Whoops.

Theres a big, attractive man wearing a puppy collar in the gym doing arm exercises next to me. The things I would let him do to me. 🥵🥵

I wanna start regularly roller skating again. Like really badly. Does anyone know any other queer skaters in Manchester? I wanna get into park/bowl skating especially, but would just be happy getting back on skates again regularly in any capacity tbh. Does anyone want lessons? I’m a good teacher! 😅

Ass thread 🍑 See a butt, quote a butt

Save me Gym Air Conditior. You're my only hope

I know its hot, and we're all melting here in the UK, but spare a thought for the used, sweaty jockstrap sellers on the internet. It must make their jobs a hell of a lot easier!

Listen to the man! He's bloody great at photos!

Happy Hump Day from the gym showers! (Oxfprd Rd. End cubicle. All welcome.) #HHD

A card for @nickafterdark.bsky.social, perhaps?

Hi, this is Mento_Alt from your darkest fears, and you're matching My Slow, Predictable Descent Into Madness......

Explain a nightmare in 3 words: Starring Devin Franco

Remember, Sluts: its father's day this weekend. Get those nudes just right over the next few days to send to your Daddies on the day itself.

Just realised I was using locker 69 at the gym. Its giving me ideas in the shower...

Gym session completed. Shower time. Who's joining me?

Somehow, the Northerner in me needs this 🥵

Worked up a sweat at the gym. Anyone free for other, more intimate and intense forms of cardio?

Meet me in the café bathroom? Room for at least one more...c

You'll have to speak up! I'm wearing a towel!

I feel like soft dicks don’t get the love they deserve, wanna start a soft dick thread w/me 👉🏻👈🏻

Who was your first porn crush? Probably some American studio like Cesar or something. BUT: the first I can remember buying for the guy on the cover was Chris Cooke.

Drag king name: Bob Downonit

Agreed. DMs are as open for applications as my legs.

Rt if you like nerdy boys 😏💦

Felt peachy after the gym today.

Back on my bullshit, but in the most hockey mask coloured jock I own, in deference to Friday the 13th:

New Gay High Holy Day just dropped. 🍑🍽️

Oops. My pants fell down. Give a gay a hand? 🥺

Regular sexual health checks, and the guys that do it are sexy.

The number of oomfs I need to see in thos costume/pose....

I'll be in the end cubicle if you're interested. I'll be ready for you. All of you.

Gym done.

All sweaty after the gym. Anyone joining me for a shower?

Fruit 🍓

Celebratory #FCF tease

*frantically practices today's Sign for the Day*

I strongly, *strongly* endorse this truth.

Gym done, I'm determined to make my ass look good, but I think Ill feel it in my thighs tomorrow after those squats. Might have been easy if it was squatting on someone's face.....

I don't know if I'm on Santa's Naughty List, or his Nice List. All I want is to be on someone's To Do List.

Did a gym. Did a shower. Did a photo. I await validation.

Heh. Nice.

Leader, looking at the alt account:

who wants in?

[Generic Ass Picture Caption]

Introduce yourself with five "animals" you've seen in the wild (Canal St edition): Bears Otters Silver Wolves Puppies Piggies (And quite a few Snakes as well...)

As a compromise: my bare knees can touch the grass whilst I swallow the dick? Me and who?

If you are lucky enough to see this man on his birthday: buy him (and his man) a drink for me x

Can you imagine walking into the bathroom and seeing this? I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven!

Jocktober. Gone, but not forgotten. Like Scrooge and Christmas, I promise I will honour Jocktober in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

THIS. 👇👇👇👇

Its @tlaumast.bsky.social