The president posted 25 times today instead of attending his son's wedding celebration

my karaoke experiences (that I remember) Take Me Home Tonight (not great) Flagpole Sitta (surprisingly serviceable) Brass Monkey (complete disaster) Undone The Sweater Song (easy, crowd fave)

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Congratulations on your wedding Don Jr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

gonna post some old tweets i’ve saved over the years

Odd analogy for a guy who was shot

Marco Rubio when he finds out he’s the new Director of National Intelligence

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this would fix me

Uh.....Cuba is famously 90 miles from NATO.

It's shit like this that is just textbook fascism. In group/out group notions of justice. The people of Minnesota haven't seen any justice for the crimes you directed against us, Stephen. But we will.

It's amazing how poor the editorial experience is on the web. I clicked on a USA Today article and was assaulted by notifications and solicitations. How has this situation not improved at all? It's like the spam calls all day long. Fraud is eating the world.

Introduce yourself with ten bands/artists you've seen live Radiohead Rage Against the Machine Soundgarden Lady Gaga Pearl Jam Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers Green Day Prince Metallica Nine Inch Nails

one member of Los Angeles County's board of supervisors has more constituents than the U.S. senators of 12 states

meta shifting 7,000 employees into "AI-focused roles" man these people have no idea what they're doing

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Robot in the batter’s box, psycho on the mound. King shit.

Love today's @marisakabas.bsky.social on AI hate (good for the body, good for the soul, good for the culture).

Oh come on.

At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.

America is the greatest country in the world. At what, you ask? You're under arrest

(Robert Smith voice) Show me show me show me how you whoop that trick

Every day of Trump 2.0 I think “it can’t get more outrageous than this,” and I am wrong. This slush fund thing is so fucking rancid and unacceptable and I hate the feeling and reality that no politician is going to stop it, or call in Batman or something. This is not a country.

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The January 6th attack on America was a time release coup, with interest.

Ken Paxton is historically corrupt, John Cornyn is a MAGA traffic cone, and Talarico might be a SECRET VEGETARIAN WITH MID TACO ORDERS. Which one has the best case to be elected to the Senate? WHO CAN SAY?

This guy struck out 8 batters less than a week ago

Given this round of Trump is pretty much worse in every way from the first, it feels almost inevitable that another pandemic comes.

in the middle of another West Wing rewatch and the biggest bullshit storyline in the entire series is CJ pushing back on her Secret Service detail.

going forward we're gonna need more of your data to make sure it's you

The hideously large logo with clashing colors are the least of this patch's problems. Occidental Petroleum are enviromental terrorists, at home and abroad. They’ve spilled, drilled, and bombed poor towns and countries all for precious oil. Guess it kinda fits the cheatin’ Astros. .5/5

he's natural police

lotta ppl sayin wild things rn

The maker of jets that crashed and killed everyone onboard and the carmaker fined tens of millions for mishandled recalls have suddenly decided to sponsor their top regulator's reality show purely for the love of the open road www.wsj.com/business/boe...

Give me one margarita, two margaritas, give me three margaritas, four margaritas, five margaritas

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

The @chargers.bsky.social media team does it again www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjP6...

The dismantling of the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) is associated with measurable increases in Africa, especially in areas most dependent on the agency’s support.

that entire generation really thinks the whole world was built for them to be born in it and will disappear when they're gone

One of the VERY FIRST things done after the Constitutional Convention in 1787 was to have the text of the new Constitution translated into Dutch and German, which were at the time the two largest non-English language spoken in the United States. Here's the National Archives making this point:

LIFE HACK: enjoy suffering!

*taps the sign* bsky.app/profile/dave...

people who live around me are going to die www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

so fun having “that racist uncle who isnt invited to thanksgiving anymore” do diplomacy