Anyways I'm too busy to get to the wedding Don junior. Working on some documents.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Mamdani is going to start an arms race of elected officials actually doing good things for their constituents. It's going to infuriate most Democrats who prefer to tell their voters to fuck off while texting for dollars.

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Okay but I don't *want* a conversational agentic experience, I really do want a list of links ranked for relevance by a basic algorithm, ideally 100 per page.

"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"

In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

Unclear what if anything would get these freaks to stop acting like someone else is in charge of the government

Yes, I want to see most or perhaps all of these scumbags in prison. But I gotta be honest: I look at the Democratic Party and I don't see more than a handful of people with the integrity and fortitude to make that happen.

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Zzzzzzz

Retired Factory Worker Had No Idea Earnings From ’50s Would Have To Support 3 Generations Of Family https://theonion.com/retired-factory-worker-had-no-idea-earnings-from-50s-w-1819576513/

Whose pops is playing 37U football and having a sideline cigarette? I'm howling www.instagram.com/reel/DYLQfaZ...

This means he logged in as his mother to say that he was not allowed to cage fight Zuckerberg

we need a way for idiots and assholes and dumdums to be heard more and to have more direct impact over more lives

wasn’t bullied enough imo

I will never understand the reality-distortion field that the right has bought into around the physical capabilities of a sedentary octogenarian with the worst diet imaginable who literally hasn't exerted himself physically since LBJ was president. He can't fight! Why would you think he can?

God damn dude this is so fucking bleak

This entire war is completely unintelligible

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

What a fucking joke of a country we are

EZRA KLEIN: What I find admirable about this sieg-Heiling freak who is personally responsible for the deaths of countless thousands of people and the gratuitous loss of hundreds of thousands of government jobs, who cheats at videogames and ruined Twitter, is that he pretends to want to go to Mars

they dont make em better than brian stack

Before you all start being super critical of Rudy Giuliani, you should be reminded that he married his cousin. Ok now that you know, carry on

This is my favorite Rudy Giuliani moment, the time he did a press conference and the weight of his sin began to melt him live on camera like a cheap candle

Every 18 seconds someone tests positive for COVID-19. This is that man.

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Obama’s been out of office for a decade and the GOP has acted with impunity since then while Jeffries and Schumer piss themselves out of fear. Perhaps we should examine why all these people are still absolutely miserable. We won’t though! Have a great day!

Happy #EdBallsDay to those who celebrate:

I solve mental health by calling everyone "big dog" or playboy

Disqualifying thehill.com/homenews/hou...

Me: this is a pretty cool ring Gollum: my preciousssss Me: oh shit is that a Boondock Saints poster signed by both Boondock Saints? Gollum: my other precioussssss

$199.20 (plus fees) for the REAL Heisman winner in 1992, San Diego State’s Marshall Faulk @edsbs.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke

this is the only picture I have of my father

Tim Heidecker is the perfect person to make Jones, a man who believes literally anything he sees on the internet, go even more insane. He is *literally* mad, red, and nude online.

Hm so the guy who stood up to Trump and told him to fuck himself won, while everyone who consented to being extorted got more extortion as their prize. Interesting

he is losing he is flailing and doing untold amounts of damage that we are all going to be cleaning up for years to come, but he is losing

(rolls eyes) call me when you’ve captured the light cone of all future value in the universe

Why would a ROBOT have an ACCENT. Talking about the terminator movie. Sorry this is about 40 years late I've been busy

HES GOT THE DOCUMENTS FOLKS

Trump is fighting total war against wokeness as his eyes close and his mouth droops

Alex Jones yesterday, April 22nd of 2026, is once again saying the Sandy Hook massacre was a false flag done by "professional shooters." It is imperative we take over that studio as soon as possible.

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Most Americans: I’m going to die working this job 😞 Members of Congress: I’m going to die working this job! 😃

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi