That time of the week.

Bored.

I offer you this photo with zero artistic merit. Please like it nonetheless.

Always happy to oblige, @londonlycra.bsky.social

Been busy all day, but bored now. Any suggestions for what can come out of the archive tonight?

Slippery.

Some unusually soft tones.

Rather pleased with this one. What do you think?

Softie Saturday.

Socks and cocks.

Okay, timeline cleanse. Everyone who sees this post, quote post 5 things that make you happy 🏃‍♂️ Running 🪴 Gardening 🤫 Peace and quiet ✈️ Discovering new places 🧱 Lego

Tired now.

Ok, I’m going to get out of the bath and continue this nonsense. Shall I share more?

Thighs

Massive run requires hot bath 🛁

Resting 😌

Terrible lighting, but you don’t mind, do you?

Saturday softie. But not for long.

I’m anticipating having a massive wank tonight and my dick is throbbing already.

Ok. Cut the grass, been to the library, got Coke from Tesco, had a haircut. What’s next, Mrs Landingham?

Alex, Berlin

🧎🏻 www.instagram.com/fjulien

Done nothing tonight, but not feeling guilty about it.

High art and a fat cock. #FCF

I’m totally going down a conspiracy rabbit hole.

I’m always told I need to do more standing up. What do you think?

Earlier.

I cannot tell you how much more I got done this weekend, simply by deleting social media from my phone.

Blooming marvellous.

I mean, just wow.

A nice night all round.

Today’s last though. As I finished my run yesterday, I saw the most gorgeous man in the crowd. He’d already finished, and was so beautiful I stared as I dashed past. Then we walked past each other later. So if you ran the Scottish half on Sunday, and are incredibly gorgeous, please let me know!

Would you just look at that 😍😍😍

I believe they say: Me and who???

I would do anything to have a photoshoot like this. (Also to have that body, but you can’t have everything)

The view from my room was amazing.

Hot 🥵