I've spent half my week so far talking about infrastructure and can affirm that @channel6.bsky.social does not tell lies: "The roads of this nation may be turning to Oreo crumbles", "Our bridges and tunnels qualify less as infrastructure, and more as elaborate dares" are now market intelligence.

PAC-12 AFTER DARK IS BACK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i love her make her president

This is the most delightful thing I'll see today; "Burner & Hooch" took me out.

Crazy day at work. The new guy got fired for stealing and Cheryl summoned an ancient god

Relatable

Men don't like dating women that make more than them ... not because they don't enjoy partnership with women that are well resourced... Men are deeply afraid that they will be subject to the same financial abuse that they casually subject women to.

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

I know it's hard to ask for help sometimes, especially when you make being a queen look easy, but it's ok to need things from time to time! (cc @hollyanderson.bsky.social & @glitterburrito.bsky.social)

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

"where the hell do you think that money will take you that’s a better place?"--my weekly affirmation from @channel6.bsky.social came exactly when I needed it to today, and as always, a fucking STEAL at $10/month.

educated people do not work well in authoritarian systems ... knowing the things leads to resistance

there used to be a belief that an educated populace was a good thing .. and worthy of a public investment

The orange blossom muffin in the Delta Sky Club in Nashville has healing properties, even when you're not hungover.

did this make me cry in a park in downtown Nashville while remembering it's the birthday of one of my oldest, dearest friends that distance & life has made me a little estranged from recently? who's to say!

Church looks different for everyone.

We’re Bluesky mutuals* *both mentally ill at about the same time of day

I am on S1E4 thanks to this & if you would also like to spit coffee out while watching a Dolly Parton play drums on her boobs and be irrationally mad it took this long to watch, jump on Girls5Eva.

You better sling dick like your life depends on it and wash some dishes, boy

got an email about your mom

🎵happy very early birthday to me🎵 (i'm a libra, i believe in instant gratification even if it's 5mos early)

“Badger that only emerges from a dark void for cheese” make her the official live Wisconsin mascot

I guess what I’m saying is… we gotta expand abortion access Too many of yall making it to adulthood

YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT DO YOUR STRETCHES.

I'm at a conference in DC today & trying not to throw up on our current speaker, the commissioner of CBP. Anyone have questions you want me to ask?

a gritty edgy reboot of sesame street where a serial killer wears the pelts of his kills as trophies

He only agreed to the deal after the steelers threw in a 1988 pontiac firebird and def leppards back catalog on cassette

My Uber driver this morning is listening to Spanish radio & Chase banking ads are much more pleasant this way--almost kind of bangin'.

no I won't be toning down any rhetoric actually but they can go fuck themselves instead

Venus and Moon - From Bill (ridingrobots.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2iHbGYy

that's an album cover right there

the world of appearances be kicking my ass

Am I sad Wisconsin didn't end up as Chicago's CFB Team? Yes. Am I happy we're 10 spots higher than Ohio State? Also yes. Am I crying at my desk because 1.7+M is fucking incredible & there's hope for us yet? Absolutely. I can't wait to see what @newap-georgia.bsky.social can do with this.

Broke the streak ALL WHILE wearing the ugliest upper-butt-belt uniforms adidas ever invented. An upset on all fronts.

Day 5c #charitibundibowl: even though you hurt & embarrass me, WISCONSIN- across MULTIPLE sports-i love you, i'll always believe that we'll get it together next year, and this *should* make us Chicago's College Football Team™. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Day 5b #charitibundibowl: let's help out the Huskies of Connecticut, where I live now under duress & whose fans look to be broke bois. My nail tech killed it today & 1 of our senators had to help her get back in the country after Tết, so UConn, this is for you. @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Day 4 #charitibundibowl: throwing these bills down for Cal in honor of my spirit animal and vibesmaster Marshawn, because today is very much a day where I'm ready to truck a motherfucker or 2 into oblivion. @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Day 3 of #charitibundibowl nostalgia donations: let's remember some Cardinals and pour one out for the Big East; *someone* has to according to moneycannon.org... @newap-georgia.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Day 2 #charitibundibowl donation: seems like my old neighborhood's local school has a slight budget (and graphic design) problem!

Fuck it we’ll do it dead

I've got 4 more days to donate based on spite,hate and atonement (I am a Wisconsin fan after all), but always pay your debts first (cc: @hollyanderson.bsky.social). run the fucking ball, y'all.

trying to convince someone I don't have a drinking problem when I am literally currently drunk

Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts

Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

a lot of the people reacting to this have never experienced the life-changing powers of a girl who is slightly mean

ran into your girl at the aquarium

"We know you’re the kind of hater looking for the real returns only possible through a deep commitment to hating early"; @channel6.bsky.social, like Popeyes, knows what you need at just the right time. $10/month for a hit better than therapy!

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED