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The tallest member of the Frotcast. Patreon.com/frotcast
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The Onion
about 13 hours ago
Coworker Laid Off Solely For Performance-Related Reasons Warns AI Coming For Everyone
https://theonion.com/coworker-laid-off-solely-for-performance-related-reasons-warns-ai-coming-for-everyone/
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Michelle Bruton
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This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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The Onion
1 day ago
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
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Is the cure to male loneliness the Seattle ‘89 show? Lemme get a hell yeah
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Chris Person
4 days ago
Time to dust off a classic
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Victor Ray
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Can’t believe we are still doing this
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LOSER
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Patrick Cosmos
6 days ago
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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Brandon Friedman
6 days ago
Democrats should promise, today, that Melania Trump, Elon Musk and Peter Thiel will be stripped of citizenship and deported if the administration advances this effort
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The Onion
7 days ago
Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat
https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
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The Onion
7 days ago
Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’
https://theonion.com/pam-bondi-what-is-the-doj-hiding/
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Mike Sacks
7 days ago
Inherent Contempt for all these fascists as soon as we take back the House
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Elizabeth Cronise McLaughlin
7 days ago
Pam Bondi needs to be impeached. With the split in the House and Massie where he currently sits, it could pass the House, and trial in the Senate would be a necessary truth telling exercise.
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Better Things Are Possible
8 days ago
No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government
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Ed Zitron
8 days ago
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Shut it down and prosecute everyone
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8 days ago
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See? We just have to play the long game until they’re all locked up for molesting children
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Chris Ingraham
8 days ago
This is the second time an ICE employee has been arrested in in a Bloomington, MN underage sex trafficking sting
www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
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Angus Johnston
8 days ago
One of every thousand American residents has been taken into custody by ICE in the last year.
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The Onion
8 days ago
Report: Employers Created 40,000 New Jobs For Existing Employees Last Month
https://theonion.com/report-employers-created-40-000-new-jobs-for-existing-1819575878/
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Tim Onion
8 days ago
This is why primarying people matters. Suddenly everybody involved in this race is in a firm spine contest.
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These guys are such pussies
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The Onion
9 days ago
Trump Attempts To Distract From Epstein Files By Gaining 200 Pounds
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Tim Onion
9 days ago
Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.
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Schooley
10 days ago
Maybe it’s because large swaths of the media are devoted to protecting him in order to protect their owners? Could it be that?
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Nick Pettigrew
10 days ago
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
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Corey Atad
10 days ago
doing commercials used to be a shameful thing that you had to go to Japan to do
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The Onion
10 days ago
Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness
https://theonion.com/nation-furious-after-realizing-super-bowl-ad-for-kindness/
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Same Sad Echo
10 days ago
give me the ferments and free my soul I’m only eatin yogurt at the super bowl I’m RFK
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Coach Finstock
11 days ago
If there's ever been a time to NOT be incrementalist, this is it. The most political capital you're gonna have is right now. And we got Gestapo death squads in MSP and TB spreading through concentration camps in Texas. If you can't find a win there, get out of politics. The Epstein Class, baby
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Don Moynihan
11 days ago
Social media addiction doesn't affect everyone the same, but for sure it has cooked some people's judgement to the point you should question their ability to manage any position of responsibility.
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Better Things Are Possible
12 days ago
If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
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Laz 🏈👀
18 days ago
(a guy has pulled my sweatshirt over my head hockey style and is absolutely beating my ass) ME: WHO IS FUNDING THIS??
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Look at these fucking goons
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Tim Onion
13 days ago
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
https://futurism.com/advanced-transport/waymos-controlled-workers-philippines
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Fondly remembering a time when "woke' meant being an anti-vaxxer who thinks jews control the weather, 5G causes cancer, all-meat diets are ideal nutrition, and seed oils make you gay.
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shaun
13 days ago
top schumering lately. his party's supporters want ICE abolished; he proposes ICE being reformed, & then those reforms are a bunch of half-measures like the agents not wearing masks, & then he waters that down until we land on the agents not wearing masks unless they say they have a reason. 10/10
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John
13 days ago
yikes ok, unfollowing now. really enjoyed her exhibit at the louvre, had no idea she’s in the epstein files.
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Electric Chimp
14 days ago
the rich & powerful are having a class solidarity moment
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"Sweet Man" Cam
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onion person
14 days ago
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Chris Hayes
14 days ago
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
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Tim Onion
15 days ago
Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion.
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Dan O’Sullivan
15 days ago
Woody Allen and Jeffrey Epstein emailing each other "at least we're not as repulsive as Alan Dershowitz"
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Johan Nohr
18 days ago
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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Andrea Pitzer
19 days ago
Just spitballing here, but maybe in the land of the free we shouldn't have a pedophilic ruling elite class, police who kidnap people off the street, and concentration camps?
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Hyper Mega Bummer Boy
18 days ago
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
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ashley fairbanks
18 days ago
liam and his dad are home! and someone please get rep. castro a coat!
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SinnamonS
18 days ago
Boxer Jarrell Miller's WIG gets KNOCKED Off During Match 🤭🤭🤣🤣
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Dumb Runner
18 days ago
I saw it too:
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