Do I want to watch Daredevil tonight or wait until the kids are at school tomorrow so I can have the volume louder?

Don’t have to get read if you stay ready

Saw a lady wearing this in Costco today @educatedgoon123.bsky.social www.etsy.com/listing/1478...

Yesterday my third grader told me she hated that they used AI to design the field day shirt this year. The kids are alright.

May I never have the message board brain that leads someone to post that LSU men’s basketball should back up the brinks to Brad Stevens and make him turn them down.

Cal is becoming my favorite character on Paradise. Just came in and was like dumb it down for me nerd and then he’s the only one with common sense in a room full of tech dorks.

One of the bed things marvel has done in a while. Let’s see if they mess it up

No one in the press has asked the most important question here which is “maybe the rich kid with money is just fucking stupid?”

This is the pose that would always distract Tom just before he catches Jerry. Then he gets smoked by the built in ironing board falling down

Made it out of H-Mart for under $50 a personal best. We made up for it at 85 bakery and the Korean stationary store.

Had my first cold domestic light beer by the pool of the season after replacing a fence post and taking the kids to a birthday party I’ve achieved peak dadness

When it happens I won’t start speaking ill of the dead. Im speaking ill of that mother fucker while he’s alive too

Rocking a Polo I got at the Destin outlets in 2001. Fits me better than it did then. The baggy shirts era was not great

Be like Luanne

I know I should be happy with the job I have when other people are struggling but man it’s a kick to the gut everytime you the form email from HR telling you that they are going with another candidate

Debating driving back to La for a sack of crawfish to cook for friends later this month.

Rousey must really need money

It’s amazing both my wife and I dislike our mother’s cooking. For the most part our kids do too

Man dealerships really want to rip you off with add on for an oil change. They want $300 to replace the spark plugs and the air filter.

Had a baked potato with spicy boudin for dinner. I am too full

Just saw a mock draft with Ty Simpson going 15 to the Jets. Buddy all money ain’t good money.

We starting to get high school kids recruits named rappers of my college days. Just saw a Juelz

Gas is up 40 cents a gallon at my Costco in Texas. Hold on to your butts people.

The USS Kidd. The Cabildo. Many problematic plantations. And Nuclear power plant.

Mr. Beastgames

I swear I get more texts from Jeff Landry than any other politician and I have haven’t lived in Louisiana in over a decade.

Wife is making japchae tonight. Let’s see if the kids complain there are NOT ENOUGH VEGETABLES this time

One of the kids I used to coach made this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wICJ...

My employer is hiring an ad copy writer and something called an influencer manager. Anyone want to be be our Don Draper?

Juvenile really said “a hard worker like myself could afford that price” on Rodeo

My entire feed is a stupid (compliment) college football podcasts and their extended community raising funds for the most vulnerable and goddammit it’s beautiful.

We could just fund public school instead.

Kash Patel on his back. Legs in the air like a baby mid diaper change. “We are putting the ‘tough’ back in tough on crime”

Your girl sporting that her new Kirkland Signature outfit. I call her Costco Chanel

Never beating the make a wish kid allegations @alexkirshner.com

Find a diamond in the rough. Have him enter the cave of wonders. Take nothing but the lamp. Use the first wish to become a prince. Second wish Move the oil. 3rd wish grant genie his freedom.

Did you see that Babou Ceesay at is going to be in Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Season 2? @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

The only thing better than Bibimbop for dinner is having Bibimbop for breakfast the next day!

Cried in front of my son yesterday. Dads normalize letting your kids see that aside of you.

Here's my bottom line: Much of what they are doing is bad. Much of what they are doing is unpopular. Pushback is working. We are winning. Keep fighting. Be creative. Push for what you'd want. Allow for insiders and outsiders. Realize that change takes time. Reduce harm in the meantime.

Was it silly and unethical basketball? Maybe. He still had to make the shots. The KB stans upset he isn’t second place for something else again is hilarious

Pretty sure I can ethically jump on the Spurs bandwagon they are the closest team in driving distance to me.

That MFer totally thinks it’s battleship but in real Life

Having to put off spring by law more tuneups and fence repairs because my youngest wants to go to the hardware store and help with the work. Caveat he asked for a hatchet.

Debating whether it’s worth it to drive closer to Louisiana for crawfish this year or just bite the bullet and pay the premium for convenience for a 15-30 point sack. Right now it’s $10 a pound for boiled and they can’t cook them for shit.

What takes more of your time at work? Doing your job or logging the work you did in whatever sales force like system your employer uses to track productivity?

During the brief time I went to wrestling school there are a few song still stuck in my brain for intro music. Victorious by Panic at the Disco. Plug in the snakes by Meriwether. The highlander theme by Queen for a tag team.

James Talarico says it’s time to start flipping tables

Then those parents are lazy and shitty parents.

Pretty sure you are only allowed to buy a Tesla if you’re one of the shittiest drivers on the planet