Today is really not going to plan!

Having a bit of a meh night. The other half has pissed me off, I’m still coughing with a cold. Might read for a bit.

Wednesday.

My last little dream time before waking up was thinking about my unrequited love in Australia 18 years ago… (I quickly transitioned to being on a ferry to Bute and riding the escalators at the ferry terminal for no apparent reason, so it’s all relative).

I love this little world right now. It’s another place to escape.

Goodnight, sleep well 😴

I get really easily annoyed on here when people diss something I like just because they don’t. “Each to their own, but…” simply demonstrates you do not, in fact, understand that to be true.

I had high hopes for this afternoon and I’ve done ZILCH.

Always a joy to revisit this set. #mcm #monochromemonday

As an aside, last night I got sent possibly the hottest pics I’ve ever received, and I’m obsessed. Can’t stop looking at them.

I’ll just say I had a lovely morning, and leave it at that.

My legs hurt. Pain is just weakness leaving the body.

I had to laugh when I tidied up and inadvertently summed up much of my life on one tray… 🧶🧱📚🏒

With thanks to all of you for always cheering me on. If you want more context for why I’m so chuffed, read ⬇️

Guys, I only went and SMASHED MY HALF MARATHON PERSONAL BEST!!!!!!! I’m ecstatic!!! 🏅🏃‍♂️🏅🏃‍♂️🏅🏃‍♂️🏅

Oh do fuck off. Go find yourself someone with a big dick and zero personality, sounds like that might keep you entertained.

I’m absolutely knackered. Just pottering for an hour or so before an early night. Fire away. ngl.link/freddiefigtr...

With apologies to the person who’s looking for a willy warmer, I’ve been busy with another project. Reader, you get everything on this account!

Morning. I’m in a bit of a grump. I have a half marathon tomorrow morning, but I’ve had a cold building and I feel grotty this morning. I’ll still do it, but I was hoping to test and push myself a bit and I probably won’t manage that now.

Hangovers and work commitments mean I’ve only been swimming every other week for a little while, but hopefully I’m back on it now.

Oiled up and working hard.

New shoes day!! 😁😁😁

I cannot tell you how hot I find this. I’m looking forward to being able to do the same soon 😈

Who wants some?

Assume something about me and I'll tell you if it's true or not.

Was going to watch a programme before bed, but I don’t think I’m going to get very far.

I’ve got a banging sore head and feel really tired.

Texty Tuesday! Took me a pure age to get through the first half of this, then tore through the second half once I actually made an effort to finish it.

Bit of a late #mcm #monochromemonday

Massive run completed. Training on track. Not doing much else now!

If only my sex life was this filthy.

There are a couple of people I’m silly enough to follow (and it’s not anyone I ever speak to) who are really gorgeous but I know for sure are as boooooring as hell.

Like a baby’s arm.

Good morning, happy Saturday!

Just made my to do list for the weekend. It has 17 things on it, with point 17 expanding into the 6 things (so far) needed at the shops. I shall keep you posted (occasionally). Goodnight.

I’m going to start chucking this out there a few time - I’m off to Madrid in a few weeks. Any recommendations or advice?

I thought this one might tickle your fancy. Happy #FCF

What. A. Morning. You’d never believe it if I told you. If anyone can guess I’ll get my cock out! 🤣

I’m knackered and my diet and exercise have fallen off the wagon this week. I’ve forced myself to do my workout because I am determined to be as hot as possible for summer holidays, and because I think you deserve a photo of me looking hot right now. You’re very welcome.

So much hump.

Not sure what’s wrong with me today. Not interested. Not focused.

Something is up with my Discover feed this morning!

Snuggles needed.

Urgh, should have run at lunchtime. I’m not going out in that.

Evening. I had to do some work tonight, so I’m a bit late on the go. Hope you’ve had a good day. Here’s my #monochromemonday - I always liked this one. #mcm

Morning boys. Just a quick one, but badly needed. Feels so good.

Well, what a busy day. Time for tea. Time for a bath. Time for bed. Goodnight, Freddie.

Plus, look at the cool ice I saw. Isn’t nature amazing?