I think JJ McCarthy is the most slapstick football player I've ever seen. Just out here exploding in all directions like a cartoon Shemp Howard.

@calebroehrig.bsky.social bless Kristen Stewart for this

incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works

I don’t understand people who see dumb social media websites as venues for Ideological Combat and not watching a football game and having the idle thought "i bet this is how Arnold Schwarzenegger would say the words Jerry Jeudy" and then deciding to make it someone else's problem

This is the kind of game that makes me miss @bfquinn.bsky.social on the Michigan basketball beat

Uhhhhhhh Jason Eck, come on down?

Incredible validation here, especially after IU basketball lost again today.

Not sure how this isn't the greatest two-year turnaround in CFB history. I have thought of all the ones that could even be plausible and they're not like this

Matt Patricia being on this list and deserving of such distinction is an attack on me, personally.

I'm just over here wishing misfortune on both "Ole Miss" (why are we still letting that nickname fly) and Lane Kiffin; join me, won't you?

this table tried to stop ruby bridges from going to school

I'm learning about the barely animated husk of a corpse that is Toys R Us this weekend thanks to @greenwell.bsky.social and BAD COMPANY: PRIVATE EQUITY AND THE DEATH OF THE AMERICAN DREAM

The 2021 Battle for Atlantis was bonkers and this is at least twice as bonkers. Michigan has gone to plaid.

Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it

Never been prouder of my alma mater.

This sketch kills me every time youtu.be/qMCY6kldN2I?...

Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project

The Detroit Predatory Lenders

Folks the James Bond Problem was solved by some enterprising Italians damn near 60 years ago. youtu.be/14Mfmn7vN4g?...

Google really stumbled ass-backwards into biting satire with that Pixel 10 commercial. Yes, I would prefer an ice cream cone over a new smartphone.

In 2023, students at Ohio State blocked the doors to the president's office. Little did they know, live video from campus CCTVs were being fed straight to DHS. It's part of a little-known, decades-long surveillance effort built on the back of college football. www.foiaball.com/p/dhs-colleg...

i’m still stupidly proud of this

It is quite something that Auburn fired their head coach, a famously shitty person, only to elevate a famously shittier person to the interim position. An extremely college football thing to do.

Honestly good for Kirk on this. We have standards in society or we don't

Kudos to the graphics guy who nailed Scherzer's completely psychotic pitcher's aura in that drawing.

Really piling on Scott Woodward here @hollyanderson.bsky.social

ladies and gentlemen...we got him

Be on the lookout for contaminated Rhesus pieces this Halloween.

I see you, Chip Lindsey

Long considered the Mario to Dennis Hopper’s Wario

God bless HDTGM for re-releasing the SLEEPAWAY CAMP episode this week. An absolute all-timer. pca.st/episode/6b20...

Blessed timeline tonight

Gibbs hadn't even cleared the LOS before you knew that was going to be a TD. Blocked to perfection for the fastest back in the league.

There are many obvious counterpoints to this but fundamentally I just think if you're using social media for any sort of "discourse" you're doing it wrong.

i was married but i’m not married any more. women don’t like the vehicle.

I want to believe this is true

I'm in on the robot umpires with one caveat. They need to be like actual robots. I need to see Aaron Boone arguing with Johnny 5 over a bad call at the plate before he vaporizes him with a laser

That was "The Aristocrats!" of successful 2-minute drills.

National black dog day, you say?

Well that was an A+ 15 minutes of college football

Share your favorite black and white movie It feels cliche but I adore it. Casablanca (1942)

"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

Extremely annoyed that we're getting served Packers-Browns in the Detroit market when we'd all rather be watching Rams-Eagles.

@mgoseth.bsky.social @guynemer.bsky.social

OH MY GOD @sickoscommittee.org influxermerch.com/products/bow...

anyway, here's my cat

I see there are no copyeditors in the Garmin marketing department

Matt Campbell has to feel like he survived a Saw movie after this win.