Sometimes we get the things we deserve, and today I guess that's this Texas A&M/Miami game.

Why is a football helmet for a team I have no affinity to for a bowl sponsored by my former employer oddly putting me in the holiday spirit?

I'm very much in the holiday and/or college bowl season spirit, can't you tell?

where else will you get #art like this week's Thing One, where I got reminded of bad dating decision & attractions in my teenage years via modern-day NFL QB fashion choices AND a nod to one of the greatest posts @actioncookbook.com has ever made from when the old place was good? NOWHERE THAT'S WHERE

will eating a gummy and looking at dream houses in Mexico City heal me after today? let's find out!

i signed off all my emails today with "have the day you deserve" and it has caused minor chaos. this is what everyone gets for having "emergencies" so close to the end of the year.

I mean, I am pretty dead inside

"i wouldn't wish ____ on my worst enemy" not me... i "be" wishing it

-clerks who check your ID & act shocked about your age -thoughtful, random compliments in bathrooms from other women -my dumbass orange cat who only wants to be loved on while I'm on video conference calls -The Top Whatever from @channel6.bsky.social -dudes earnestly complimenting eachother's fits

Ryan Day, you will NEVER beat the Just for Men allegations, just lean into it!

ah, here's the belt to ass Texas Tech i've been waiting for this afternoon!

"terrorism, which is really what rivalries should be at their purest form"--i love my weekly affirmation from @channel6.bsky.social which can, should and will be applied far beyond college football. easily the best $10/month I spend.

Lane, baby, appreciate you trying to wrest back some control of weekend sports from the NFL, but this stopped being the fun kind of "messy bitch that lives for drama" at least 15 hours ago.

Lane ain't doing anything to beat these hoe/heaux allegations by making everyone wait all day for his decision.

If both teams could lose today, I'd be cool, but since lord douchecanoe McAfee just picked the Buckeyes, #goblue

watching college football on a Friday evening as the Lord intended (slightly stoned in a pedicure chair on my phone)

HAPPY THANKSGIVIG - dashare.zone ADMIN

They should invent a library that serves beers.

nose down ass up that's the way we cyberstuck

My online college football-loving ass thought Lane scored himself a cartoon show and I got a little irrationally excited.

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Goedemiddag/ goedeavond vanuit Amsterdam, where college football can't hurt me.

I'm traveling overseas for work right now & my German boss is flying to the US at the end of this week; we "joked" at dinner he may have an easier time coming into the States than I would based on anatomy alone. 🙃

MTG is no less racist than she was two months ago, but the fact that she's beefing with trump will cause thousands of white liberals to flock to her nevertheless. sometimes the enemy of your enemy is just everybody's enemy.

What's the perfect meal when your body thinks it's time to watch College Gameday with a 2nd cup of morning coffee but the clock says it's late lunchtime, and why is it a farmers omelet and fresh stroopwafel from a street food vendor in Amsterdam?

Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to start reading "The Langoliers" before boarding a transatlantic flight at 10PM.

not one person, not one person alive, has made getting high and then posting look worse than Elon Musk. he's a walking DARE ad.

"Whatever helps you on your healing journey is what we want for you, baby" - this Monday PM pick-me-up AND reference to the SEC's Instagram superuser is worth the $10/month alone

it is also a story about a man who refuses to ask for directions

We gonna need more weed

I don't know if I'd call making a field goal to go up 13-10 as "Wisconsin's getting hot", BTN announcer, but I get it - for Wisconsin lately, it kind of is!

I've always maintained that since I'm from Chicago, I'll die in Chicago...but fuck if Mexico City hasn't made me rethink this. I've even found the perfect house to plot against my enemies from. The dream of taco trucks on every corner while being able to eat outside in the winter.

There is no other way to say this: this jacket fucks.

I've been in 3 time zones this week, it's dark at 5PM and now this? How much more is a girl supposed to take?

Delta has Clueless as an in-flight movie and I'd almost forgotten what a banger this soundtrack is. Great background while staring daggers at a spreadsheet between Houston & Atlanta.

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

shout out chicago.

Slow down, man, I’m already sold

Entire patio at this cafe/bar singing along to Depeche Mode on Dia de Los Muertos in Mexico City is giving me much-needed faith in humanity. Now, do I ruin this by trying to find somewhere to watch college football? Let's find out!!

Today's bird in Mexico City who has absolutely had it with your bullshit (cc @hollyanderson.bsky.social)

heard you were talking shit?

Who doesn't like sitting on the runway for 2 hours after pulling away from the gate with no sequence or time for departure available? It's also the best when the plane engines have to shut off, right? (this is what I get for trying to take a long weekend break before I murder someones, isn't it)

someone posted after 2016 something like "i just dont know how to convince you that you should care about other people" and i think about that a lot

Never ask "would you be happy if I died?" if you don't already know the answer

my mortal college football enemy is the Daisy Sour Cream commercial

when a meteor finally hits us, have the survivors bury me in this pls

CONSIDER ARIZONA STATE

This sentence made me laugh & cry simultaneously, who would have ever thought that this would be "normal".

"she make a lot" i thought you hated broke people???????