I have ordered that it is not cheating to add tallow to your brisket if you also rendered the tallow from a different brisket. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

You know what I dislike more than DST? Talking about DST.

I'm not gonna pretend my minivan is small and efficient, but it's a lot better than the Escalades that the suburban moms love to drive and park horribly.

The man has no ability to link consequences and choices, and I don't know how someone can get rich with that attitude... Which sure lends a lot of credence to the dementia theory.

This makes me wonder, what is the best movie I started off hating? First to mind is "Dude, Where's my car?" But I feel like there have to be others.

Oh shit

Markwayne, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

I do agree with this. I get a House member going along with it, but a safe-seat senator?

This is why I get real squeamish when people start saying kids need to have access to the internet so they can be exposed to information their parents deny them. Oh yeah, what if that "information" is coming from Andrew Tate? Should I not be able to block that access?

The best advice I ever got from a dishwasher was "take the squeeze cap off the bottle of Jet Dry before pouring it." Why is that squeeze cap even there????

If you believe Platner is married to a Jewish woman, never mentioned it in interviews, never leaked it to surrogates, *and* she never saw or mentioned his tattoo to him, I have a bridge etc etc etc.

My 11-year-old told me that Pearl Jam unplugged is, and I quote, "butt." And I'm just supposed to continue feeding and clothing her now?

Reminder that we had months of hearings when 4 Americans died in Benghazi.

it's super easy to blame kids these days, but my observation is that the kids like old rock music. So maybe it's just that people aren't making good rock music anymore? Except Pearl Jam. They still are. But like, who else is? Most 90s rock bands literally stopped making new music and just tour.

I told y'all this was the kind of election year to toss bad incumbent Dems. Because it's the kind of year where the incumbent advantage isn't going to be needed to win the general. Big chance to make changes.

The bailiff from night court?

I have really enjoyed the first two episodes of the Scrubs reboot. It was a difficult needle to thread but so far so good.

This is proof that the people making decisions in Iran *today* are still total dickheads. We've accomplished nothing.

Consequences so far (in no order) - 3 US jets shot down - Iranian school hit and kids killed - Gasoline up ~15% - oil tanker burned - (likely) terrorist attack in TX - multiple strikes on allies None of this had to happen

Alright Greg, which one is it? Having problems with your site for some reason?

Trump is a horrible person and starting another war is awful and I condemn it without reservation. Not one part of this is acceptable. But Iranian leadership is also awful and murderous and if you think cheering for Iran to kill Americans is the right move here you're gonna get a rapid block.

Beef liver is more expensive than ground beef? Am I losing my mind here?

Aw man. He wrote some good stuff.

SA is denying any changes to their policies wrt gender and membership. Unequivocally. I will let you know if I hear differently.

Why is my rhubarb already coming up ahhhhhhhhh

Pick one member of Fleetwood Mac. Their songs are the only Fleetwood Mac songs you can listen to for the rest of your life, who do you pick?

Are BlueSky servers exploding?

My favorite sandwich in the entire world comes from there. Going to need to make a trip home and grab one before they close. My first house was walking distance.

Dude looks like be walked into a Macy's with a picture of Duke from GI Joe and said "I want this look."

I really do not think people understand the practical reality of what a rule like this would do. It put girls in boys troops, or force most troops to just go coed to avoid the massive amount of rules confusion this will cause. It doesn't even do what he wants it to do.

This costco double chocolate mint Sunday is ABSURDLY good.

It remains wild to me the amount of mental gymnastics they have to do to pivot from "all lives matter" to "Democrats are for they/them." Just not even enough brain cells to notice the contradiction in ideology.

Hegseth CANNOT win this fight. It's an existential fight for Scouting America. If they cave to even a modicum of the ask here, they cease to exist. Half of their support base vanishes. And because SA has rural and municipal bases that work together, he gets immediate backlash from *everyone.*

My phone says it's raining???

Sorry, if you're mad about loot boxes you also need to be mad about baseball cards and MTG. So, pick your path.

If you put 1G in it when they are born and aim for ~$250 per month AND make 6% interest, you will get to 100G when they are 18. We haven't been able to be that consistent for our kids for most of their lives but also the market has beaten 6% for us so we're doing OK.

Knives out.

The only maxxing I'm interested in is TJ.

I agree that this decision comes with consequences, and is "bad" in that respect. But I don't agree that the decision is wrong. I think the law is wrong, but the court made a reasonable interpretation of the law. The law that decided the case is just a bad law and should be repealed.

All of the best Avs players were on the Canadian team. Are they still probably chuds? I mean, they are hockey players. But at least I don't have to hear about it.

Dudes will literally call Twitter the "commons" when it has half as many daily visitors as the CookieSwirlC YouTube channel.

This is not quite the correct dichotomy. It's "in season" vs "not in-season." Your grocery store has amazing peaches... For like 3 weeks sometime in July. You won't know when it is unless you just buy peaches periodically. But look for the origin info on the fruit and stop buying out of season.

A bunch of people really showing me who they are, deep down, with the grapefruit hate this morning.

If you come to my house, ring my doorbell and tell me to stop being mean to your friend you can't immediately follow it up by telling me I'm irrelevant and no one cares what I think. That doesn't even make sense.

The theme of the Italian closing ceremony seems to be "weird"

It hurts a little to cheer against Canada with all the Avs on the roster, but we do hard things in this household.

The article literally does not say this. 1) Discord did not use persona. They scraped the entire idea before it happened. 2) the *analysis code* existed on a government server, because it got leaked. None of the data did.

I have believed for a LONG time that we are eventually going to identify video games, especially puzzle ones but also twitchy games, as good for our brain. Anything you find yourself going "that's so hard right now, I have to get the muscle memory down for it" probably falls into this bucket.

"What if... his religious identity changes" is the kind of thing only an atheist would say.