They could have made this map any color.

We need Broken Windows theory but just for white collar crime.

Mitch McConnell knew exactly what Donald Trump was, knew exactly what he meant for this country, and deliberately chose to enable and support it every step of the way

History knows what they did and history will remember why DOJ did this.

Has a CNN anchor ever played devil's advocate on behalf of the people who have lived under the longest military occupation in the entire history of the postwar international order? An occupation that the World Court ruled illegal two years ago?

lmao nolan is like "you cannot kill me in a way that matters"

One of the top comments from IG

OP is your husband a little elf in a cobbler's shop

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump ADMITTED to doing 9/11 live on the air, as he calls for war on Israel. 🚨 Hear the stunning confession now!!!

we were just at a stable petting horses and all my broken ass poster brain could think about was “the best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse”

McConnell called me today apparently just to softly sing MOON RIVER and then hang up

Users with John Brown pfps when you say ‘By any means necessary’

¡Sí!

Happy Friday to you guys

tilly norwood is actually genuinely interesting not as an AI “actress” but as a marketing story, because we have gotten a truly incredible number of credulous pieces in serious outlets on what is, essentially, vaporware

You don’t have to erase it, the Italians dissolved it when the schools integrated.

I see the government is attempting to turn the civil service without which a modern state cannot function into a patronage mill, prosecuting actual thoughtcrime, and carrying out purges of the security serviced; time to write the same column I’ve been writing for 30 years about PC going too far.

- hey this sucks man - I'm losing my mind at the suggestion that the WNBA may be violating federal civil rights laws by letting Caitlin Clark get fouled - I wanna know when this letter was sent in relation to Trump's FIFA call--like are GOP electeds just trying to speak to the manager of sports now?

Musk has been tweeting all day, including right around the time this interview was supposed to be taking place lol

please PLEASE try and pass off an interview with AI mitch mcconnell as genuine. we deserve it

he's not wrong!!!

📣 HEY ICE AIR PILOTS ‼️ 📖 14 CFR § 91.3(a) The pilot in command of an aircraft is directly responsible for, and is the final authority as to, the operation of that aircraft. 🤨 Are you really just gonna lock that door and ignore all the abuse and safety violations happening in the cabin? 1/5

🫵 YOU are the Captain! The Pilot-in-Charge. Nobody else is going to take the hit for you. And your rule is LAW in the sky So make them take off the shackles, or you will TURN THIS PLANE AROUND 🤨 5/END

This song is crucial to understanding America’s Century of Humiliation: MAGA and Trumpism was basically a ten year conservative edgelord project reasserting the rights of Americans to sing the original version of this song proudly at get-togethers

an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van

one the one hand, yes, absolutely but on the other hand there's one more thing that virtually all of them care about: how they are perceived. their collective crushing insecurities and desperate need to be above others is what brought us all to this sad, low place

This is fascinating and I hope other southern states are sued for clearly violating this to disenfranchise black voters.

that lady from paraguay is gonna break the racism sound barrier

Pausa de hidratación

Maybe producing slop content while raising prices every 6 months isn’t a good business model

Hey y'all it's Mitch. Sorry to dip out for a minute, my wife gave me such a volcanic O I practically came my guts out. I've been on mandatory bedrest in a weeks long refractory period, but now I'm back and ready to keep spraying. We work hard play hard, and I specifically mean pork in hole style.

In a way, anything can be The News

I truly don’t see how this country can go on if we don’t ban online sports betting. This story is stomach-turning.

This does need to become Minneapolis-level focus for progressives. Allowing ICE to murder people in unmarked vans then deport the witnesses is a line we have to fight with every protest tool possible.

Me, every day of the World Cup, fighting for my life:

Racism aside, there is nothing that the Chinese Communist Party wants more than for America to continue to be run by stupid hicks like this woman whose careers are dedicated to flushing every competitive advantage we have down the toilet.

[Thinking about a guy who is straight as hell] First of all he's got a gorgeous pair of cum gutters. Never touches a beer or any bread.

Everyone is 13 and everything is gender

Editor: Can we find a local angle?

Mr. John Oliver please look at RAM prices so that parents will text their gamer sons and daughters “hey did you hear about these RAM prices” and we can all respond “yeah”

The chair of the Maine Democratic Party said on @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social last night that each day that passes where Platner doesn't drop out makes it harder for them to execute a good and fair plan to replace him. What a fucking asshole.

we laid off the people who develop the games, we laid off the journalists who cover the games, everyone is freelance and there’s no freelance budget. It’s probably fine though

i'm sorry but i will not be eating somewhere called "eggslut" i find this to be beneath my dignity

Guys I can’t keep doing this independently. I need a job. If you know of a place—advocacy, OSINT org, think tank, left media, etc—where I could take this work in-house, pls let me know. I admire the folks making independent work for them, but I am collapsing under the weight and the lack of impact.

Are you sick of winning yet?

CEO Reveals How He Used AI To Build One-Person Company That's $1.3 Billion In Debt