If this doesn't win an Emmy, we riot. Teach this approach to accents in drama school. "Prestige drama" has nothing on "my butthole doesn't open up to the fuckin GATES OF HELL".

The NYT published this today and it immediately made me think of @channel6.bsky.social's ode to the standout coach of this year's World Cup, the man who reminded me the most of a disguise Philip would pull off in The Americans.

“You put your right foot in, you take your right for out. You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That’s what it’s all about.” Is it though? What does that even mean?

Oooh this is tough, but.. Chicago Mexico City Cairo Brindisi, IT Barcelona (VERY honorable mentions to Madison & Louisville, 2 of my longtime hometowns)

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

Spain absolutely didn't need anyone's help but is also a good vibe to have heading into the final. Let's hope they bury Messi in the dirt!

I missed the first half of FRA-ESP due to a work call and I have to say (i) adulting sucks and (ii) Spain's away kit > home kit.

The Policeman, by Joan Miró Spanish, 1893–1983 1925 More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/111654

My Monday therapy/life coach/hypeman letter from @channel6.bsky.social came at as always the perfect time-like Popeye's, giving you what you need at a price that can't be beat. Happy belated birthday, @edsbs.bsky.social, and here's to many more. Let's all go run the damn ball.

Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”

Switzerland's coach looks like one of Philip's disguises from The Americans (complimentary)

when i die please avenge my death regardless of the circumstances

“Sports teach you teamwork and character!” buddy tennis teaches you that you were born alone and you will die that way as well

We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to

This was the easiest $10/month decision I made 5 years ago and continues to deliver nothing but bangers twice a week. It's been therapy, comedy, education & community--sometimes in the same post! Happy birthday and thank you, @channel6.bsky.social.

the fuck it will

VAMOS MEXICO BEAT OHIO STATE

I think maybe tomorrow is canceled

Haaland looks like he wants to happy cry--YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD

VIVA MEXICOOOOOOOOO

Libra: You will walk out of your house ready to take on the world, armed with vague rumors & unconfirmed second hand information. Prepare to be involved in many arguments and possible altercations.

Am I crying a little bit for Cabo Verde? Absolutely. What a fucking game.

SHOW ME TEN BETTER VOLCANIC ISLANDS, YOU CANNOT

I am emotionally invested in the health & well-being of a goalie from a country many people may not have heard of before this year's World Cup. I love sports.

Australia's roster is 100% made of Fuckboy Boyfriend

My long weekend plans have shit the bed but next week at work looks light. Do I (a)do a few days in NYC, (b)save money like a grownup or (c)jump on a plane to CDMX to work remote & catch MEX-ENG in person?

I sent this to my German boss at 5:12pm. I may get fired tomorrow but it will have been worth it 🙂

GERMANY YOU IN TROUBLE GIRL

THIS IS INCREDIBLE GOOOOO PARAGUAY

maybe too much has been made of the viral foreigners being like OMG BUC-EE'S IS THE HOLY LAND but they've become popular because it is nice to watch people find joy in the place where you live. the communal element too! it's all filled the cup for me more than i expected

I'm not crying in a Target parking lot, YOU ARE

You always need to do more Never do less

Telemundo is going CRAZY for Ecuador right now and RIGHTFULLY SO. Everyone at work getting roasted tomorrow 😆

I work for a German company whose CEO is at the Germany game & coming to visit the office here tomorrow, oh is he getting ROASTED

I, too, need to call people “bitch“ while stuffing my face with charcuterie and relaxing with free healthcare

k all the love in the world but i don't need to see posts about your husbands today i want to see your young hot dads circa 1982

I forgot I cancelled YouTubeTV before I went on vacation, and the app I used in Spain to watch World Cup isn't working here, so I get to watch GER/CIV on Telemundo. This is the way.

This Mexico-South Korea matchup is a clearly a competition as to who has the best fit - SK making purple look goooooooooooooood.

I was welcomed back to the US by a large contingent of Scots in kilts at Logan, haven't heard an American accent yet working my way to the garage. I love this extension of vacation.

"name a movie that's better than the book I dare you" Muppet Christmas Carol. next

Day 10 dispatches from Barcelona: have ate at least 50% of my body weight in iberico & manchego, hiked up a mountain & got lost in a garden overlooking the city, secured the souvenir tattoo & took part in what I assume was a "Fuck France" chant at the bar downstairs during its anthem.

WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.

I'm in Spain right now watching their 1st game, and "they don't need your help" is definitely the vibe of this outdoor terrace, watching as God intended (from loud normal-sized TVs inside the restaurant). @channel6.bsky.social tells no lies!

I offered to take a picture for 2 ladies having a picnic in a park, they gave me a beer & an empanada. Barcelona rocks.

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

There's something surreal about seeing a new Lego set in real life.

#onwisconsin 🫡

How many crimes must I do to get my hands on this fit?