Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci

WHOLSOME FRIDAY VIDEO THREAD GO GRAB A TISSUE, YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT.

Hi, the new season of “A Man on the Inside,” a TV show I worked on, hits Netflix today. Ted Danson is in it! Also Mary Steenburgen, Gary Cole, Max Greenfield, David Strathairn, Lisa Gilroy, Stephanie Beatriz, Jason Mantzoukas, and many more funny people. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Love when they show Mark Andrews checking his blood sugar on the sidelines

THROTUS

True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer

"This could take down Democrats, too." I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office. Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.

I got used to my emergency @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social podcast on my Monday commute. Unacceptable that no one was fired Sunday afternoon.

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

Sandwich man leaving court

Are you ready for the ultimate Let's Remember Some Guys? Every No. 1 Prospect For Every Organization In @baseballamerica.com History BA began ranking Top 10 Prospects in 1983, so that's more than 40 names for all franchises except the ’90s expansion teams www.baseballamerica.com/stories/ever...

In this household, @surber.bsky.social is JellyRoll.

To my friend Dick Cheney - rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

[Dick Cheney on his way to hell] My belief is I will, in fact, be greeted as a liberator

Wrote this three years ago. The football parts held up fine, not that it was hard to predict

Vincent Price (Yacht Rock 2005)

@hollyanderson.bsky.social It's mulch day at school.

MESH!

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

I believe in transparency. Here are my selections for #XPN 885 covers. I look forward to hearing awesome songs that I didn't even think about and glorious segues.

7 yr Diaversary for the little guy. We've officially been a #T1D family for over half his life now.

LOL THE DUCK TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF AND IS PART OF A BLOCK OF SHIRTLESS GUYS IN AUTZEN I WAS SLIGHTLY TOO SLOW TO GET A PIC

Mamdani: "But there is one thing that I will change: I will no longer look for myself in the shadows. I will find myself in the light."

I actually like this Price is Right version even more lol ty @cdubs271.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/cdub...

Wonder who Player 3 is? www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/20...

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport. Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably? But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social <Sinnerman intensifies>

[Dad at kitchen window with coffee cup observing rain voice] we needed this

"what the fuck just happened"

FULLCAST AFTER DARK from last night, now on Patreon Yes we are also about to record an emergency James Franklin episode for Patreon

"Puppylike" is a word? Boooo

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US. 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

I am so sorry. That's brutal.

Join ICE today!! 🤡🎯

ASK BIELEMA IF HE HAD HONEY IN HIS COFFEE THIS MORNING!!

This is perfect. It really encapsulates a lot of the stupid

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Just finished 3rd episode of The Lowdown. It's fantastic. Thanks for the rec. I owe you a warm meal. Like a hotpocket.

Crockett: "What assurances do we have if we entered into an agreement with these Republicans that they wouldn't go back on their word and just say, 'Oh yeah, we'll sign off on a rescissions package'"

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1093rd unique final score in NFL history.

There’s always money in the wheel route, Michael.

What is the point of having hopes and dreams if the US is going to play like this?

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

"Who'd you think paid for your little love jaunt to Mexico City?"

A special message from our guest columnist regarding the events of the past week. Free to all. - RZ www.patreon.com/posts/bandit...

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

I'm calling shenanigans on QK's hair. No way that's real.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social Why does GT have to be so too cu...oh. it worked.