reposting with alt text because I think the choice to include homophobia and transphobia in particular here is actually very much worth drawing attention to. nuns emphatically stating that those “do not reflect the qualities of a saint” is a very clear callout of Cardinal Dolan

the best art makes you uncomfortable in ways you cannot fully grasp

The answer to the question we didn’t know to ask, “what if we gave the NCAA control of the troops”

Me at 745: these edibles ain’t hittin Me at 813: what if there was a cartoon sponge named Porous Horace

in my opinion,

you’re locked in here with us

All I've ever wanted to be is a bench player in the MLB. I'll gladly take the league minimum to be the best clubhouse presence. Have special handshakes for everyone, gum, sunflower seeds, grip tape, whatever we need, I got it locked down.

Incredible sentence

And you get with the right squad you can get a Super Bowl ring, too?! Sign me up for that gig. Seriously.

He made about 60k per snap in his career if you average it all out

Yeah if you can rake in tens of millions of dollars in one fell contract swoop I guess that’s also pretty good

In full awareness that this is probably not information he ever had the chance to pick up while being coached by his dad: this is a BOLD stance to take when a key determining factor in backup quarterback longevity in this league is “are you fun to hang out with”

Again their entire plan hinges on the mainstream press pretending context doesn’t matter and institutions must be definition be seen a legitimate and neutral and they have been eager to oblige.

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You love to see someone putting a Duke degree to good use

This is a well-crafted look at an artist's extremely raw emotional state.

Taylor's reporting today is a satisfyingly fascinating look at wealthy people with bad politics being exposed for thinking they can rig the game.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

"votied for the dick kicker and not gonna lie, just feels like i'm being kicked in the dick a lot these days" -tim, 34 years old, independent from ohio

wow these DEI programs are powerful, how'd they manage to cancel bathroom renovation funds? We should use them to bolster the grid or something.

I'm gonna get a face tattoo of the goose chase meme before this is all over www.ajc.com/business/202...

What an incredible homage to its two inspirations, Embassy Vestibule In A 2003 First-Person Shooter and Buffet Room In The Old Soviet Hotel Where I Stayed When I Had Covid In Ulaanbaatar Last Year

lord I am before you once again asking for the chance to dialogue with Mikey Barbs in the octagon

great series about how Notre Dame ruined the sport is now free for your ears!

@502eire.lol morbid curiosity, but did y'all get anything like this when you opened the new place? bsky.app/profile/resn...

checking in from Kentucky, where in 2019 we elected a Democrat governor in a state that in 2020 went Trump +26 all because Republican incumbent Matt Bevin went after teachers, including an incident where he said that teachers participating sickouts probably led to kids stuck at home getting abused

So further down that thread it is revealed that this guy is just mad his AP kid got marked down on a paper and … yeah

I will mix up my dad’s and grandmother’s birthdays (1 day apart) for the rest of my life but the telephone number for the Schumpert Cafeteria Menu Line is permanently lodged at the front of my brain

We keep acting like everyone's ideas are valid and have merit and that's how we've arrived at the level of bullshit we currently find ourselves A lot of people are stupid

(Jeff Bezos looks directly into your eyes as he pours a gallon of water onto the ground so a robot can tell you “the Pentagon Papers are papers from the Pentagon.”)

It's really important to keep in mind that most of our issues as a society come down to most people just not being very smart.

Hang on I actually love this, I wanna turn it loose in my mentions

one thing that remains unchanged between now and 100 years ago: if you have a big baby, they’re gonna put you in the news

yeah I know ball

Oklahoma State: no Mike The Fullcast today: no mics

aaron judge: the tall way cal raleigh: how much that butt weigh

"Is it okay to hit dingers while hauling junk in your trunk?" Is a question I have been working through in therapy for quite some time.

so that’s the bad news bsky.app/profile/chri...

literally thank god

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

as ways to spend David Zaslav’s money go, this year has been hilarious

the goddamn world’s ending and here’s the sign

#seated to support Maya Rudolph’s husband

Friday: a prosecutor is forced to resign bc he concludes there's not enough evidence to go after Trump's perceived enemies Saturday: Trump makes public post asking Attorney General why she hasn't gone after his enemies Wednesday: DOJ says enemy indictment coming right up sir do I have that right?

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the freakiest diorama at the NYC Natural History museum IS REAL