It’s a girl. Welcome, Bertha. @mikesweatherpage.bsky.social

Our turn? #GuardsBall

On the dirty side of this one, but a favorable direction for us personally from trees, limbs and debris. Winds projected at 60 mph near the center by Tue morning should mean not much for us this far inland. But will still have to cross the bay.

I’ve seen hundreds of home run balls caught by fans. I don’t know why this guy and his crew are making me so happy for them tonight, but I can’t stop watching. 🥹 I think we all really needed that comeback and walkoff win tonight #GuardsBall

Travis Bazzana walked em off with a home run in the bottom of the 9th! #GuardsBall

My guy brought his glove, and put it to use. What a great moment 🥹 #GuardsBall

Or just do THAT, BAZZANA! #GuardsBall

Onside kick time 🇫🇷⚽️

This fucking team, man.

There it is.

Cabo Verde > France

Over the last 30 games, @MIA was #2 in Avg, #3 in OPS, and #7 in runs scored in the entire league. This #GuardsBall pitching staff just held them to 5 runs in 3 games. 👀

At the end of last June (2025) and early July, #GuardsBall were on a 10 game losing streak. Then, out of nowhere, they went down to @HOU and swept the first place Astros. This sweep of @MIA (who had the best record in MLB over the last 30 games) feels similar 👀

Ok VAR 😪

And they went back out and shut the Miami-run-machine down again? 👀 #GuardsBall

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No, YOU were worried. #GuardsBall wins

Sure, @mlb.com , let’s make #GuardsBall play @MIA now, when they’re the hottest team in the league. 🖕

I had no idea this was starting tonight, but my DVR remembered. And I was wondering what I’d be doing when the World Cup slowed down/ended. Fuck you @bennington.bsky.social for getting me into this stupid show, but also, thanks?

Cade Smith came in with runners at second and third and nobody out. He kept this game tied 5-5 heading into the ninth with two strikeouts and a flyout. Also matched his fastest pitch of the season when he struck out Ryan Kreidler with a 99.7 mph four-seamer.

27 straight days of WC was a blast, but tonight is a welcome break. Nice to be able to slow down and enjoy some #GuardsBall and have the time and space on my TL to be able to take in and appreciate the #CLE list people I follow #OnHere.

MOSTAFA SHOBEIR! ❌

Sure. Why not ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Does @usmnt need a three here? @sickoscbb.bsky.social

Yo.

September Maryland 🤝 June USMNT @sickosfc.bsky.social

The People’s Lukaku @sickosfc.bsky.social

Just embarrassing at this point

Oh no disaster

“We have two All-American running backs. Let’s just let Hugh Nall call the plays this year. It’ll be fine” -Tommy Tuberville

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“11:30am-kickoff-Jefferson-Pilot-Tuberville-coached-2006-team” effort right now

Jan 6 🤝 Jul 6? Someone get a location on Mike Pence.

On Wisconsin 🎵🦡

In Azteca. In regulation. This is why I don’t gamble.

Channel your inner Nick Marshall 🇲🇽

ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS!

“CHIMNEYS, Jackie! Chimneys for all these people!”

this isn't actually an auburn-lsu game but it's spiritually an auburn-lsu game

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🇲🇽⚽️⚽️ 👀

Whatever Ref is being paid for this game, it’s not enough

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🇲🇽⚽️ 👀

DECISION IS RED CARD 🟥

There’s your problem 🥴

Not the ABSOLUTE CHIMNEY 🇲🇽

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️⚽️🇲🇽⚽️ what an answer

JFC 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️⚽️👀👀

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿⚽️

“TERMINATOR” 🦿🦾 🤣