I find this red incredibly hot.

A day of coughing and sneezing was *just* what I needed. Couldn’t be happier right now.

#mcm #monochromemonday

I’m taking the day off sick, so I’m going to have a wank and fall straight back to sleep…

It’s been a long day. Goodnight, friends.

I’ve spent the afternoon eating sweet stuff and drinking Coke Zero and, reader, I do not feel very well.

No long run for me today, sadly, as I’m feeling rotten and it would be a very bad idea to try. Shame, when it’s such a nice day.

Plenty to choose from.

I don’t think this gives too much away! It’s nice to show it off, thanks.

Flowers AND standing; Consider it a treat! 😂

Against my better judgement - because I’m quite clearly ill now and should be in bed - I’m thinking of delving into the archives. Let’s hear some suggestions, see what I can find…

I had to think about this as I felt there was nothing to say, but then I remembered - beside a volcano in Lanzarote! 🤣🌋🔥💦 Maybe not naughty, but exotic! ngl.link/freddiefigtr...

I’m tired and ill and horny, but I just resisted the urge to pimp myself out on Instagram. Round of applause for me.

A very good morning to all my thirst seeking accomplices.

Tag yourself

Have another #FCF

Finally, I can sit down. I’ve run 42km this week, swam this morning. I think I’m getting a cold. I want to eat the fridge, but I know I’m just dehydrated so am drinking and trying to resist. Anyone got weekend plans?

#FCF, my way.

Week 4! 🏊‍♂️🩲💙 (Pushed on even though I’m not feeling great this morning)

#Fursday for you.

Who was it that was asking about my post run pants?…

💙💙💙

Read a book or masturbate?

This time next year, Rodney, we’ll be millionaires. ngl.link/freddiefigtr...

Mr Curvy

Should be working.

God I really need to fuck someone. Good morning.

Night night.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again - if you’re close to Edinburgh you can let me me know!

What for, exactly?

Just checked in on this. Nope, not at the moment you can’t. ngl.link/freddiefigtr...

Oh you cheeky little…

Alright, I’m looking for recommendations for non-alts I might enjoy following. Or feeds or whatever else works on Bluesky. Could be the LGBTs, running, Lego, art, travel, photography, books. Ta!

Oh. Oh my.

For the first time since, oh, October, I’m just about on top of things at work. And boy am I not getting much done today! I’m allowed one day, right??

#mcm #monochromemonday Get your hands in there…

This Dad is committed

Can’t decide what to do for the rest of the night. I *should* make a start on photo sorting and exercises. But I *want* to do some colouring and watch The Cottage again.

Sun-day. How has yours been? Mine’s been alright, few more jobs done, and only needed to do a short run which was nice.

#SNS Saturday Night Silliness

I have important but not yet urgent life admin to do, and it’s at least making me do everything else to avoid it. Cleared out my wardrobe. Going to start on the garage after lunch.

It’s times like this, when I’m totally horned up, that I regret my decision to be slightly less explicit 😂

Morning gang! How are we this morning?

Just did 10k in 59.32. Again, nothing amazing, but it is for me. Been a long time since I managed under an hour. Progress. 🏃‍♂️🥵☺️

Week 3 🏊‍♂️🩲💙

The pilates has done me in, fyi.

It’s ridiculous that this body can run a marathon but barely complete 25 mins of bodyweight exercises. Now for Pilates.

It’s so cold, the socks stay on. #fursday

I’m also feeling pissed off about not being able to lose any weight.