"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."

Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely

LAWRENCE KRAUSS: Jeffrey Epstein was a brilliant guy whose friendship enriched my mind and my life. EPSTEIN'S EMAILS: dirtee dog (aka pres d . TRump) better wahtc out , or i might do girls (young!!) again and looop him Back into it haHa

It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.

The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.

One day the US will have to face the shame and horror of what has happened here: that a cabal of wealthy people have elevated a monster into the most powerful person in the world www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...

People were posting Crow's version of the Edmund Fitzgerald song from MST3K's Gorgo ep to me yesterday, which I remembered well. But I'd totally forgotten that shortly before that I made a Robert Maxwell (father of Ghislaine!) joke. Weird. youtu.be/zcfHEABl_Ko?...

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ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme

My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

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if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile

there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too

This Zoom could have been a remote psychic attack

Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.

if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)

dawg not the steakhouse wedding font

one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked

That little guy on the right in the green sweater is Mark Ruffalo, who made his film debut in Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance. It was all downhill for him from there.

you can convincingly portray this whole financialized AI edifice as a mortgage crisis-style house of cards without even mentioning that the fundamental product is unreliable, based on outright theft, and people don’t like it.

It's objectively funny losing your podcaster husband and rebounding with the Vice President of the United States and everyone considers it a lateral move at best.

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Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre- or post-Crisis continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.

Tonight, people who are weaker, slower, and dumber than you will deliver bags of treats to your very doorstep. Seize this moment

"A.i." is controlled by right wing billionaires who are channeling bullshit into your brains. Do not use it.

if you are looking for something to watch tonight (or even this weekend) and you have Hulu, I really, really recommend diving into The Lowdown I wrote about it a few weeks ago when it premiered and I stand by just about all of it type-click-type.ghost.io/you-guys-got...

When he's finally gone, there is going to be this flood of books and tell all interviews from Republicans about how hard it was to be a Republican in Washington during this time and I am going to be galatically furious about it.

Impossible to overstate how much Tolkien would hate Elon Musk and his industrial tech empire. Tolkien didn’t even like trains. Regular ass steam engine TRAINS.

And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job

They ask you questions. And the first questions are very easy. Is this...and it's not an even a whole picture, just like a what do you call it? A shadow...is this a Constitution Class vessel? Okay, sure. But then they get harder. Intrepid? Yes or no. Excelsior? Galaxy? AOC doesn't know

Hope you nerds like the word “glorious”

Seeing a lot of people hating from outside the club right now. As if you'd be able to do a better job building the national ballroom/event space that we've needed for hundreds if not in fact thousands of years.

"My friends didn't vote for that. They were simply voting for the psychopath who tried to use a mob to murder the U.S. Congress. That is the good man they voted for"

The pod save guys are materially culpable for Trump and they still get online and talk like this. It's unbelievable.

I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.

as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility

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12-year-old Occupied Government

I honestly think it's just that he doesn't talk down to people. His great innovation is to not treat the voters like contemptible idiots he has to deceive.

Optical Illusion is an apex-level dumb guy phrase. I have it on the same tier as Social Experiment and For All Intensive Purposes (sic).

Our government is currently run by 12 year-olds and extremely divorced middle aged men and, somehow, extremely divorced 12-year old middle aged men.

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Consumer-facing "A.i." fucking sucks and you're embarrassing yourself if you pass it off for your actual thoughts.