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Report Leading Cause Of Death In U.S. Is God Needing Another Angel

shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights

linkedin job history Chief AI Officer Dec. 2024- Present | Chief NFT Officer Feb. 2023 - Dec. 2024 | Chief Metaverse Officer Jun. 2022 - Feb. 2023

“I disagree with everything he said but I love him because he’s not actually talking about me!”

Starting to have concerns that this person is not a super genius

the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything

ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.

This is exactly what I do upon finishing a podcast

Indiana won the Big Ten

How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:

“Is six-seven fatigue real? A new study casts doubts, but parents of young children insist it’s real.”

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Pointing at the sign that says There Has Never Been A Better Time In History To Be A Complete Dipshit

has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane

A Grinch bit him. The transformation has already begun

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen someone put a medal on themselves

I'm creating a college football world peace prize and giving it to Diego Pavia.

"more children should die" is a cornerstone tenet of American conservatism

To address the rumors: yes, I was invited to be part of the NYT DealBook Summit, but I declined after I was told I would not be allowed to show the uncensored Tip Drill music video.

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

Hillary Clinton? The warmonger who lost a national election to a game show host whose casinos went bankrupt?

This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake

A general observation I'd make is that this administration seems much more interested in asserting it's doing things in Youtube preroll ads and in Posts than in actually putting in the boring work of building and managing functioning national-scale programs.

more like american canto writeo

For people who aren’t in software sales- quotas don’t go down. In fact, in many cases your reward for exceeding quota is getting your quota raised

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/

I need @aiannucci.bsky.social to do a Veep-style show about a Lane Kiffin-style coach

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

It’s a great strategy- they correctly identified that school administrators as a whole tend to be the most incompetent and unprincipled people and this ripe for influence vis bad faith astroturfing

the primary thing that TPUSA provides to young conservatives is a blueprint for weaponizing the abject cowardice of university administrators against individual teachers and instructors, and university admins should take a long look in the mirror and think about what that says about them

Which one could it be

The thing about AI anime dubs and AI Actor Tilly Norwood and AI music is just the fucking disrespect, this is what your industry thinks can replace you and it’s not even good. It’s not even a thing you look at with dread at how the computer has replaced Man, it just sucks ass lol it just blows

Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.

Confirmed: Earlier this morning a photog overheard agents inside the parking garage say “dismissed,” believed to be calling off their planned mass raid. A source tells me they had planned for *hundreds* of agents to flood Canal St. They got flooded instead.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Tomorrow I will defeat my family.

It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷