Unfortunately, every jersey here is T-32 due to the huge Fanatics logo on the sleeve. www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...

My 8-year-old daughter walked in during the game and said without prompting, “Dallas, where JFK was killed.” She’s a star Bluesky poster in the making.

Or smoke one whole cigarette

Myrtle Beach Magic is taking my father-in-law's father-in-law's golf cart out for a spin.

Tough scene for the previously robust Myrtle Beach MAGA economy

Hoping my “wearing these because I like Roy Orbison, not because I like taking secret videos of you” shirt helps

need u right now

RIP to a delightful actor and man

“So you’re saying that in exchange for my eternal soul and my support for Donald Trump, I’ll live to see a stunning and complete victory in a US-Iran war?” That’s correct. “Where do I sign?” #riplindz

Last night I sent this to some friends saying that the Myrtle Beach restaurant I was at was outbid for the Jan 6 flag. Woke up to a response this morning that “he’s not requesting any flags anymore.” That’s how *I* learned.

They could trotted out Lafayette’s corpse as the 11th man and still trounced us if we’d played like we did against Belgium

Check it out, @treblaw.bsky.social’s in town

Willie Mays spent part of his life banned from baseball because he worked as a casino greeter after retirement. Bring it back.

I’ll take two, thanks.

Fox News Panel Hosts of 2029

Brazilians USA 🤝 This is all the Southern Baptist Conference’s fault

If the NYT sends Rebecca Kiger to photograph these people again, it will be plain rude to not send her with a baby gift or a dish that can be easily reheated for multiple meals.

Come on, Costco. It’s July.

One of my platform planks for the next Democratic nominee is that we're doing the USA 250th celebration again in 2029, and this would be an ideal foundation for that

I know the world will agree with my take that every World Cup game, every four years, should be in Atlanta (or some in Azteca). Reasons: - matches have been very good - I live here - DJT is afraid to go either place - if 100 matches are played here, eventually I might able to afford to go to one

The Nike ones are more annoying than terrible but between those and Kalshi, he’s lighting a lot of goodwill on fire

Dropping in to a soccer discussion board to point out that Freddy Adu is younger than Tim Ream and maybe he’s just a late bloomer, then leaving.

Oh well, when's that Gold Cup gonna get here?

Lalas has to commit seppuku. Them’s the rules.

As for me and my house, we will be all about that shit

Here, It Just Means More

Haven’t seen it, assume it ends well

ah well nevertheless

Finally a perfect headshot from the grassy knoll goes America’s way

Actually, the United States can win by finishing the match with more goals scored than Belgium

No this part must be false. My belief is that DJT thought this was serious error and was heavily involved in getting it changed, and just played it cool online instead of posting at 2am about it like usual.

This game is about to end with a corpse lying just off the pitch

President Deals should offer to get any England red card suspension overturned but only if they agree to take Corden back home with them for good

God this game owns

GOAL, TESCO RYAN GOSLING

Andy Burnham, do you want this job or not?

“Uhh Portnoy is happy about it so it must be bad” if you spend any time letting Dave fucking Portnoy effect your emotions that is a failure of your personal decision tree

That’s just because we’re bad friends

While some of you are yelling GO FIFA! or GO PUNISHMENT!, I’m yelling WHY IS JÜRGEN KLOPP IN THIS TRIVAGO AD THAT DOESN’T EVEN MENTION SOCCER!

This was obviously the work of Marie Gluesenkamp Perez

Clay Travis taking a break from calling Layla Kiffin a b*tch to be a bottom feeder for Lutnick and Andrew Giuliani (lol)

A true “shoot your shot” situation but this is the one guy that’s worked out for before

It will indeed be sad if this whole affair causes us to doubt FIFA’s integrity going forward.

yes Flo Balogun should get the same level of preferential treatment as Messi and Ronaldo. Yes you are an anti 14th amendment supreme court lover if you think this is wrong

Today is the day Donald J. Trump truly became the FIFA Peace Prize laureate

no

Go stand in the Reflecting Pool and hold your phone in the air, I’m told DJT is watching now and appreciates your support!

An early moment that helped prove that our relationship is on a solid foundation is that my wife and I watched 60 seconds of a Dave Ramsey session together and each sniffed out that it’s bullshit

It’s cool when you’re watching a game that you know is going to get its own Wikipedia page soon.

CAPE VERDE - WE CALL THEM THE BIRDS EYE BOYS - WITH THE EQUALIZER uh Gus do you mean Green Giant, that’s the frozen vegetable brand with a name like “verde” I DO NOT WHOOOOA