Rooting for AU to win the NIT just for the “We’re Number 69!” shirt.

Cade made it interesting, and not in a fun way. #GuardsBall

And we’re tied again! Ok CJ! #GUARDSBALL

Alabama just lost the men’s collegiate wheelchair basketball national championship game… to Auburn Cc @sickoscbb.bsky.social

new Dudes Rock just dropped

Hoping someone picked up the audio on that 👀

"UConn is down double-digits for the first time all seaso—" (2 seconds later) "and that's a 9-0 run for UConn!"

That 10pt lead evaporated quickly 👀

not ‘shopped. not cropped. not stock. straight from the phone of stormwater inspector Lindsay Schiel snapped yesterday at a basin in Hudson.

Ballgame! Your #GuardsBall win the opener. Another W over a ’25 playoff team.

Tuned in thru the mlb app. The commercial breaks are bizarre. I’ve heard a local Gulf Coast AL ad, MLB ads, and what I can only describe as “baseball ASMR” sounds. I kinda miss the CLE commercials

Today’s Cleveland Guardians Home Opener in Cleveland, Ohio

What time did tRump's little speech on Wednesday start again? Seems like there were a lot of buys that day leading up to that moment.

Complete list of the MLB teams playing their home opener today, by league and division, and now asking: Why does Rob Manfred hate the American League???

Why does MLB hate the AL Central?!?!? Happy Home Opener Day to #GuardsBall and the other three ALC teams today.

David, once again, takes down Goliath 😤 #GuardsBall

Runner ups gotta be: “This is the year. Bo Nix has improved so much under this new offense. He's focused. He's having fun. I wouldn't be surprised if he's a dark horse for the Heisman.”

Your Cleveland Guardians opened the season on the road in 7 consecutive night games against arguably the best AL and NL teams and went 4-3. Far beyond my wildest expectations. #GuardBall

Molly gets straight to the point. But see also: CLE pitching and the goat Carl Willis 🐐⚾️

The most “infamous” Auburn tweet, if not the funniest

EAZY E WITH 3 PITCHES. SIT DOWN SHOHEI. EAZY DOES IT YES AGAIN #GuardsBall

Challenge me balls, Dodgers! Sittown son. #GuardsBall

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Arias? In 2026? #GuardsBall

This is your semi-regularly scheduled reminder that Auburn is the real space school because there is (allegedly) an Auburn flag on the moon

Sauer soon to be reassigned as a Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas – Arctic Region

Build the damn statue

Rabbit 🐇 Rabbit 🐇 Rabbit 🐇 Wishing all the luck for @bennington.bsky.social this month.

Here is rookie sensation Chase DeLauter fouling the ball off his ankle/foot.

Found a swarm of bees in our tree. Checked FB and there was someone in the next town claiming they’d lost their’s. They’re here collecting them. I didn’t ask the bees if these people were the rightful “owner”, but they’re reluctantly going with them anyway. 👸🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

Aaaaand, there are no undefeated teams left in MLB. #GuardsBall

The Guards have runners at the corners with nobody out. - So they scored, right? … - Right?!? #GuardsBall

3/4. TanksFerNuffin Duke

Duke didn’t understand the assignment. Just hold it and take the foul. Wow.

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The first piece of my Final Four is in place. Other three are still alive.

Thank you for your service tonight, Michigan 🫡

Chase DeLauter has taken six at-bats in the big leagues. He’s homered in three of them!

Braves are playing. And back to my “Hey!”, “oh wait, the other Ozzie” moments

133d later, the engine is replaced, and I have my car back. Remember the "B.O." ep of Seinfeld? There's a distinct odor in the car that I really hope goes away soon. Like oil & sweat. But they did wash it and the drive from the dealership back to the office went ok. Now for the interstate test. 🫰

Ballgame! #Guardians win the opener. We made it through another West Coast opening night game. Now 💤😴🥱

Just an unreal regular season debut for Chase DeLauter. Two homers. 3-for-5. Wow.

Have yourself a DEBUT, CHASE!!! Omg 😳 #GuardsBall

This is the other corn state erasure. Illinois moves on. B1G west championship will be on Saturday.

There he is! Josey doing Josey things. #GuardsBall