Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Wetter than Ezra

The Golden Boot is Doug Planchards One Ring

Fighting the urge to eat one ciabatta roll with butter on the hour every hour since acquiring them from the Costco bakery this morning

If they are gonna mine video games for content they need to make an Oregon trail series. The episode where everyone gets scurvy of you don’t fine some edible plants is gonna have folks on the edge of their seats

If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

I got an email yesterday that subject was just 0.20%, 0.30%, 0.25%. No body or context just a subject line. I’d lose my job if I sent something like that to a client.

If a student wants go to the basketball game and get me the dunking Mike hoodie I’m an XL

Fuck this asshole. Just say you want to defund public schools. Say it with your chest

7 year old got back from a checkup. Measured in at an absolute unit. I was twice his age when i measured his size

Peyton Mannings speech and mannerisms remind me of my brother in law. That’s probably why I find him so off putting

Love our suburban texas IsD sent out flyer that any federal or military families Clare eligible for free or reduced lunch and breakfast benefits from the day of the first missed paycheck. They get benefits for the rest of the school user so even after they get paid it helps ease the burden.

Youngest came home telling me he learned about the Maya today. Blew his mind when I told him he has Maya in his blood from his grandfather

Went to repost this and then depressingly saw it was from 8 months ago. This is still true, and I am now convinced it will remain true until there are successful primary challenges nationwide to the "roll over and play dead" Dems.

Having solar works battery backup really lets me see how much power goes to certain household functions. If it weren’t for a/c I could power the whole house with our current setup most days.

Sometimes I see the bay lawyering and objectively stupid people who are lawyers and get really down on myself for washing out of law school. If I had the time and money I’d go back and rectify that.

Wonder how many people noticed the creature in the new Frankenstein is like Snow White with animals? The deer teaches him what berries to eat and the mice show him where to sleep and get a blanket keep him warm and he reads them stories.

My best friend just recorded his first interview with NPR. It’s about an article he wrote for MSNbC on how to fight fascism by learning from black history and the civil rights movement.

Hell yeah. A man on the inside season two is coming soon.

I hope someone throws a hot do next so the “is a hot dog a sandwich” hypo for 1Ls becomes jurisprudence

Bad AI supplanting human expertise is an issue that transcends any one field, but man—not many people on earth whose knowledge and dedication deserves respect like LIBRARIANS.

At the farm for a field trip and the tap wall is closed. There are at least 100 parents here guess they don’t want to make money.

it doesn’t get any clearer that america’s betrothal to fossil fuels is about letting energy companies pick our pockets to prop up their obsolete industry

“They” fuckin typos man It’s clear they got rattled by USA Today putting Ausberry’s VERY PUBLIC AND DISQUALIFYING SHIT in the street again and are hoping people forget about it again. I would encourage everyone to keep using his full name “Multi-Time Title IX Violator Verge Ausberry”

Louisiana and Texas this could be us.

So there was. Bluenami last night

Wokeyo Drift

I am BEGGING sports media covering Ausberry as the new AD at LSU to include this in their coverage. If you don’t, you are bad at your job and should be embarrassed.

Fellow bitter southerners, North Carolina, Kentucky, and Virginia all elected Democratic Governors. Georgia in 2020 wasn’t a fluke. South Carolina, Florida, Texas, All y’all of the y’allternative persuasion. Keep being loud. Keep getting into good trouble. Protect black folks and trans people. Vote

Saw Brian Kelly at +700 to be the next coach at Arkansas. Can you imagine Smuckles calling the hogs? @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

Kid one got character of the month for this months character trait. compassion. That’s the good stuff right there

Not anymore. Now it’s louvre1

Surely this will be the move that gets people to stop making fun of her and want to hang out with her.

My favorite why it use AI for college football post was some guy saying LSU should use Grok to call plays. Bauer Sharp get ready to eat.

There’s an alternate world where the USC isn’t mediocre for most of the last 20 years and the PAC 12 still exists and CFB would be better for it.

Spending all day making turkey stock for a gumbo to be made tomorrow. Kids kept asking for jobs to help. Rough chopping veggies etc.

Brain Kelly going not the most embarrassing thing about LSU football anymore huh?

Y'all know how many press releases I've written with the note about how LSU athletics receives no taxpayer money or student fees????

Well looks like I gotta fight a kid. Oldest wore a winter hat with cat ears on it since it was cold and he called her a “stupid furry”.

This is the way. Do good things for people and let them know you did them.

A reminder, as always, that Jeff Landry is a USL grad. And beyond his general suckitude and constant "NOTICE ME SENPAI" pleas to Trump, he is also purposely trying to cause harm to LSU out of simple college football fan spite.

Change one letter. ruin a candy. Mr. Woodbar

Tiger droppings having pop up spam with a .ru in the link and now being down is a bit on the nose.

So many guys you’d think would be candidates for the LSU job like Lea, Key, Brohm, Dilly are having success at their Alma maters. Would they leave their dream job for a better job? Especially if that job has higher expectations?

UTEP just ran the dumbest play on 4th and 2 and got bailed out with a roughing the passer called on the WR

A lot of football coaches teach civics in high school. Explains a lot about the current state of our country

RFK Jr bout to head out there with a banana and a net to try and find a new head of the CDC

Just had our first experience with paper ballots in Texas. It’s gonna be a shit show when mid terms and bigger elections come around.

Got some bourbon barrel smoked sausage. Debating gumbo or jambalaya.

The last time he was hunting Beaver it cost him his job

My only ask is that the new Head coach cannot become eligible for social security before the end of his contract