it cant be said enough that all tech smart guys and billionaires thought this guy would be great and now the world economy is fucked we're like a week from gas rationing and their guy is threatening nukes.

POTUS apparently has further thoughts on the law of war.

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

A bunch of comedians that wanted to say slurs without consequences which they were already doing, are gonna be like “I didn’t think he would do war crimes” dude, all he does is crimes.

Don’t forget that this all started because “we can’t let a mad man get his hands on nuclear weapons”

if Trump nukes Iran it will be because no one powerful in america has ever been seriously punished for anything

Letterbox is the best social media app because it’s 99% finding cool new movies from friends and 1% like a Free Willy Stan gets mad at you

@bencollins.bsky.social my wife threw out the most recent issue of The Onion, do you know how I can get another copy and a good divorce attorney?

Seashells Transform Suburban Bathroom Into Tropical Hideaway https://theonion.com/seashells-transform-suburban-bathroom-into-tropical-hid-1819571584/

But surely if *I* debase myself enough, Donald Trump won’t cast me aside in a fit of pique,

The flag in Trump's AI video of his presidential library has 56 stars.

Mr President sir you cannot rely on any so-called "solicitor general" to speak for you! From now on you must argue all your cases at the supreme court yourself

Always a pleasure to play the Islanders and remember Long Island Culture

Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of Goro https://theonion.com/study-children-who-play-violent-video-games-more-likely-to-say-thats-goro-when-shown-picture-of-goro/

your grandparents voting for reagan

Republicans are really going to try to cut your health care to pay for a war that's increasing your energy bill. Good luck having 150 House members after that www.axios.com/2026/03/30/g...

American Baked Potato Association Study Finds It Best To Load ’Er Up

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach, as part of Saturday’s nationwide “No Kings” protests
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best protest sign “impeach pedolf shitler” held by literally the oldest man i’ve ever seen standing upright

gotta thank @vincemancini.bsky.social and the frotcast for permanently implanting this in my head

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-i-am-6-animal-penises-away-from-curing-cancer/

New Epstein Estate Photo Shows Trump Waterskiing In Pyramid Formation With Underage Girls

We are living in The Dumb Guy Renaissance

Donald Trump murdered this man.

sending your kid to this school should automatically and permanently revoke your parental rights

ipad baby president

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

imagine someone saying they'd rather talk to JD vance than you. devastating

“Fuck!!!!” - guy who was looking forward to viewing Disney-licensed OpenAI videos in his Disney+ app, who also poured his coffee on his lap while checking his watch

Alan Ritchson making me feel sympathy for a guy on a loud-ass motorbike is perhaps his greatest feat as an actor

I have a new dream

He knows what the posts are gonna be like after he’s gone

So if AI Psychosis is a thing that happens because the human mind breaks when it's trapped by a sycophant who affirms every thought, agrees with every delusion - does this give us a window into what's been happening into the ultra rich , and why they're such broken people?

Youth Hockey Banquet Spent Convincing Heavyset Teammate To Eat Copious Amounts Of Butter Squares

We’re told there’s no money for universal healthcare or to end hunger in this country. But somehow $200 billion more for war will likely move through Congress without question.  Not another penny for another endless war.

This is like a Bar Rescue rebrand where the main issue with the bar was that too many women were going to it

Perfect

FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter https://theonion.com/fbi-agents-watch-in-silence-as-kash-patel-gets-ass-kicked-by-ufc-fighter/

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

Checking in on our tech overlords, one is on his way to Rome to give a series of talks about the antichrist and another has convinced himself that thinking is fake

everybody says where is the strait of hormuz but no one asks HOW is the strait of hormuz

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

“Yes. Will you accept a collect call from a Mr. Aaaaaaaaaa?”