They just keep killing people and lying about it. Everybody involved in this criminal organization needs to be prosecuted.

the only reason i can see to get upset at the way evil people are talked about after they die is that you're worried the same will happen to you. ti which case id say change what you're doing that you're worried people will hate you for and leave the rest of us alone

Guy who looks like Don Knotts after a 5 day juice cleanse: This country is in the throes of a masculinity crisis caused by liberal politics

Iranian media god damn

the fact that our elites cannot, ever, just call a thing what it is will be the death of this society. he was a vicious, antisocial scumbag. his crimes are literally legion. if the opposition can't vocalize that what good are they? and werent they trying to jail this loser? grow a pair

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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say lindsey graham died from smoking a cigar because the cigar exploded in his face and his pants and socks and underwear flew off and then he dropped the cigar on his penis which also exploded. don’t say stuff like that

This Swiss team is the 2025 Oklahoma Sooners football team. Absolute pervert ball

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

Good thing Sam Altman would never stoop so low as to sell investors on space datacenters

when I hear “VAR”

Thank you as always to Soccer Computer for making the cool thing not happen retroactively

Liberals will tell you that shaming fascists somehow prevents the authentic dialogue that would make them change. Meanwhile, fascists themselves say that one of the things that most discourages them from carrying on as fascists is feeling the utter contempt and revulsion of everyday people.

dumbass nazi getting a boot up his ass

@bencollins.bsky.social gonna need a rainbow infowars mug

GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag https://theonion.com/gop-allies-claim-they-met-with-mitch-mcconnell-inside-body-bag/

we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt

is so wild to get what feel like daily push notifications about the status of trump's iran ceasefire/deal that never really existed and never happened, as though the ceasefire or opening of the strait was ever a real thing

have any of these guys ever practiced soccer or what

How about we eliminate both of these teams

I would simply kick the ball into the goal, not over it by the height of a clydesdale at the withers

The U.S.-Iran ceasefire (2026-2026)

The Driving Crooner

I like how every far right party has realizes all they need to do is weaponize the mid life crisis bsky.app/profile/core...

have you ever met a fan before

There's a part in the book "Careless People" where the author beats Zuck at Settlers of Catan, and he is absolutely wrecked by it. Someone pulls her aside to explain everyone else has been letting him win for years. I think about this a lot re: why tech bros think everyone will love AI chatbots.

People who spiral out overusing LLM chatbots are really just experiencing the kind of brain-damaging stream of unconditional validation that’s always been the norm for the hyper-wealthy, which explains a lot.

It is seriously alarming how many of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people are just screamingly mentally unwell in deeply toxic, dangerous ways.

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

The liquor cabinet is over there. The keys to the Bentayga are in the skull of Rasputin we keep over there on that table. Dinner is at seven. Until then, I’m gonna need you to make low-skill word association in people’s mentions. It’s saving the world.

We weren’t sure, but then you replied to a post including the word “bankruptcy” with a low-res GIF of Michael Scott yelling “bankruptcy.” That’s when we knew, son.

We noticed you replied with an image or reference related to the original post only by sharing a single word in common. The world needs men like you. Congratulations, and welcome to the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Happy Independence Day, from the god Jack Handey.

Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish https://theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despite-presence-of-irish/

FUCK

This shit must hit so hard if you’re handsome and worldly

Happy 4th of July

I would simply not kick the ball three stories over the crossbar

"The Pope is the puppet of the Chinese authoritatian government" is a take you would make if you made billions by drinking paint.

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THERAPIST: Chili Vision isn’t real. It can’t hurt you. CHILI VISION:

The Supreme Court's job is to punish the country

The idea that Trump wouldn't have used this as a mandate and willy nilly rounded up every first-generation non-white American by the end of the year had ONE person's vote gone differently is delusional. Things would've gotten very hot very fast.

i think it's good to live in a country where one of the two political parties can't read and the other party is copying their homework