Hell is where everyone knows your name, like Cheers but with less John Ratzenberger.

Some good news!

A real Maine experience this past Sunday....

Top shelf Maine-specific pun to name a restaurant.

Our 20th anniversary dinner, preceded by a lovely hike, was uninterrupted by the rapture. Conveniently, the restaurant staff and partons were all sinners.

Dam.

Also, really rude for the rapture to happen on my anniversary. Thankfully, spouse is still here, but dinner could be ruined.

Arrived yesterday for our 20th anniversary trip...

Truly the GOAT at the top of his game

When @chrisraccoons.bsky.social and I are on the same thread:

Hey, @sentimentbot.bsky.social, what do you make of us?

Gonna start the rumor that Hulu is short for Huey Lewis and then pronounce it accordingly.

Sriracha is... fine, but doesn't belong in most of the places it's being used "creatively."

We figure another 2-3 days before Robert Redford isn't above-average in attractiveness?

We figure another 2-3 days before Robert Redford isn't above-average in attractiveness?

Our Google News feed keeps showing us watches and we're pretty sure that's @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com fault

one of the big things that happened in the background that a lot of people didn't see was the Groyper Wars - Fuentes and Kirk were beefing, Fuentes controls a bunch of insane white twinks who were intimidating everyone at conservative events

Isn't it great when someone likes an old post, and you go back and realize you used to be funny? Not you, @jcsalterego.bsky.social, but the rest of us, anyhow.

I mean it’s good to complete the five stages of grief but he might have waited until after lunch

In case anyone was wondering why all our homies don't like Gavin Newsom

Spouse: I wildly misunderstood what they meant by "sexual harassment training" and think I might be in trouble. Who knew someone so terminally offline had the soul of a poster?

therapist: can you think of a time you experienced gaslighting? me:

When you're not using it, it crushes down to take up hardly any space at all....

Me too, bear. Me too.

This one is specifically for @hulcricket.bsky.social, but anyone else is free to enjoy it

Made chicken chili verde, which tastes better than it looks

Cheese should not be made of human skin.

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

Trying to get comfortable on an airplane.....

PSA: Hyatt's house brand bourbon is pretty okay by the second old fashioned.

Every afternoon we've been here, storms roll in over the mountains and it's incredibly beautiful

Papers/Mad When did we get to the point of shortcuts of @dril.bsky.social classics?

We definitely did a double take, @badposter.lol

We definitely did a double take, @badposter.lol

You may or may not need the context, but this is so very very true

Cracker Barrel is just Waffle House for people who can’t throw a chair or a decent punch.

With their love of the "pegging game," is anyone actually surprised? 😅

new bit is saying “so you finally decided to apologize” when anyone walks up to me

Now is a good time to let people know that Shrimpoluminescence is a real thing and doesn't NECESSARILY mean your shrimp are radioactive. ui.adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2001APS....

Huh, doesn't say anything about being a scaredy-cat jackass as an exception, so he's confessing to an illegal act?

Drrrrrrragonfly, with extra Arrrrrrr

What did you call me?!?

So, uh, what's a Selfie?

One of the many "helpful" services we provide to our online friends

Our vacation is also off to a good start, but no wildlife to speak of.

In hindsight, Mein Kampf wasn't actually the ideal training set for an LLM