl who keeps up with the White Sox, so I'm just dumping all my Sox excitement here. Sorry not sorry.

LITERALLY WHAT IS HAPPENING

I love my terrible boyfriends (the Chicago White Sox)

THEY ARE ALL GETTING DIVORCED AND FUCKING MOVING TO LA I AM SO EXCITED FOR THEM

Is it a hate crime to schedule my Jewish cat's dental cleaning on April 20th

Bro needed this salary to pay for the worst sleeve of all time

A lot of your favorite artists protested the Iraq War by writing the weirdest albums you've ever heard

I just want to inject this song straight into my veins open.spotify.com/track/1gv7dU...

Too much straight smut out there. Probably because of republicans

Kat Abughazaleh is younger than me????

Excitedly texting my friends "Ooooh what should we do for Easter???" and realizing they'll all be with their families 😒🙄🫩

Getting a new menstrual cup feels like Christmas

Never fuck with a bitch who knows SEO

Just remember, whatever kind of week you've had, MomTok's week has been worse.

Yeah, ghosting is bad, blah blah blah, but if you do it to a total loser you can watch them spiral out in real time. Priceless.

Roses are redde Love ys a thinge

unemployed and gonna read the Talmud idgaf

Healing really is just rediscovering everything you loved when you were 14

Evergreen

People with OCD: please ignore this The rest of you: If you're AMAB and convinced you could never sexually assault anyone, so why bother with x or y, you've already made a fatal error and you're well on your way. Cheers!

SOX WIN, BITCH

I am SCARED for TFP's season of The Bachelorette

I said what I said.

If your name is Jeff and you are 54 years old and you live in Rio Rancho and you have a daughter who goes to college in AZ and you wear a cross necklace, congrats!! You are really bad at grooming people!!!

BRING BACK FULL LENGTH TV SEASONS!!!!!

Please help i am bored in the midwest on a Saturday night and all the fun ideas I have would either give me heartburn or send my enemies to therapy and I don't think I could deal with the guilt of that

Yeah man, everyone at the airport really needs to listen to you on your hour-long work call

Why do I feel like Adam Sandler is kinda good in the sack

This is the first breakup I've had where my head has gone almost totally quiet afterwards. I think it's a combo of treating OCD with antidepressants for ~9 months and getting out of a stressful relationship. I genuinely don't know the last time my mind was this empty. Maybe in the womb??

If you're wondering what a gut feeling looks like, sometimes it shows up as the most intense heartburn you've felt in your life because you just choose to keep living in denial for some reason (I want to die,)