SEAN: You once said Francis Ford Coppola giving you the keys to the One from the Heart soundtrack changed your career. How did curating a soundtrack for a film titan force you to take more risks? TOM WAITS: Awwhhckk (coughing) awhell christ awhell sean awfkghhkk how is this only the fifth wing

This tweet is so popular that if you look it up on Google, it's plastered all over dropshipper slop. Now that's culture.

Project Hail Mary (2026): We need more buddy movies where one of the buddies is mineral. Great chemistry.

Just shot some humans at the moon. Heads up, moon.

17 minutes to launch, go find the livestream!

I am concerned that @jayabe2.bsky.social may have gotten me hooked on this. www.maptap.gg April 1 100🎯 97🔥 94🏅 98🎯 95🏅 Final score: 964

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Playing off unclear antecedents is a good bit

$95 per month

Uh what

For the first time since 2005 the Illinois Fighting Illini are heading the men's Final Four !!! #MarchMadness

This is great.

a legend right here

I had somehow missed the news that NASA is about to send astronauts to the moon for the first time in over 50 years.

We took 92 antiprotons out for a road trip, and no one died. Good job, humans.

Who will be the first gamer president?

I know @nuala.bsky.social was anxious about writing this story bc... how do we convince people that a story about an immigrant and HS senior making coffee is worth reading? but Oaklanders doing cool/fun shit for the community rarely get this kind of coverage, IMO www.coyotemedia.org/meet-holinda...

Biggest illegitimate Goomba stack

He took Gray off, that's very funny

A viral video about a man named Solomon Fairfax, who earned the nickname the "Grim Reaper" of Charleston after spending years killing slaveholders, has hundreds of thousands of likes and shares. There’s just one problem: Solomon Fairfax doesn't exist

Wise words on dip. You really do have to appreciate the large amount of inherent combinatorial possibility.

We exist in an ocean of slop now (🎁)

Metal

@cjzero.bsky.social Super enthusiastic VCU flutist, if you get a chance?

Just remembered a guy: Vai Sikahema

Paul Bettany?

I'm finding it difficult to manage my addiction to groceries

A reminder that the Academy shamelessly and wrongly fired a lot of its archivists variety.com/2024/film/ne...

My favorite fast food marketing bit is "We know our food really sucked. We swear we fixed it!" Hey, it actually worked for Domino's.

going to the special movie theater where text flashes at the bottom of the screen that says DO THIS when something i’m supposed to do is happening, and flashes DON’T DO THIS when i’m not

Richy gonna keep us up. Love him

Rooting for Penn in the Ivy League tournament title game against Yale because Penn is "the little guy"

I think it's important for you all to know that today is National Rueben Sandwich Day, and that the Rueben most likely originated in Omaha. Thank you, Omaha.

Just saw a woman on the sidewalk grab her hair and sneeze into it. Interesting.

Yes, have some.

Some nights, you can't miss. Worth remembering.

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

I am really surprised that someone this prominent in the NBA is saying this. At the same time, I guess I'm not surprised that the person saying it is Steve Kerr. Good for him. Heck, I'd say cut the schedule by 20 games.

Do bloopers still exist. Do people still call funny mistakes "bloopers"

I search neglected spaces for heritage objects; you collect junk. Too bad.

Yes. And some people will finish the long ones too, and it's also worth serving those people well. Here's a good long one, enjoy. (🎁)

This is a hilarious way to put it: "Some upper-management issues forced Jackson out of Chicago"

Lehigh men's basketball to the Patriot League finals off this BANGER (Credit: Lehigh/Twitter)

Oh, was somebody good at something while also being a bad person? Why don't you make a podcast about it? Why don't you write a book about it? Am I watching old WWF episodes right now? That's not relevant. I want you to answer the question.

"Because local newsrooms are so strapped, they are turning for assistance on the news making process in every direction." Gonna have to nominate this one for a Shamsy, @girinathan.bsky.social.

I just got this scene in my head for some reason, and that was pretty nice.

Current theory of the case that Tottenham are as bad as they are right now because of a single, cascading injury crisis they have failed to deal with adequately for 2.5 years

March 2, 1962: The Warriors' Wilt Chamberlain finishes with 100 PTS (36-63 FG/28-32 FT) and 25 REB in a 169-147 win over the Knicks in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Also for Philadelphia (47-29), Guy Rodgers had 11 PTS/20 AST. Richie Guerin scored 39 PTS to lead New York (27-46).